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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #500 on: Nov 07, 2011, 08:56:18 PM »
If Ron Jaworski is going to be verbally fellating Michael Vick all evening I might have to mute this game
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« Reply #501 on: Nov 07, 2011, 09:37:28 PM »
They don't call him "Jaws" for nothing
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #502 on: Nov 08, 2011, 09:37:50 AM »
Hey Jim, next time you see the Bears guys, tell them thanks for the cool hundo they won me last night.

Also dudes, Thursday night games start this week. Set your lineups (and your picks if you're also in the pick 'em.)
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« Reply #503 on: Nov 13, 2011, 10:23:03 PM »
I like how the only ND player blucas doesn't have is anthony fasano, who has been putting up some pretty impressive TE numbers.
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« Reply #504 on: Nov 13, 2011, 11:02:17 PM »
Oh damn, here I was all happy that Gronk is having a huge game because I have him in one of my leagues only to discover that he's probably going to lead TSKS to defeat me this week. I've been Gronk'd.
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« Reply #505 on: Nov 13, 2011, 11:15:43 PM »
i'm completely regretting not starting Laurent Robinson.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #506 on: Nov 14, 2011, 11:55:43 AM »
Whoa. Between Ryan Grant and Donald Driver plus a couple scrubs who might pick up a point, Blucas has a chance to get his second LPTJ Fantasy victory ever, with the first coming in week 8 of 2008.
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« Reply #507 on: Nov 14, 2011, 12:35:38 PM »
If he'd been playing fasano at te he'd have smoked several in this league this week.
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« Reply #508 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:36:30 PM »
Second most points in the league, on a three game losing streak and currently in 6th place. Gotta love fantasy football.  Confused
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« Reply #509 on: Nov 15, 2011, 05:34:48 PM »
Well, at least you don't have Schaub.
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« Reply #510 on: Nov 15, 2011, 06:56:26 PM »
Oh yeah, I have him on the bench in another league. Have they figured out if he's going to play again this year?
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« Reply #511 on: Nov 18, 2011, 08:32:11 AM »
Oh man, I want the Tebows to keep racking up comeback wins, for the same reasons I like BCS chaos each year. Imagine the hype machine. If anyone but Tebow is the cover of the next Madden EA Sports will have fallen way off their game.
Maybe Tebow is the earworm that finally rids sportscasters of the Favre plague.
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« Reply #512 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:24:32 PM »
I watched 15 minutes of the game. I loved how the Broncos crowd erupts in a frenzy whenever Tebow makes a read-option pitch to a dude standing six feet away. It's like they don't care that the entire Broncos offense has been retooled around the premise that Tebow is a retard. Seriously, you or I could be a decent QB in that silly training-wheels offense.

I've never really wanted to see a player get hurt before, I think that's a barbaric and horrible thing to wish, but...uh...I want Tebow to get hurt.
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« Reply #513 on: Nov 18, 2011, 01:39:53 PM »
You gotta love how his success takes down the self-important high priests of quarterbacking, though, right? I mean, ESPN's QBR has Tebow as the best in the league! You know Jaworski and Gruden can't stand him, either. Enemy of my enemy...
I'm NFL to the core, but one thing I've always liked about college FB is the diversity of approaches coaches take. This Broncos thing is, like the Fins' wildcat stuff, a fun but temporary diversion.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #514 on: Nov 18, 2011, 02:47:58 PM »
I'll actually give you every one of those points but, still, none of it neutralizes the Jesus stuff.

Wanna read a silly article comparing the 32 teams in the NFL to brands of beer ? Jim will be pleased to discover that Chicago was the only team to earn a comparison to a good beer.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #515 on: Nov 18, 2011, 02:53:40 PM »
Well I do see Rogue Dead Guy and Stone Arrogant Bastard on the list too


"I have never tasted this beer." Well then maybe you chose the wrong theme for your power rankings.
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« Reply #516 on: Nov 18, 2011, 03:01:40 PM »
Oh shit I didn't see Arrogant Bastard on there! I don't care for Rogue Dead Guy though.

I agree man. I have to say, though, it's unsurprising that a dude who writes for something called Happy Hour Magazine has to pad out his list with tequila and Mike's Hard Lemonade because he can't be bothered to name 32 beers, let alone good ones.
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« Reply #517 on: Nov 20, 2011, 12:12:46 AM »
Quote from: dumbfish on Nov 18, 2011, 08:32:11 AM
I like BCS chaos
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« Reply #518 on: Nov 20, 2011, 12:14:59 AM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Nov 20, 2011, 12:12:46 AM
Quote from: dumbfish on Nov 18, 2011, 08:32:11 AM
I like BCS chaos


Fucking amazing
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« Reply #519 on: Nov 20, 2011, 01:14:14 PM »


A+, Victoria's Secret
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« Reply #520 on: Nov 20, 2011, 11:35:42 PM »
Ugh eli
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« Reply #521 on: Nov 21, 2011, 10:00:46 AM »
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« Reply #522 on: Nov 21, 2011, 10:36:52 AM »
Fucking continued fucking here
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