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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #100 on: Dec 23, 2009, 11:03:07 AM »
Quote from: clare on Dec 23, 2009, 05:21:42 AM
sweet bagels are the work of the devil.

seriously, it's your own fault for ordering sweet bagels YOU SON OF A BITCH
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #101 on: Dec 23, 2009, 12:30:37 PM »
WTF is wrong with you people? What do you have against dough coated in cinnamon sugar?
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« Reply #102 on: Dec 23, 2009, 12:37:12 PM »
Seriously, I really don't get it.  That shit is delicious.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #103 on: Dec 23, 2009, 12:38:04 PM »
I do like a good chocolate chip bagel from time to time, though it feels more like a dessert than breakfast
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #104 on: Dec 23, 2009, 01:00:41 PM »
Fuck yeah. I even made my own walnut cream cheese. I don't have anything against the garlic/chive set, but sometimes you just want some sugar.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #105 on: Dec 23, 2009, 01:32:09 PM »
Why settle for a cinnamon bagel when you could instead just have a tortilla full of about two cups of molasses?
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #106 on: Dec 23, 2009, 02:18:20 PM »
Why settle for an everything bagel when you could just snort a bag filled with garlic, sesame, salt, and poppy seeds?
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #107 on: Dec 23, 2009, 02:25:04 PM »
That's what I usually do!  I make a hole in an onion and use that as a straw.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #108 on: Dec 23, 2009, 02:32:31 PM »
Damn, that has to make the worst boogers ever.
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« Reply #109 on: Dec 23, 2009, 04:56:57 PM »
Why settle for living in your shithole town where they actually serve chocolate chip bagels because they're a bunch of inbred norwegian farmers who ... aw fuck it

y'all can blow me
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« Reply #110 on: Dec 23, 2009, 05:46:49 PM »
Another bagel shop story:

Mother: Tell the man what you want
Kid: Do you have any donuts?
Me: No, we just have bagels
Kid: I want a donut
Me: We have cinnamon sugar bagels, those are kinda like donuts
*gives kid cinnamon bagel*
Kid: *nom nom* This sucks
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DCDave
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« Reply #111 on: Dec 23, 2009, 06:15:19 PM »
Hey so I am stuck on a train and that kinda sucks.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #112 on: Dec 23, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »
I was in that situation last week. I feel your pain.
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alex
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« Reply #113 on: Dec 23, 2009, 06:51:10 PM »
Dang. Ordered a Christmas present for my brother from amazon last week, and in order to qualify for free shipping, I ordered something else for myself at the same time. Mysteriously enough, the two items were still shipped separetely - first the thing that I ordered for my brother, and a day later, the thing I'd ordered for myself.

Thing for myself was in the mailbox today, present for my brother is still missing. Damn! I'll be leaving for my grandparents before the mail arrives tomorrow, so no chance of getting the present anymore. I'd meant to get him something else to throw in with what I'd ordered, but couldn't come up with anything, so that's pretty lame.
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girl
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« Reply #114 on: Dec 23, 2009, 07:11:43 PM »
Chocolate chip bagel? Really? I can't imagine that this is a thing that exists. It sounds so wrong.
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Maaik
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« Reply #115 on: Dec 23, 2009, 07:18:26 PM »
Honestly, what the fuck is so hard to believe about baked dough with chocolate morsels in it?  Christ!
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Maaik
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« Reply #116 on: Dec 23, 2009, 07:22:19 PM »
Like hey, did you guys know they also put ice cream and chocolate...in TACO SHELLS?  Oh the fucking horror.
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« Reply #117 on: Dec 23, 2009, 07:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Maaik on Dec 23, 2009, 07:18:26 PM
Honestly, what the fuck is so hard to believe about baked dough with chocolate morsels in it?  Christ!

