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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #25 on: Jan 06, 2011, 11:45:13 AM »
Quote from: clare on Jan 05, 2011, 05:09:27 PM
Jim, how can you have Turkish delight that isn't rose flavoured? That would just be weird thick jelly (Jello) with nuts in it.

Why not just go whole hog, make the weird thick jelly into the shape of a stooped woman in a housecoat and call them jelly grannies?
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #26 on: Jan 06, 2011, 11:48:52 AM »
I know this is new england and all, but damn, the hynes convention center is one cold, inhospitable place. i'm squatting in an empty conference room, it was the only place in the whole building i could find to sit.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #27 on: Jan 06, 2011, 12:11:45 PM »
*nods*

Sitting in a warm place sounds like a lot of fuss.  Just standing in the cold for me and mine, thank you.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 06, 2011, 12:16:00 PM »
gotta keep in mind that i'm discussing porn. sitting helps hide those irksome standings-at-attention that sometimes happen when one invokes disidentificatory readings with too much verve.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #29 on: Jan 06, 2011, 12:16:16 PM »
if you know what i mean

and i think you do
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #30 on: Jan 06, 2011, 12:17:12 PM »
Boners sound like a lot of fuss to me.

Ayuh.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 06, 2011, 02:34:05 PM »
Today's the kind of day where a dude stretches, cracks his knuckles, and types "Pomeranian" into Google Image Search.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #32 on: Jan 06, 2011, 02:44:18 PM »
Quote from: jm on Jan 06, 2011, 11:38:47 AM
cloud turds

= snow?
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 06, 2011, 04:14:37 PM »
Quote from: auto-da-fey on Jan 06, 2011, 11:48:52 AM
I know this is new england and all, but damn, the hynes convention center is one cold, inhospitable place. i'm squatting in an empty conference room, it was the only place in the whole building i could find to sit.

Man, you are like a 5 min indoor walk from my parents place, if that. Sucks that our trips didn't overlap, or I'd invite you to come hang between stuff. If you have a longer break and can get out of there, Trident on Newbury St (a few minutes walk outside) is a bookstore/cafe with wifi that will let you sit as long as you like (gets busy only on weekends usually).
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Dick
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 06, 2011, 05:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jan 06, 2011, 02:34:05 PM
Today's the kind of day where a dude stretches, cracks his knuckles, and types "Pomeranian" into Google Image Search.


That picture is begging for the UNITIИU treatment.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 06, 2011, 06:45:58 PM »
Quote from: jess on Jan 06, 2011, 04:14:37 PM
Man, you are like a 5 min indoor walk from my parents place, if that. Sucks that our trips didn't overlap, or I'd invite you to come hang between stuff. If you have a longer break and can get out of there, Trident on Newbury St (a few minutes walk outside) is a bookstore/cafe with wifi that will let you sit as long as you like (gets busy only on weekends usually).

yeah, it seems like we're perpetually 3-5 days apart across the western half of the continent. but thanks for the suggestion, may take it up if tomorrow drags. after that the ladyfriend arrives, and I get to mix work and pleasure, so to speak.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 06, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 06, 2011, 07:44:53 PM »
i wish to live in a pomeranian vortex yes
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Dick
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« Reply #38 on: Jan 06, 2011, 07:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jan 06, 2011, 07:44:14 PM

ALL HAIL POMERANAЯEMOP
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« Reply #39 on: Jan 06, 2011, 08:07:02 PM »
fucking dog has fucking papers
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« Reply #40 on: Jan 07, 2011, 03:45:05 PM »
I just saw a headline that said "10 tips for a fitter year," thought it said "10 tips for a fritter year" and thought to myself OK, tip #1 is "fry more things" but what are tips #2-10?  And I was disappointed.
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Maaik
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« Reply #41 on: Jan 07, 2011, 04:18:35 PM »
This seems up Greg's alley: http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com

Literally captioned New Yorker cartoons.
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jm
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« Reply #42 on: Jan 07, 2011, 04:27:40 PM »
"I'm pregnant in a tree."
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #43 on: Jan 07, 2011, 04:37:12 PM »
After reading like three of those, I could no longer convince myself those weren't the original captions.
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davy
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« Reply #44 on: Jan 07, 2011, 05:00:03 PM »
Haha, my favorite is the doorknob one.
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« Reply #45 on: Jan 07, 2011, 10:03:47 PM »
Holy shit! Look at these baby bats.
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"It's more easier to do it if you done it than what it is to explain it. Your middle part is all you move. There's a lot of 'em that does and no good about it"
milesofsparks
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« Reply #46 on: Jan 08, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »
did you guys read this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/09/magazine/09Immortality-t.html?_r=2&ref=magazine&pagewanted=all
...Leslie is mentioned.
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Maaik
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« Reply #47 on: Jan 10, 2011, 01:21:35 AM »
tMO and I bought a car yesterday to replace her dying POS Kia.  Got a good deal on a '06 Prius, so hey, we have a Prius now.  Didn't think that would ever happen.

She finally let me drive it today.  It's quiet.
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« Reply #48 on: Jan 10, 2011, 01:45:11 PM »
Why are there six guests printing the "We're still making music, not quite sure why" thread right now?

YOU PEOPLE SCARE ME
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jm
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« Reply #49 on: Jan 10, 2011, 02:13:41 PM »
I always assume that's just bots spidering the forums
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