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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #375 on: Mar 10, 2010, 03:22:32 PM »

So 'Burzum' is from Tolkein, eh?
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jm
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« Reply #376 on: Mar 10, 2010, 03:27:29 PM »

Yar, for "darkness"
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G.C.R
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« Reply #377 on: Mar 10, 2010, 05:32:20 PM »

Too many awesome beards on the site for any of us to automatically claim the Gimli spot. 

Ha Ha, Anne claimed Gimli for herself straight up.
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« Reply #378 on: Mar 10, 2010, 05:47:41 PM »

I didn't get you in place yet Greg. You can be Lurtz if you like.

Other calls made:
Jess=Elrond
Bernard=Gandalf
Girl=Galadriel
Pollo=Saruman
Hannah=Merry

If I'm not beardy enough to be Gimli I guess I could be Tom Shippey.
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« Reply #379 on: Mar 10, 2010, 06:00:00 PM »

I'm gonna be an Eagle with an Ent in its claws, both of them, that's me
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« Reply #380 on: Mar 10, 2010, 06:13:36 PM »

I'm one of the motherfucking Rohirrim, they're like Vikings but on horses instead of in ships, they are beardy and badass, not like those baldfaced Gondor cunts
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jm
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« Reply #381 on: Mar 10, 2010, 06:45:06 PM »

I am a non-short red-bearded thing.  Like the build of an elf but the face of a dwarf.  Whatever, I'm new here.
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Ashley
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« Reply #382 on: Mar 10, 2010, 06:46:23 PM »

I don't think you can say "I'm new here" with 1000 posts.
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Ashley
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« Reply #383 on: Mar 10, 2010, 06:49:28 PM »

I mean if we're going by seniority I want a character too.
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« Reply #384 on: Mar 10, 2010, 07:03:21 PM »

I'm one of the motherfucking Rohirrim, they're like Vikings but on horses instead of in ships, they are beardy and badass, not like those baldfaced Gondor cunts
I'm gonna be on the ship with Jim, bitches.
Alternatively, I would be one of those people who steer the oliphaunts.  Not one of the lame-os who ride around in the basket and shoot arrows, but the one who stands on the head and tugs the ear-ropes.
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« Reply #385 on: Mar 10, 2010, 07:22:53 PM »

I don't think you can say "I'm new here" with 1000 posts.

hahaha, that was kind of a joke.
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« Reply #386 on: Mar 10, 2010, 07:27:45 PM »

Apparently hobbits are undesirable things to be. Who knows why. They smoke and drink and eat breakfast like five times a day. And they live in cozy tunnels.

So screw you guys, I still wanna be Pip.
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« Reply #387 on: Mar 10, 2010, 07:47:59 PM »

I probably would've cast myself as a hobbit, too, but I'll take Galadriel. (I'm considerably more flattered than I probably should be by being cast as Galadriel! Woo!)


(sorry, Galadriel most certainly wouldn't say woo)
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« Reply #388 on: Mar 10, 2010, 07:56:06 PM »

I would like to be an Ent because then I generally wouldn't have to do very much and it is great fun to talk slow and deep. I was disappointed when they chose to involve themselves in all that business

better to wash out on the tide of history

Also they should make an anti-depressant called Bombadil cuz hell is that guy so cheery. He would be fun to be too I imagine.
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« Reply #389 on: Mar 10, 2010, 08:13:44 PM »

Too tall to be a hobbit, too fat to be an elf, too short to be an ent... I dunno, maybe I could be the Allen Iverson of ents.
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« Reply #390 on: Mar 10, 2010, 08:28:14 PM »

I love being Gandalf!
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« Reply #391 on: Mar 10, 2010, 08:30:37 PM »

Hmm... forgot about the wizards. Is there a second-string wizard I could be? I've got the beard and the hair and the pipeweed...
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #392 on: Mar 10, 2010, 08:35:02 PM »

You can be Radagast. When they were giving out colors, he was like "Brown? That's a little too close to Wizard: Shit."

I'll take Saruman, though I've got more the build of tumor orc. Or an oliphant.
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« Reply #393 on: Mar 10, 2010, 08:35:36 PM »

Like the Bonzi Wells of sorcery
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jm
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« Reply #394 on: Mar 11, 2010, 09:52:09 AM »

I would like to be an Ent because then I generally wouldn't have to do very much and it is great fun to talk slow and deep. I was disappointed when they chose to involve themselves in all that business

better to wash out on the tide of history

Also they should make an anti-depressant called Bombadil cuz hell is that guy so cheery. He would be fun to be too I imagine.

This whole thing made my day.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #395 on: Mar 11, 2010, 10:48:26 AM »

Radagast is awesome though!  He's the animal one, isn't he?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #396 on: Mar 11, 2010, 11:19:28 AM »

Yeah!
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« Reply #397 on: Mar 11, 2010, 11:21:29 AM »

mods plz change dp's handle to awesome animal wizard dude, tia
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« Reply #398 on: Mar 11, 2010, 12:00:08 PM »

FOR THE HORDE, Jim:



http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/david-foster-wallace-viking-poem
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« Reply #399 on: Mar 11, 2010, 12:07:41 PM »

because they'ld kill you very well
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