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coldforge
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« Reply #25 on: Nov 10, 2011, 12:22:28 PM »

Still, it's surprisingly effective, when the calibre of the field fixes the current challenge somewhere around 'Who can appear on television for several hours at a stretch without rendering themselves completely unelectable?'
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« Reply #26 on: Nov 10, 2011, 12:24:02 PM »

That piece of video, just... wow. Oops.

Oops!

HOLY SHIT:
http://twitter.com/GovernorPerry/status/134481254623096834

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Really glad I wore my boots 2nite because I stepped in it out there. I did still name 2 agencies to eliminate. Obama has never done that!
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« Reply #27 on: Nov 10, 2011, 12:35:25 PM »

I... wow.
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« Reply #28 on: Nov 10, 2011, 01:01:18 PM »

Again:

is there a possibility that Rick Perry has, like, some kind of cognitive handicap?

Jess?
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 10, 2011, 01:53:55 PM »

How long, Mr. President, will you refuse to name two federal agencies to eliminate?
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« Reply #30 on: Nov 10, 2011, 01:58:45 PM »

Again:

is there a possibility that Rick Perry has, like, some kind of cognitive handicap?

Jess?

Remember this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z12lrlNsjgQ  ?*

Maybe it's something in the water down there. I'd be interested to see some video from Perry's gubernatorial debates.


*Also just wanna note that I am utterly aware that's some speculative armchair diagnosis and I don't at all presume to seriously evaluate the actual mental states of these people.
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 10, 2011, 02:25:09 PM »

Yeah I understand it's crass to speculate, but at the same time, I seriously think there's something up. I wouldn't think that stage fright or performance anxiety would enter into the equation for an experienced politician, but maybe that's part of it. I wonder if these guys ever pop a few beta blockers before taking the stage.
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« Reply #32 on: Nov 10, 2011, 02:32:24 PM »

If by "cognitive handicap" you mean "a pint of Jack"
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« Reply #33 on: Nov 10, 2011, 02:39:14 PM »

I'd have a lot more respect for him if that's the case!
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« Reply #34 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:00:28 PM »

Not me. I don't know why anyone would drink Jack in a world where bourbon exists.
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« Reply #35 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:08:55 PM »

Not me. I don't know why anyone would drink Jack in a world where bourbon exists.

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« Reply #36 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:42:55 PM »

Y'all ain't from the south, y'all ain't get it. Why do Chicagoans throw down Old Styles
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« Reply #37 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:45:52 PM »

That doesn't mean I'm gonna "have a lot more respect" for every fat ditkastache swilling LaCrosse's best.
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« Reply #38 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:48:48 PM »

Y'all ain't from the south, y'all ain't get it. Why do Chicagoans throw down Old Styles

I give up why
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« Reply #39 on: Nov 10, 2011, 03:57:03 PM »

provincialism? I ain't claim to know the answers to my own questions
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« Reply #40 on: Nov 10, 2011, 04:36:31 PM »

I don't, really, anymore since they changed the recipe and it went from tasting like PBR to tasting like a Bud Light knock-off.  Probably the answer for most Chicagoans is: The Cubs.
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« Reply #41 on: Nov 10, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »

I've never had an Old Style, would be curious to see if it's as good-bad as Natty Boh
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« Reply #42 on: Nov 10, 2011, 04:49:21 PM »

Like I said, back in the day it was more or less indistinguishable from PBR.  (Doesn't the same company own a lot of those regional crap beers, Old Style, PBR, Lone Star, Rainer, etc?)  Three or four years ago they changed the recipe, 'cause they wanted to cut back on hops and make it cheaper to produce.  Now, like I said, it basically tastes like a crappy Bud Light.  It's still probably better than Nati or Busch or Keystone or whatever, but it's the same price as PBR and High Life, so I usually go with those if I'm drinking crap beer.
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« Reply #43 on: Nov 10, 2011, 04:56:24 PM »

Yeah the Champagne is my crap beer of choice, and I never liked PBR all that much. I think the shittiest shit beer is Icehouse, that's what I bought 40s of back in college when I didn't know any better. Sorry guys what thread am I in?
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« Reply #44 on: Nov 10, 2011, 04:57:50 PM »

Lone Star is definitely my favorite piss-beer.
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« Reply #45 on: Nov 10, 2011, 05:04:57 PM »

I never buy High Life or PBR anymore because if I'm at home I'm drinking homebrew. $30 a case!
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« Reply #46 on: Nov 10, 2011, 05:10:18 PM »

provincialism? I ain't claim to know the answers to my own questions

damn, I was hoping you had a sweet pun
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« Reply #47 on: Nov 10, 2011, 07:39:15 PM »

Best shitty beers (american mass-produced lagers)

Coors Original (few people drink this stuff, but it is 5% alcohol and by FAR the best shit beer)
PBR (but only if you drink less than 3)
Coors lite (but only before noon)
Busch lite
Busch
High life
High life lite
MGD
Miller lite
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« Reply #48 on: Nov 10, 2011, 07:45:06 PM »

Man, I dislike Coors products pretty thoroughly.

I guess if I had to pick from your list, I'd probably say:

PBR
Budweiser
High Life
everything else
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« Reply #49 on: Nov 10, 2011, 10:03:04 PM »

Best shitty beer is absolutely #1 SCHLITZ y'all ain't even know
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