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fishjim
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« Reply #100 on: Jan 28, 2012, 07:05:33 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jan 28, 2012, 04:45:27 PM
It would be pretty bitchin' if we could revert to Woman and Wereman to differentiate between female and male.

You're a cartoonist. Make this happen.
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« Reply #101 on: Jan 28, 2012, 09:19:36 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jan 28, 2012, 04:45:27 PM
Wereman

Dude, that already exists. It's a wolf that spawns into a human during a full moon and files tax returns and listens to Sting and other human things.
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« Reply #102 on: Jan 30, 2012, 10:48:04 AM »
I wish someone would give me a job.  Mad
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« Reply #103 on: Jan 30, 2012, 10:55:23 AM »
I'm 32 and this year will be the first in which I've owed taxes.

Sad x infinity
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« Reply #104 on: Jan 30, 2012, 11:09:43 AM »
I've owed taxes for the last several years, which suuuuuuucks.
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« Reply #105 on: Jan 30, 2012, 11:12:54 AM »
Doesn't that mean you are advancing in your profession, Davy ? That doesn't sound like a Sad
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« Reply #106 on: Jan 30, 2012, 11:30:01 AM »
In a sense, yeah, I guess. It's just kind of startling to get a $3,000+ credit for Finn each year for 5 years and then all of a sudden, after making a barely livable wage in 2011, get $268.
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« Reply #107 on: Jan 30, 2012, 11:35:22 AM »
Ugh! That sucks. I just have to pay out some hundos to NYS (and I'm only getting back $10 from Federal IT)
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« Reply #108 on: Jan 30, 2012, 11:41:01 AM »
I miss the days of $1K+ credits for going to college and living in a Midwestern Disaster Area suffering from severe storms, tornados and flood. Just kidding about the last one. I wouldn't lie to the government.
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« Reply #109 on: Jan 30, 2012, 08:14:57 PM »
Known problems with my car:
Rack and pinion leaking power steering fluid
Intake gaskets need to be replaced
Transmission is on the way out
Broken wheel bearing
Malfunctioning tire sensor, causing antilock brakes and traction control to not work
Check engine light has been on since before any of these things started.
I also suspect that the coolant is leaking and that the catalytic converter is clogged. The two may be related.
Right now, if I'm going uphill I'm not going faster than 25.
I've gotten over being annoyed with it, now it's just kind of amusing. We'll see how long it takes for it to quit completely. It's gotten me 100,000+ miles in the 6 years I've had it, so she had a good run. I think I'm going to hacksaw off the catalytic converter and see if it helps on the hills.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #110 on: Jan 30, 2012, 08:33:50 PM »
Some of you folks have even ridden in this car!
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fishjim
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« Reply #111 on: Jan 30, 2012, 08:48:40 PM »
I had a car like that. It finally croaked in the middle of the Bay Bridge.

After it was towed off, I donated the carcass to St. Vincent de Paul, a charity that said they'd take care of the title transfer etc.

Two years later, I got a call from a county official in the valley, saying my car had been abandoned about 20 miles outside of Sacramento, and how would I like to pay the lien. It was like $300. The fuckers at St. Vincent de Paul had left it in my name.

I got out of it, but grrrr.
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« Reply #112 on: Jan 31, 2012, 04:48:05 PM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Jan 30, 2012, 08:14:57 PM
I think I'm going to hacksaw off the catalytic converter and see if it helps on the hills.

Hahaha. Does Nebraska make you do emissions testing during inspections? Cuz you might fail your next one if you do this. IF your car lasts that long. What kind of ride is it? There's something kind of fun about driving a car to its death, so long as it's not your only car and/or you ain't broke.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #113 on: Jan 31, 2012, 05:16:32 PM »
Nope, you can take any old clunker down the road here, no matter what shape it's in. There's no inspections process or anything. I've actually got a replacement more or less lined up already, so as long as it holds out another week or two, I should be fine.
Car is a 2000 Impala. I'm not taking it out of town anytime soon, so should it give out I'll be able to figure something out.
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« Reply #114 on: Jan 31, 2012, 08:04:39 PM »
Who the fuck owns more than one car
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #115 on: Jan 31, 2012, 08:30:02 PM »
I have three! Though all together they're worth about 2/3rds of a new Kia Rio (with no options)
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fishjim
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« Reply #116 on: Jan 31, 2012, 08:36:41 PM »
Whenever I see Impala I think up on blocks.
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« Reply #117 on: Jan 31, 2012, 08:52:13 PM »
Whenever I see it I wish I was a little bit taller.
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« Reply #118 on: Jan 31, 2012, 09:11:43 PM »
I really started to think I might make it through the rest of winter without getting sick

Who was I kidding, because I'm sick as shit
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« Reply #119 on: Jan 31, 2012, 09:15:47 PM »
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PICKLES?????!!!
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #120 on: Feb 12, 2012, 06:46:46 AM »
Jesus, flatmate's boyfriend, after having two massive arguments with your girlfriend in a day and taking off, I don't know how you could misinterpret my fairly good advice of "go home, do nice things for yourself and take a break for at least a day" as "call back in two hours or and have a long talk late at night where I can vaguely hear her crying on the phone to you from the other room". Blergh. Fools.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #121 on: Feb 12, 2012, 07:15:52 AM »
Quote from: mixed cats on Jan 31, 2012, 09:15:47 PM
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PICKLES?????!!!

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« Reply #122 on: Feb 13, 2012, 09:32:02 PM »
Dear dudes who live below me,

Do you really not have anything better to do with your lives than to play video games for ten hours a day with the volume turned up to eleven?   You're generally good guys but I think I'm beginning to hate you.
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« Reply #123 on: Feb 13, 2012, 10:41:42 PM »
I'm sure if you sent a friendly note to Thermo, he'd turn it down. Razz
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« Reply #124 on: Feb 13, 2012, 10:48:32 PM »
That would've definitely applied a few months ago (right after I quit my job).
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