Think carefully about ingesting eggs, then answer this question.

[Nick Ink]

That's impressive Nog.

Weren't you tempted to put a bit of salt and pepper on that though?

I could do about half that amount, I think, but only with brown sauce.

[Andrew_TSKS]

Oh man, I could TOTALLY do this. I'm the sort of dude who will eat three or four scrambled eggs as a small part of a hearty breakfast and later wish that I had made more like 8. And that's when I've also eaten some toast and maybe some pancakes. If scrambled eggs were the only thing I was eating, I too could plow through two dozen in rapid succession. And if I were really hungry, I might scramble another dozen after that.

[Greg Nog]

Weren't you tempted to put a bit of salt and pepper on that though?

There was a little salt and pepper on them!

Oh man, I could TOTALLY do this. I'm the sort of dude who will eat three or four scrambled eggs as a small part of a hearty breakfast and later wish that I had made more like 8.

It's weird how after eating the two dozen, my personal sense of "What Is A Reasonable Amount Of Eggs" has completely shifted, and I'll find myself thinking, "Huh.  I could go for ten to twelve eggs right about now."

[G.C.R]

Sometimes I see the nice trainer from my gym sitting outside on his lunchbreak, eating a giant bowl of scrambled eggs similar to the one Greg is consuming in the video. I don't like eggs on their own very much, but maybe I should learn to, as this is a man who I have seen make a standing jump onto a four foot high counter, and that's a skill I would like to have, and maybe the eggs will help me.

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

i have that skill! it is one of my few party tricks

[G.C.R]

Did you get it by eating lots of eggs?