To Tweet or not to Tweet? Is twitter useful?

[mixed cats]

Easily my favorite of those:

AskReddit: What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done with a ghost? #AltReddit

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[YojimboMonkey]

Chuck Grassley, Senator from Iowa SOPA/PIPA supporter, has had his Twitter account hacked--or at least, somebody guessed his password and he hasn't gotten around to changing it yet



https://twitter.com/#!/ChuckGrassley

[Greg Nog]

Damn it, they just switched me over to the new Twitter.  Among the various things I hate about it, when someone I know retweets something, it now says "retweeted by (name that appears in person's 'real name' field)" rather than "retweeted by (twitter-handle that appears in person's url)". 

I'm like, "Retweeted by David? Who the fuck is David?  Do they mean Precum_Problems?"

[Chet]

man i was trying to figure out what everyone was complaining about and like was there another new twitter already? then i realised i was switched to that shit months ago. i've gotten used to it. can't even remember what old twitter looks like. though i miss having a tab purely for retweets.

i am very good at twitter lately. i laugh at myself even if no one else does.

[jm]

I think you're a funny twurtster, Chet.

[Thermofusion]

Chet is a funny dude, and also my bro. You my bro, dude!

[Chet]

you fuckin know it bro.

[Thermofusion]

Also bro, you my dogg dude, brah

[jebreject]

I don't really care for any of you fucking people

[Chet]

JEB I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW EVEN THOUGH IT HAS BEEN QUITE EVIDENT, FOR A WHILE, THAT YOU HATE ME

THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND ONLY WISH YOU THE BEST.

THIS IS A POST FROM THE REALM OF THE FUCKING REALS.

[Thermofusion]

Now you two make out

[YojimboMonkey]

I don't really care for any of you fucking people

You are still my cuddly frost giant pal

[jebreject]

i don't hate you chet

edit: if we're getting all heart to heart here, i also wish you the best, and i really felt for you during that shit you were going through. i just think you're fun to antagonize. if it's really hurting your feelings i will ease up because i don't mean to be a dick

okay, i mean, i do mean to be a dick, but not an especially hurtful one, so i'm sorry if i have been

[jebreject]

I don't really care for any of you fucking people

You are still my cuddly frost giant pal

yo this is true

[Chet]

i don't hate you chet

there was a time when you said you did. or seemed to say that you did.

[jebreject]

i'm not even drunk and you got me talking like this

see edit or whatever

[Babar]

Jeb also hates me, Chet. I know how it feels but I'm telling you it does get better with time. The pain never completely goes away though, but knowing someone else is going through the same struggles should give us both hope. We should start a support group. 'LPTJers for Learning to Live with Jeb's Hateration', LLLJH. Just stay strong and always offer your love, it is the strongest antidote against hataz.

[Chet]

i don't hate you chet

edit: if we're getting all hear to heart here, i also wish you the best, and i really felt for you during that shit you were going through. i just think you're fun to antagonize. if it's really hurting your feelings i will ease up because i don't mean to be a dick

okay, i mean, i do mean to be a dick, but not an especially hurtful one, so i'm sorry if i have been

ohh shit man. no problem!!

i've never like been antagonized for real on here. so carry on.

[Thermofusion]

You are a silly motherfucker, Babar.

Ain't gonna lie though, I kinda like it (most of the time)

[YojimboMonkey]

part of me is like yo this is the internet people



part of me is like, well feelings have been pretty frayed around here lately, let's hug it out

[jebreject]

i especially don't hate babar i don't even know where you got that idea dogg

[Thermofusion]

let's bro it out

[Chet]

i wanna fucking hug y'all and maybe suck some dicks too.

[milly balgeary]

hey babar, you heard of neutral milk hotel? shit reminds me of them.

[Ashley]

why is that girl hugging a chicken