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coldforge
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« Reply #350 on: Aug 05, 2010, 11:43:33 PM »
Davy, that's not real! That's just something out of my nightmares.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #351 on: Aug 05, 2010, 11:45:08 PM »
wow, I thought the grubs I was just dealing with were bad.  yikes!
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davy
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« Reply #352 on: Aug 05, 2010, 11:52:04 PM »
I assure you that they are real.

They are the reason I cannot presently use my back door, and because I park behind my building, this is an inconvenience.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #353 on: Aug 06, 2010, 12:22:11 AM »
Is that your hand? Get it off!

God I'm glad I live in New Zealand. We get wetas, but not in huge swarms and they're harmless, and that's probably about it for gross things. Except Peter Jackson.
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davy
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« Reply #354 on: Aug 06, 2010, 12:37:30 AM »
No, not my hand!  Shocked

Whoever that is has probably not heard about the flesh-dissolving enzyme.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #355 on: Aug 06, 2010, 01:29:09 AM »
I think tiny spiders are breeding in my mattress. This is less annoying than giant hornets. Have you seen that video of giant hornets taking down a bee hive? Or maybe it was regular sized hornets.. Either way, shit was brutal.

We had to remove about six yellowjacket nests from our shed so this guy could dismantle and remove it recently.. It was not awesome.
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davy
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« Reply #356 on: Aug 06, 2010, 02:32:42 AM »
I think I am actually more comfortable with the hornets outside my apartment than I would be with tiny spiders breeding inside my mattress.
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davy
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« Reply #357 on: Aug 06, 2010, 02:35:14 AM »
Also, I can't sleep.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #358 on: Aug 06, 2010, 02:40:15 AM »
They're tiny enough that they can't bite, so I'm trying to not be concerned. I only see one at a time, though, so I guess they're probably hatching somewhere else and coming in. PS what is sleep?
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #359 on: Aug 06, 2010, 05:16:19 AM »
I win the insomniac award tonight!
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
clare
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« Reply #360 on: Aug 06, 2010, 07:15:54 AM »
i think so. hope you get some sleep.

I have some low level gastro that interfered with my rest last night. I hope it's fucked off enough tonight to let me sleep...
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #361 on: Aug 06, 2010, 07:19:04 PM »
Bleh. It's a good thing I set my own schedule.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #362 on: Aug 07, 2010, 12:38:31 AM »
Quote from: davy on Aug 05, 2010, 11:35:18 PM
My apartment is a wreck and Japanese giant hornets are patrolling the sidewalk.



This is the largest species of hornet in the world. Its venom contains an enzyme capable of dissolving human flesh. Nice.
Are you serious?  Are those things in this state?!  Have I mentioned my already paralyzing fear of bees, wasps, hornets, and anything that even vaguely resembles them?!  Jesus christ, I used to like Athens.  Now I can never go there again.  I'll miss The Grit.
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davy
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« Reply #363 on: Aug 07, 2010, 12:54:33 AM »
I ate at The Grit tonight!

(It is Japanese giant hornet-free.)
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clare
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« Reply #364 on: Aug 07, 2010, 07:45:02 AM »
And you clearly went there via your front door. I showed the pic to the bloke (who has a pathological fear of stinging insects) but he was surprisingly blase about it. I suspect he thinks it's not real, or he's drunker than I thought...
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davy
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« Reply #365 on: Aug 07, 2010, 11:12:26 AM »
I'd post more pictures, but really, you can just do a google image search for "japanese giant hornet." They're all pretty terrifying.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #366 on: Aug 07, 2010, 12:26:10 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
SERIOUS CARNAGE VIA HORNET RAGE.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #367 on: Aug 07, 2010, 03:43:05 PM »
I want to punch everyone who uses lighter fluid, especially right outside my window.  ugh.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #368 on: Aug 07, 2010, 04:12:42 PM »
just suggest to them that they get one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Weber-87886-Chimney-Starter/dp/B00004U9VV and they'll never have to use lighter fluid again.  And their grilled food will stop tasting like shit-ass chemicals.
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what whale
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« Reply #369 on: Aug 07, 2010, 04:16:02 PM »
Quote from: YojimboMonkey on Aug 07, 2010, 04:12:42 PM
just suggest to them that they get one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Weber-87886-Chimney-Starter/dp/B00004U9VV and they'll never have to use lighter fluid again.  And their grilled food will stop tasting like shit-ass chemicals.

Yeah I don't grill that much, but when I do, these things are essential.  Makes the whole process waaaayyy easier.
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« Reply #370 on: Aug 07, 2010, 04:19:42 PM »
i didn't know those existed. i'm going to look into that this week.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #371 on: Aug 07, 2010, 04:21:33 PM »
yeah, they work better, too. if I could afford it, I would buy them for everyone in this neighborhood--summer weekends the whole neighborhood stinks. 
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Maaik
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« Reply #372 on: Aug 07, 2010, 05:34:41 PM »
Quote from: lucky strike on Aug 07, 2010, 04:19:42 PM
i didn't know those existed. i'm going to look into that this week.

Yeah, I feel the same way about those giant hornets.  I'm gonna train me some and have them hover around me at all times.  THEN I'M GONNA SETTLE SOME OLD SCORES.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #373 on: Aug 09, 2010, 10:10:44 PM »
I once commanded a bee to sting another boy in sixth grade and it did. I felt really bad. Later I would use my powers for good and command bees to leave the classroom whenever they came in through the window. I can solve your problems, davy, for a fee.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #374 on: Aug 09, 2010, 11:15:50 PM »
Please tell me there is some kind of organized program to try to eradicate those things.
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