It's furniture-throwing time: New Angroyed thread

[kadiekatRN]

I thought Yo Gabba Gabba was pretty ubiquitous.  Alas, trips to Target and Toys'R'Us have proven me wrong!  Man, if they don't have every single other Nickolodean/Disney shit except YGG!  Alls I want is a dancing Brobee! 


(Not for me, mind you.  My nephew.)

[clare]

Maybe they're all sold out. They're touring the show atm, aren't they? What network shows them in the US?

[kadiekatRN]

Nickolodean, err...Nick Jr.

[clare]

hmm. Do they have shops of their own? I know here I'd go to the ABC shop and I'm pretty sure they'd have them. Online I guess...

[diesel_powered]

Yeah, my car was broken into outside of our practice space a couple years ago.  Radio?  Untouched.  Stuff in the trunk?  Still there.  They broke a window and rifled through my papers then moved on.  Christ, what an asshole.

Once, outside a show, somebody smashed in my friend's car window to steal my $8 Target track jacket. Christ, what an asshole.

[Aglaya]

Yeah, my car was broken into outside of our practice space a couple years ago.  Radio?  Untouched.  Stuff in the trunk?  Still there.  They broke a window and rifled through my papers then moved on.  Christ, what an asshole.

Once, outside a show, somebody smashed in my friend's car window to steal my $8 Target track jacket. Christ, what an asshole.

Carl, boyfriend of my room mate, went mushroom picking with his friend a few night ago.  Someone smashed his car window, reached past a stereo that is hanging out of the console and could be removed with one good pull, and stole an empty purse.  Christ, what an asshole.

[mixed cats]

Someone stole two sixteen pound  bowling balls out of Bill's car somewhere in DC, but I guess that had the practical application of helping to break other windows. Sorry to hear, clare.

[dumbfish]

You forgot to say, "Christ, what an asshole."

[donblood]

Oh no, are we taking on in-jokes that became tired on Metafilter in 2004?

[donblood]

All "Ha ha, he said the thing we all say, ha ha ha, that was full of win"

[jm]

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[Maaik]

Christ, Don's an asshole.

[donblood]

Sorry, I guess it was 2006 that everyone started saying "Christ, what an asshole" all the time.

[The_Tourist]

broken clavicles are not all that pleasant.

[Greg Nog]

Oh jeez.  I was peeved because I pulled something in my neck, but man, broken clavicle is WAY worse.

[diesel_powered]

I'm pissed because I sprained the shit out of my foot, but a broken clavicle is way worse.

[YojimboMonkey]

A borken clavicle sucks dude

[The_Tourist]

A borken clavicle sucks dude

not to be a grammar nazi, but i think you mean "b0rked"

and thanks for making me the winner of the annoying injuries contest, guys.

[diesel_powered]

Your trophy is in the mail.

[donblood]

and thanks for making me the winner of the annoying injuries contest, guys.

I don't think anyone here did that.  Speaking of which, how did your clavicle get broken?

[donblood]

(I'm gonna feel pretty dumb if the answer is "diesel_powered, YojimboMonkey and Greg Nog all hit it with a hammer")

[diesel_powered]

The trophy is the hammer.

[The_Tourist]

I don't think anyone here did that.  Speaking of which, how did your clavicle get broken?

i definitely didn't mean that in an annoyed way. i thought it was amusing. and i hope everyone's ailments are doing better.

i'm a genius and did it in broad daylight, while completely sober on my bike.  i was up in portland for  a while and was going back to the friend's house where i was staying. was looking at street signs and hit a part of the curb that was sticking out. went shoulder first into the ground.  i stayed clipped into my pedals, so i basically did a somersault with my bike. fun stuff.

[DCDave]

I did that yesterday but no broken clavicle

[donblood]

i definitely didn't mean that in an annoyed way. i thought it was amusing. and i hope everyone's ailments are doing better.

Haha, no, I just thought the idea of a bunch of mild-mannered LPTJers ganging up to break your clavicle was funny.  Which, admittedly, is probably less funny to a person with a broken clavicle.

i'm a genius and did it in broad daylight, while completely sober on my bike.  i was up in portland for  a while and was going back to the friend's house where i was staying. was looking at street signs and hit a part of the curb that was sticking out. went shoulder first into the ground.  i stayed clipped into my pedals, so i basically did a somersault with my bike. fun stuff.

Fucking OW.