I'm fucking delighted. How about thee?

[dumbfish]

Gone canoeing and fishing and grilling for the weekend. Yar.

[guanajuato]

i'm delighted. for a while i've been blowing through my savings, buying stuff like moonsand from the commercials -- in short, i overspend. i needed a job. i interviewed with a big company monday, i thought it went well, when i left they told me they were going to interview until the end of next week, and then call in people for second round interviews.

today, while i was skipping around with a mouthful of red licorice, taking a break from a story about a hitman who uses a mosquito as a weapon.

the phone rang. i picked it up and said 'ergat uwe', chewing red licorice.

lo and behold, it turned out to be the human resources contact from said big company. i spit out the red licorice. it looked like guts.

instead of scheduling a second interview, she offered me the job! i told her, 'i accept your offer!' then i got off the phone, just in case she had second thoughts. i start in a week or so. i wrote all this information down with a stubby broken pencil on a receipt for belts. i hope i don't lose that receipt! anyhow -- now i can buy more moonsand without feeling guilty at overspending.

then, tonight i get home and find a message. about this state of iowa job i wanted! i gotta call back monday to find out if they are also going to offer me a job. i hope so! i so want to celebrate martin luther king day. i want both jobs. i need to see a man about a clone.

what's really exciting about this, is that my sister's birthday is coming up, and we're in currently engaged in gift war II. she's the axis, i'm the allies. she sent out her suicide pilots at christmas with terribly embarrassing gifts and when i thought it was done, she deployed the luftwaffe, to drop yet more presents of a shameful nature.

i've been meaning to get her back. but for this diabolical plan of the allies (that's me!) i need a lot of disposable filthy lucre.

[diesel_powered]

It sounds like you need to see a man about 100 dildos.

And that man is Greg Nog.

[jebreject]

Jon! Fucking awesome! You are King Shit

[died_trying]

term paper/project/presentation hell ended yesterday and now i have fulfilled all my masters course requirements save a two week field school this summer semester and can now concentrate on my project.

also it's basically summer today in greater vancouver and i am sitting on my balcony watching the ships in the harbor and the mountains and drinking cold wildcat strong while listening to new tunes i bought with free money.

[guanajuato]

It sounds like you need to see a man about 100 dildos.

And that man is Greg Nog.

yeah! is he the 'guy' people see?

[guanajuato]

Jon! Fucking awesome! You are King Shit

thanks bro! you rule! this man is pretty hyped!

[alexandra]

I just had an awesome day.

made waffles, then played basketball with a handful of people. Then had a serious dinner of yummy sushi that lasted for like... 3 hours. then poker!

so tired, so happy!

[hannah]

I had a nice time last night with Brian, Lucy, Jess, Jim, Blake, and Blake's girlfriend -- even if Blake didn't know who I was! It's OK! I don't know who I am, either! I wish Jim would come back to LPTJ but I completely understand and respect his need to walk away from here, possibly permanently.

Also, the forecast for last night had snow falling, but there is none on the ground this morning, so I may go for a walk.

[elpollodiablo]

Jim is gone?

[hannah]

Yeah, he left because Pook was a total asshole about his youngest kid in the "best thread ever" thread.

[elpollodiablo]

The thing with the picture?

[hannah]

Yeah

[elpollodiablo]

Well that sucks

[El_Josharino]

I had a nice time last night with Brian, Lucy, Jess, Jim, Blake, and Blake's girlfriend -- even if Blake didn't know who I was! It's OK! I don't know who I am, either! I wish Jim would come back to LPTJ but I completely understand and respect his need to walk away from here, possibly permanently.

Also, the forecast for last night had snow falling, but there is none on the ground this morning, so I may go for a walk.

Were you dudes all still partying when I drunk texted Lucy?

[C of heartbreak]

Man it is cool to hear that milly is getting a job and also that the chicago peeps are reprasentin n shit.

I am happy because I finished my probationary period at work, which means I get extra benefits and they can never fire me ever unless maybe I get someone killed or something. Woo! I've got a six pack of Stella and some aloo gobi waiting for me now.

[G.C.R]

Well that sucks

Yeah, I didnt know that. It more than upsets me really

[Babar]

my friends who is the president of the main student organization at my school was at an interview with the most read news paper in the land. and in the question "who is the funniest?" (it's highlighted in the picture) he mentions my name (NZ-Grace can confirm that) and says that i have the "most evolved humor ever seen". this really made my day. it's not like we are best friends or anything and he was just saying that, i've never really hung out with him alone, so it's nice to know that i thought of me and not some of his closer friends. my mom went "you never tell us any jokes", that's true though, you should be able to relax with your family, jokes are merely a tool for getting people to like you.

[jess]

I had a nice time last night with Brian, Lucy, Jess, Jim, Blake, and Blake's girlfriend -- even if Blake didn't know who I was! It's OK! I don't know who I am, either! I wish Jim would come back to LPTJ but I completely understand and respect his need to walk away from here, possibly permanently.

Also, the forecast for last night had snow falling, but there is none on the ground this morning, so I may go for a walk.

Were you dudes all still partying when I drunk texted Lucy?

I'm not sure if we were "partying" per se, but we were definitely stilll intoxicated. Some of us started drinking at 4pm, and we were up until 4am, so yeah.

And yes, it was really awesome hanging out with everyone. I am feeling all the more pull to try to move here for school if I can.

[rockmeamadeus]

Woo!

Good times at the Lucy Ranch.

Fried illicit pork parts and avocado burritos at 2 in the morning!!! Heaven!

[Augo]

Yeah, he left because Pook was a total asshole about his youngest kid in the "best thread ever" thread.

 

Well that sucks

qft

[Maaik]

Yeah, he left because Pook was a total asshole about his youngest kid in the "best thread ever" thread.

 

Well that sucks

qft

x2

[Wally]

Yeah, he left because Pook was a total asshole about his youngest kid in the "best thread ever" thread.

 

Well that sucks

qft

x2000

Damn straight.

[Wally]

But in happy news, today was my first day back in classes after the break. And it was as awesome as ever, shame the year is nearly over. What am I going to do for external validation over the summer months?

[dumbfish]

Jim'll be back. We just need to bait him.
In the alcohol thread: "Mmm- mmm! I am LOVING this Budweiser! Best beer evar!"
In the (one of the) food threads: "Pizza is for suckers."
In the annoyance thread: "You know what I hate? Bicyclists who ride on the damn road. Why don't they get on the sidewalk where they belong? Next time one of those fuckers comes alongside me in MY lane, I'm'a door that son of a bitch."