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Aglaya
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« Reply #125 on: Feb 25, 2010, 11:37:43 PM »
We were really happiest when we had 7.
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davy
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« Reply #126 on: Feb 25, 2010, 11:45:28 PM »
Haha.

Do you know Shonda? She and I used to work at a Books-A-Million together. We were inseparable on the job. Ask her about those crazy days sometime. Jesus.
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« Reply #127 on: Feb 25, 2010, 11:48:26 PM »
Mad heart palpitations! I even got dizzy earlier! This cycle of caffeine then booze must be taking its toll!
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Aglaya
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« Reply #128 on: Feb 25, 2010, 11:54:40 PM »
Quote from: davy on Feb 25, 2010, 11:45:28 PM
Haha.

Do you know Shonda? She and I used to work at a Books-A-Million together. We were inseparable on the job. Ask her about those crazy days sometime. Jesus.
Hells yes I know Shonda.  She just found out that she's allergic to winter.
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davy
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« Reply #129 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:16:10 AM »
Bah, she's known that for YEARS.
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« Reply #130 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:17:06 AM »
Quote from: Bernard on Feb 25, 2010, 11:21:58 PM
hm, so having a penis is not always the thrilling adventure in urination it's made out to be

BUT IT SHOULD BE

davy is just unadventurous
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davy
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« Reply #131 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:17:57 AM »
I just didn't feel like climbing up onto the sink counter, man. Just not in me tonight.
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« Reply #132 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:33:24 AM »
One disadvantage of having a name that starts with A is that you get ass-dialed all the time.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #133 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:39:38 AM »
My poor friend aj gets ass dialed constantly since I got this shit blackberry storm
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« Reply #134 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:46:18 AM »
A friend of mine was calling me so much that I made him add a contact named Aardvark.
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« Reply #135 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:56:36 AM »
Quote from: davy on Feb 25, 2010, 10:21:35 PM
Annoying: I just had to actually stand on my tip-toes to use a urinal in the library bathroom. I know I'm on the short side, but come on. Seriously. There's no practical reason to mount a urinal halfway up the frakkin wall. Tall people can pee down.

Dave, I gotta come visit now, because what you describe of yourself doesn't count as "short" in my book at all. 5'2"? Sure. 5'8"? That's about my dad's height right there and I wouldn't consider him short at all. But then again, from shopping for office chairs, apparently 6' is freakishly tall.
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davy
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« Reply #136 on: Feb 26, 2010, 12:57:58 AM »
five seven & a half, to be brutally honest.
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Em
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« Reply #137 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:14:27 AM »
Man, I started using this face wash with salicylic acid the other day (I normally avoid active ingredients but I was having a breakout and couldn't resist, even though I know that stuff just goes down the sink drain and probably doesn't do anything) and now my nose ring is PISSED. Ouch. I mean, you can't see any redness or anything, it just hurts quite a bit. Money down the drain. Or I could see if it gets used to it. I dunno.
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Em
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« Reply #138 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:15:41 AM »
And davy, speaking as a Very Tall Person, 5'7 1/2" is a totally respectable height in my opinion.
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« Reply #139 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:34:03 AM »
Hey Em, I don't know a lot about you, but the rare times you post you always sounded like a pretty cool person. Maybe you should post more.
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« Reply #140 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:37:18 AM »
Quote from: G.C.R on Feb 26, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
Hey Em, I don't know a lot about you, but the rare times you post you always sounded like a pretty cool person. Maybe you should post more.

QFT many times over.

and I switched to Cetaphil in December when I ran out of tea-tree oil while still staying with G; pretty happy with it for the most part, ongoing catastrophe on my lower lip notwithstanding.
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« Reply #141 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:47:32 AM »
Quote from: G.C.R on Feb 26, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
Hey Em, I don't know a lot about you, but the rare times you post you always sounded like a pretty cool person. Maybe you should post more.

Thirded!
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Em
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« Reply #142 on: Feb 26, 2010, 01:56:59 AM »
Aww, you guys are nice. Maybe I shall!
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« Reply #143 on: Feb 26, 2010, 02:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Em on Feb 26, 2010, 01:15:41 AM
And davy, speaking as a Very Tall Person, 5'7 1/2" is a totally respectable height in my opinion.

I dunno. I was a late bloomer and all my best friends are over 6 feet, so I guess it's mental to some degree. Still, I believe for my weight and age I'm solidly below average.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #144 on: Feb 26, 2010, 02:55:20 AM »
Davy, it doesn't matter how tall or light you may be, you're still well above average in my book.
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Em
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« Reply #145 on: Feb 26, 2010, 07:13:00 AM »
Quote from: davy on Feb 26, 2010, 02:16:01 AM
I dunno. I was a late bloomer and all my best friends are over 6 feet, so I guess it's mental to some degree. Still, I believe for my weight and age I'm solidly below average.

I'm just sayin', I've dated guys I've had up to eight inches on, and I think height-confidence on shorter men is way sexy. Work it.

Edited to say: I kind of know where you're coming from though. I was an early bloomer in the height department--I was over 6'1" at 13--and it was awkward and totally gave me a complex. By now I'm just used to the minor hassles and near-daily commentary from strangers!
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Bernard
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« Reply #146 on: Feb 26, 2010, 07:28:46 AM »
Dude, own your height. The only problem with my ex being 5'6" was that he claimed to be 5'7".
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Ashley
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« Reply #147 on: Feb 26, 2010, 08:57:08 AM »
i just cut my bangs and did a really crap job of it and now i have hair in my eyes
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coldforge
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« Reply #148 on: Feb 26, 2010, 09:48:11 AM »
The only problem with davy being 5'7.5" is that he's actually 5'3"
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morgan
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« Reply #149 on: Feb 26, 2010, 09:59:01 AM »
Eh, Davy, I've fallen for plenty of guys who were 5'8"-ish and 120 or less. Dating one right now, actually.
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