It's actually boiled and then baked
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girl
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« Reply #118 on: Dec 23, 2009, 07:32:30 PM »
I don't know, man. Southerners are kind of crazy.
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clare
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« Reply #119 on: Dec 23, 2009, 08:17:06 PM »
Quote from: YojimboMonkey on Dec 23, 2009, 11:03:07 AM
Quote from: clare on Dec 23, 2009, 05:21:42 AM
sweet bagels are the work of the devil.

seriously, it's your own fault for ordering sweet bagels YOU SON OF A BITCH

Thank you.

Quote from: diesel_powered on Dec 23, 2009, 12:30:37 PM
WTF is wrong with you people? What do you have against dough coated in cinnamon sugar?

Nothing, as long as it's deep fried and is a fucking DOUGHNUT!!!

Quote from: coldforge on Dec 23, 2009, 04:56:57 PM
Why settle for living in your shithole town where they actually serve chocolate chip bagels because they're a bunch of inbred norwegian farmers who ... aw fuck it

y'all can blow me

See? He's right. It can't possibly _be_ a bagel if it's got fucking cinnamon and sugar on it.

I've got bagel rage. I haven't eaten a good bagel for several years i reckon. The only really good ones are about 8 hours drive away. Hey, maybe I can get Daniel to express post me a bag of them...Daniel?? Can you get to Glick's?
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #120 on: Dec 23, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Maaik on Dec 23, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
Like hey, did you guys know they also put ice cream and chocolate...in TACO SHELLS?  Oh the fucking horror.

Dude... once, I saw chocolate chip Halva. HALVA! OH TEH HUMANITY!!!
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Ignatius
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« Reply #121 on: Dec 24, 2009, 01:20:32 AM »
Man I have a horrible case of what must be dishpan hands and it's just killing me. I was dishes for about 4 hours a day and live in a very cold, dry and windy place. My hands are bright red and scaling/weeping/blistering on all my fingers and in seriously bad shape from my wrists down. They itch, sting and hurt constantly, and these tiny blister-like irritations pop up all the way up to my elbows. I've been wearing heavy dish gloves over vinyl food prep gloves as protection for a while and I apply eucerin and hand salve constantly but it still gets worse. I even sleep in sock-mitts after slathering on cream. Some days the latex from the gloves just chafes my oil-depleted skin even more, and the rashes get worse. I can't play instruments or video games without extreme discomfort. I fear that the only solution is to quit. Fortunately (for my skin if not my bank account), the bakery is closing for January, so I can heal some. But this is a shitty condition. Even booze won't soothe the pain and discomfort. It's one of those miserable ailments that simply won't let you ignore it, tainting all experience. I had to go to the hospital for poison ivy once, and this feels worse by far. Booooo
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #122 on: Dec 24, 2009, 02:03:50 AM »
A) Maybe try applying straight petroleum jelly before donning your gloves?

B) Are you sure you aren't allergic to latex?

C) Maybe try applying triple antibiotic to any and all wounds? (It's also made of petroleum jelly.)

D) Maybe try applying vitamin E? (From vitamin E supplements, it's really sticky and oily and can help healing.)

E) That sucks. Sad
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Ignatius
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« Reply #123 on: Dec 24, 2009, 02:24:04 AM »
I've been using latex gloves for any cleaning job involving comet since my second day, which was fairly frequent, and none of the prickly swells appeared til recently, so I assume it's more to do with friction on defenseless skin than anything. It feels that way too. Vaseline is probably a good idea to protect myself from further injury, but I don't think it's going to heal without total cessation. Only two shifts left til then, so I think I'll make it, but ARRGHH. Vitamin E oil is a right idea, as is antibiotic ointment. But argh.
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Maaik
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« Reply #124 on: Dec 24, 2009, 07:23:41 AM »
Oh god man, as a guy with crazy sensitive skin (gotta apply Protopic and Aquaphor every day just to function), I literally feel your pain.  I've had these cracking, dry/bleeding patches on my knuckles for a couple months now and CHRIST it sucks.
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