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Thermofusion
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 21, 2010, 10:14:02 AM »
Alright Jimbo let's do this dance
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 21, 2010, 10:34:44 AM »
ok everybody if you want thermo to lose send me your best players now
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 21, 2010, 10:57:46 AM »
I'm sure Andrew_Tsks and Josh would love to help

but they need all their best players for the 7th Place Game
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 21, 2010, 07:04:16 PM »
Why I oughta...
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 21, 2010, 07:39:57 PM »
Side note regarding Devin Hester breaking the career mark for return touchdowns:
He's scored 14 touchdowns in 74 games and 286 returns.
Brian Mitchell, previous record holder, had 13 touchdowns in 223 games and 1070 returns.
Shit is bonkers.
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« Reply #30 on: Dec 22, 2010, 01:32:09 AM »
Hey, Brian Mitchell! I remember those days.

Anyway, the trade deadline is already passed. And plus, if thermo wins it will just kind of put the capper on this entire ridiculous season.
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« Reply #31 on: Dec 22, 2010, 12:32:37 PM »
In Andrew's revisionist take on the NFL, the team who scores the most touchdowns in a season would automatically be awarded the Lombardi Trophy
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 22, 2010, 02:39:56 PM »
Sounds like it could've worked for the XFL, anyway.
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« Reply #33 on: Dec 22, 2010, 03:17:11 PM »
Quote from: Thermofusion on Dec 22, 2010, 12:32:37 PM
In Andrew's revisionist take on the NFL, the team who scores the most touchdowns in a season would automatically be awarded the Lombardi Trophy

The point is that you're a lucky piece of shit
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 22, 2010, 07:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Thermofusion on Dec 22, 2010, 12:32:37 PM
In Andrew's revisionist take on the NFL, the team who scores the most touchdowns in a season would automatically be awarded the Lombardi Trophy

Yeah guys, fantasy football is about planning and execution, not stats.
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 22, 2010, 07:54:59 PM »
That's my point though: of course fantasy football is mostly luck, so why did Andrew and others spend five or six pages in the last thread grousing childishly about my team's performance? If it wasn't for luck, the championship would be decided on draft day.
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 22, 2010, 09:18:00 PM »
I didn't disagree with you, I just wanted to make jokes. On the other hand, every league needs a villain. If you happen to fit the bill because you're luckier than most, what the hey.
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 22, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »
Thermo, we just wish you would have scored more points, like someone who's not such a jerk would have.
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 22, 2010, 10:13:46 PM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Dec 21, 2010, 01:15:33 AM
Hey did you guys hear about the Christmas present that Hester got for his wife?

She made him return it.

Also, guys, I know it was right before a page break, but I get nothing for this?  Not a single yuk?
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« Reply #39 on: Dec 24, 2010, 05:14:27 PM »
Hey Josh, Yahoo gave Colston one more yard. Thermo and Nowhere tied. I would assume that the higher seed gets the win in the event of a tie, but the bracket still shows Thermo in the title game.

Perhaps the QB yards give Thermo a win in the thousandths digit?

edit: Passing and return yards are per 25 yards, so nonzero digits in the thousandths place aren't possible. They tied at 90.92. Never seen that before.

edit: Jim's joke. Maybe you need to be a Bears fan for it to work, sorta like the Church of Ditka.
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 26, 2010, 05:04:37 PM »
Shine Blockas beat Nowhere during the season so Shine Blockas advance.

If they had split the season series (etc) the final tie break is seed, so then Nowhere would've advanced.

And yeah, I don't know that I've ever seen a playoff tie when going to the hundredths place. Damn.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 26, 2010, 08:40:32 PM »
Oh man, I've been away all weekend and didn't see that. Holy crap. Add another point to Thermo's "you lucky sumbitch" counts.
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« Reply #42 on: Dec 26, 2010, 09:28:42 PM »
maybe david akers can put out 70 poins tuesday.
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 26, 2010, 10:50:30 PM »
Thermo ain't lucky enough, unless you think his kicker's going to net him 70 points

edit: whoops, distance made that joke already
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« Reply #44 on: Dec 27, 2010, 03:55:01 AM »
I made a string of awful decisions and am looking to take 6th. Though the projected point total only has me down 4 its all in vick
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« Reply #45 on: Dec 27, 2010, 11:21:14 PM »
Really enjoying this Falcons/Saints game. Two powerful offenses being held in check by two defenses playing their best football of the year tonight.

The Falcons are fucking crazy good this year. I've been a moderate fan for ages, so it's strange to me after all this time to see them playing so well so consistently.
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« Reply #46 on: Dec 27, 2010, 11:47:00 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: Dec 28, 2010, 05:22:43 PM »
So I've got a decent chance of winning the consolation side. I'm down 13 and mine sex has the Eagles defense where I have vick and maclin.
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« Reply #48 on: Dec 29, 2010, 01:48:22 AM »
Woohoo seventh place, bitches!
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« Reply #49 on: Dec 29, 2010, 09:10:39 AM »
God wanted me to win the consolation bracket.
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