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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:00:16 PM »
It's probably easier to say things like "post-racial" when you went to Morehouse and live in Paris
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Maaik
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:01:41 PM »
seriously, fuck that guy
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:06:50 PM »
Maaik, those kinds of sentiments are profoundly out of date in a post-enmity society such as this one.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:21:36 PM »
Greg, in this post-critical world it is entirely inconsequential whether or not you attempt to pass judgment on Maaik's invectives.
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Maaik
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:46:41 PM »
Guys!  Guys!  Does no one remember that we've been living in a post-irony society since 2001?  C'mon!
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Black Amnesia of Heaven
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« Reply #30 on: Apr 03, 2008, 02:47:20 PM »
Something something post-existence something.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #31 on: Apr 03, 2008, 03:02:36 PM »
I don't think there's any place for all this cuteness in this post-Heathcote thread.
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 03, 2008, 03:05:14 PM »
Strictly speaking, there are two stages of Post Racialism for humanity to undergo. The first one is when the first band consisting of a light-skinned black person and a dark-skinned black person is formed, which just happened this year with the advent of The Gnarls Barkley. The second stage, sometimes known as 'Strong Post-Racislism', is when everyone has had sex with everyone else such that pretty much all the babies look like Tiger Woods.
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #33 on: Apr 03, 2008, 03:32:38 PM »
Quick question for you fools:

I just got an email from the guy I'm working under this summer and I've got no idea at all what it means.

I sent an email explaining that the school is going to be emailing him a form so I can get credit for my work this summer. This was his reply:

"No trouble.  Give them my court address: (then lists email address)
Did you go to a range last weekend?"

What does that mean? 

shit I'm an idiot, I figured it out. *************
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #34 on: Apr 03, 2008, 04:22:08 PM »
Was the answer a firing range?

Also random:  My roommate just got 36 free boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. 
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Maaik
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« Reply #35 on: Apr 03, 2008, 04:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Apr 03, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
My roommate just got 36 free boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. 

 Shocked

 Drool
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jebreject
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« Reply #36 on: Apr 03, 2008, 04:44:01 PM »
Greg, you still have my address, correct?
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andronicus
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« Reply #37 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:04:47 PM »
Quote from: coldforge on Apr 03, 2008, 03:05:14 PM
Strictly speaking, there are two stages of Post Racialism for humanity to undergo. The first one is when the first band consisting of a light-skinned black person and a dark-skinned black person is formed, which just happened this year with the advent of The Gnarls Barkley. The second stage, sometimes known as 'Strong Post-Racislism', is when everyone has had sex with everyone else such that pretty much all the babies look like Tiger Woods.
Is this actually in the article?  This could read as a fairly clever satire of Marx's Critique of the Gotha Programme.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:22:34 PM »
You're pretty much just always looking for an in, aintcha
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andronicus
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« Reply #39 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:27:18 PM »
 Puppy-dog-eyed sincerity
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #40 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:30:41 PM »
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*

AHA!

MARX ECONOMY EGYPTIAN WORKING CLASS HEGEL ISLAM

*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #41 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:31:09 PM »
Smile
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andronicus
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« Reply #42 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:38:34 PM »
Pretty much got me there, didn't you.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:41:26 PM »
For me it's more like

*waits*
*waits*
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK
*waits*
[contrite drunken apology]
*waits*
FUCK YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER MOTHERFUCKER
*waits*
SCHOOL SUCKS WAH WAH POOR CLASS RAGE
*waits*
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andronicus
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« Reply #44 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:45:42 PM »
At school the other day we were discussing this class on economy of the modern middle east and a girl said, "Why aren't you taking that class?  Isn't that, like, your shtick?"

*waits*

"Why yes it is, how nice of you for noticing."
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #45 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:48:42 PM »
I PREFER GIMMICK, SWEET LIPS
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andronicus
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« Reply #46 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:49:48 PM »
It's only a gimmick if you're making money.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #47 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:53:40 PM »
What about New Coke?
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coldforge
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« Reply #48 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:29:41 PM »
Quote from: andronicus on Apr 03, 2008, 06:04:47 PM
Quote from: coldforge on Apr 03, 2008, 03:05:14 PM
Strictly speaking, there are two stages of Post Racialism for humanity to undergo. The first one is when the first band consisting of a light-skinned black person and a dark-skinned black person is formed, which just happened this year with the advent of The Gnarls Barkley. The second stage, sometimes known as 'Strong Post-Racislism', is when everyone has had sex with everyone else such that pretty much all the babies look like Tiger Woods.
Is this actually in the article?  This could read as a fairly clever satire of Marx's Critique of the Gotha Programme.
That was not in the article. It was fairly clever satire, and I wrote it.
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andronicus
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« Reply #49 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:31:36 PM »
Well, then.  Looks like I shall have to revise my opinion of your intelligence upward slightly.

Hold just one second while I update my spreadsheet...
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