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Anne the Man
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« on: Jun 29, 2011, 08:56:41 PM »
After I showed this to a friend he said "Let's get together
Write pun-haikus together
We'd be so awesome"

I replied:
I have a bad cold
Haiku! my nose exclaims, then
Mucus falls like rain

To which Grace replied:
Snot mucus it's love
My love for you is falling
Like girlish semen

GO. For a starting pun theme, I pick nature.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 29, 2011, 11:28:10 PM »
The crow in a tree
The sun upon it shines red
The black feathers bleed
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 29, 2011, 11:37:51 PM »
I don't see the pun...
Thanks for posting, Balgeary
Millyons of hugs
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 01, 2011, 12:50:13 PM »
This is difficult
But I can see gulls outside
Is that any good?
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 01, 2011, 12:54:17 PM »
TNG streaming
on Netflix. Celebrate this
most glorious day!
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 01, 2011, 12:55:05 PM »
I was going to
bump the dedicated Star
Trek thread but fuckit
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jm
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 01, 2011, 01:02:31 PM »
Ro, ro, ensign ro
Gently down the streaming flix
That is all I got
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coldforge
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:00:02 PM »
You know, it's
Moras, in fact.
Much shorte.
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jm
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:08:25 PM »
Quote from: coldforge on Jul 01, 2011, 03:00:02 PM
You know, it's
Moras, in fact.
Much shorte.

what the fuck kind of
mora system you using?
your shit don't add up
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coldforge
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:11:49 PM »
You + kno + w (diphthong) + i +ts
Mo + ra + s + i + n + fa + ct
Mu + ch + sho + r + te
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jm
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:14:28 PM »
That is what you (I)
Might call a serious stretch
Like the reed in wind
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coldforge
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:31:41 PM »
...No, that's just how moras work.
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jm
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »
...if you apply mora-rules to English (which nobody does)
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 01, 2011, 03:53:32 PM »
How does Mora work?
By studying this new man;
Constable Odo.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 01, 2011, 06:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Anne the Man on Jun 29, 2011, 11:37:51 PM
I don't see the pun...
Thanks for posting, Balgeary
Millyons of hugs

Anne, stick your puns up your ass!
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ellaguru
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 01, 2011, 06:57:12 PM »
Quote from: milly balgeary on Jul 01, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Anne the Man on Jun 29, 2011, 11:37:51 PM
I don't see the pun...
Thanks for posting, Balgeary
Millyons of hugs

Anne, stick your puns up your ass!

I don't think you've got
enough syllables, milly.
 - No pun here, sorry.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 03, 2011, 08:06:04 PM »
No puns? These are plane.
Jakarta horse to market?
I will outlast y'all
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G.C.R
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 03, 2011, 09:01:02 PM »
a haiku détat
we take the path of least re
sistance, sister mine.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 03, 2011, 09:09:43 PM »
HAIKU D'ETAT

Sister high-five dance
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