Quick Admin note

[Lalitree]

I have temporarily closed new account signups, as we've been inundated with spam account registrations over the past couple of days.

Several months ago I set the registration system so that all new accounts would have to be approved by me, and it would email me when someone registered. It's fairly easy to tell who's real and who's a bot. But all of a sudden, it's 50 bots a day or more, and I'm tired of deleting all the emails. The spam accounts share no common IP or hostname or anything, making it hard to filter in any way. I have no idea if this will help or not, but maybe things will cool off. Meanwhile, if you know someone who wants to register, let me know.

[milesofsparks]

thanks so much for dealing with all this, L!

[Maaik]

Agreed, thank you!

[cold before sunrise]

you know what this means: members only! ooh.. now we have an exclusive club accessible by invitation only.

[FreddyKnuckles]

no new members since jun 18.  Eventually we're going to have to procreate to keep this planet (o jakarta) alive.

[jess]

Seems like people are on top of that already.

[Good Intentions]

no new members since jun 18.  Eventually we're going to have to procreate to keep this planet (o jakarta) alive.

The way you flirt is really unconsciounable, Freddy.

[FreddyKnuckles]

Well if you guys are going to be uptight about it then we're probably going to need some sort of committee to pick mates to ensure desirable characteristics get passed on to the next generation.  

[FreddyKnuckles]

For instance we could try to breed a future replacement of Andrew with similar characteristics and quirks, or we could try to breed a super Andrew.  For instance you could take Milly for his long-windedness and combine his genetic code with say, oh I don't know, who is hyper sensitive? This is why we need a committee. Ooh and if we're going to make a milly clone we'll have to let in a few pharmaceutical bots and have them gang rape tsks. That would make a good milly.

[dieblucasdie]

We need to develop a poster with the sensitivity and earnestness of TSKS, the surety-in-fringe-politics and crippling self-doubt of RavingLunatic, and the posting style of Murk, who can debate a poster with coldforge's general disdain for all of us, Good Intentions' relentless commitment to highly personal views on fair argumentation, and DCDave's politics/general dickishiness ( ).  And there can be some sort of milly/Nog/coldbeforesunrise/Thermo hybrid who pops in every third or fourth post to say something absurd, or intentionally provocative.

Topic: Compare and contrast the bodies of different female celebrities.

The perfect LPTJ thread.

[elpollodiablo]

Who is also a woman.

[jm]

ZING

[dieblucasdie]

heh xpost with my edit

[FreddyKnuckles]

I do really like that the last lptj member ever is Khadafi. 

[milly balgeary]

We need to develop a poster with the sensitivity and earnestness of TSKS, the surety-in-fringe-politics and crippling self-doubt of RavingLunatic, and the posting style of Murk, who can debate a poster with coldforge's general disdain for all of us, Good Intentions' relentless commitment to highly personal views on fair argumentation, and DCDave's politics/general dickishiness ( ).  And there can be some sort of milly/Nog/coldbeforesunrise/Thermo hybrid who pops in every third or fourth post to say something absurd, or intentionally provocative.

Topic: Compare and contrast the bodies of different female celebrities.

The perfect LPTJ thread.

Don't put me in a category bro. I will put a switchblade into your tiny ear hole.

[Thermofusion]

Yeah the "milly/Nog/coldbeforesunrise/Thermo" category confused me. I get that three of those four are considered degenerate outsiders by the lptj aristocracy, but what's Nog doing in there?

[Greg Nog]

Je suis un enfant terrible dans la vie de la blucas

[Dick]

Yeah the "milly/Nog/coldbeforesunrise/Thermo" category confused me. I get that three of those four are considered degenerate outsiders by the lptj aristocracy, but what's Nog doing in there?

We should make this forum even more moribund by instituting titles like Margrave of the Video Game Threads, Grand Duchess of the White Courtesy Phone, Elector of MHC.

The velvet ropers can be like the Illuminati, Matos W. K. all 32nd degree Grand Geometer up in.

[FreddyKnuckles]

Can I be grand Duchess? The white courtesy phone was invented in response to my query about a nasty pan...

[coldforge]

I WANT A TITLE DO ME NERXT

[dieblucasdie]

Your Metal

[FreddyKnuckles]

OCCUPY LPTJ WOOOOOO IM GONNA POOP ON YOU

[Thermofusion]

I have a variety of demands

[FreddyKnuckles]

No joke though, can we turn over new members to a regular with a commitment to taking care of business.  We need new blood around this place. 

[Javan]

guess that means i should post more, huh?