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peacocks
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« on: Dec 12, 2011, 05:14:13 PM »
"Your Inner Animal is a Blue Whale. You may not look warm and fuzzy, but looks are deceiving. You have a huge heart and gentle disposition and are quite the party animal. You get along swimmingly with others around you and prefer life on the water."

typical.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 12, 2011, 05:48:18 PM »
"Your Inner Animal is a Proboscis Monkey. You are definitely a unique character, with a very distinct yet soft appearance. You like to sleep in, preferring to kick up your heels in the late afternoon and evening. Then it’s party time, out on the town with your band of mates."

But I don't want a huge schnozz
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 12, 2011, 05:52:35 PM »
I was a damn Proboscis Monkey, too! My nose is slight, and I never sleep in. Hrmph
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 12, 2011, 05:54:28 PM »
I was a gray wolf, which just seems lazy and pandering, doesn't about 2/3 of the internet think they are or want to be wolves?
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coldforge
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 12, 2011, 05:59:47 PM »
I crashed it.

EDIT: aw man, now i'm a warthog.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:09:01 PM »
Sulpur Crested Cockatoo, oh yeah.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:10:15 PM »
Your Inner Animal is a Rhino

You are extremely rare, and although your outward appearance is not warm and fuzzy, you have a gentle disposition and a big heart. You tend to be a creature of habit and rarely wander too far from home, preferring to spend time with close family. When you do travel, you are drawn to warm-weather destinations.
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Ashley
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:13:42 PM »
It says I'm a really great person, if it had to guess.
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fishjim
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:15:12 PM »
HAHAHAH FUCKERS

I AM AN ORCA
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Thermofusion on Dec 12, 2011, 06:10:15 PM
Your Inner Animal is a Rhino

You are extremely rare, and although your outward appearance is not warm and fuzzy, you have a gentle disposition and a big heart. You tend to be a creature of habit and rarely wander too far from home, preferring to spend time with close family. When you do travel, you are drawn to warm-weather destinations.
Also, you're nearly blind and when you urinate it is like the Biblical Deluge localised to one square foot of ground.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:16:43 PM »
Seriously, guys, you should watch a rhino pee some time. It's a force of fucking nature.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:22:59 PM »
Yeah I'd be happy to show you guys!
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Ashley
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:24:55 PM »
I did it again and got

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Your inner animal is a crocodile.
It is not easy to know the real you. Although you do enjoy the company of others, you tend to be somewhat private about yourself. But once past your armored exterior, others will know what a big heart you have.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:33:41 PM »
All these animals with their "big hearts"
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:37:20 PM »
BAM I'M A FUCKING PANDA
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jm
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 12, 2011, 06:42:37 PM »
I'm a sweet zebra!

OK second time it said panda: You have a soft and cuddly appearance and a big heart, but you prefer to live alone at a slow pace. Reclusive and somewhat restrained in your personal tastes, you are nonetheless a unique creature of habit.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 12, 2011, 07:24:16 PM »
You guys are cheating, you gotta post what it all means! Otherwise I'll just assume jm is belligerent with a stripey face.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 12, 2011, 07:31:41 PM »
I think mine said I was shaggy and social or some shit
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Dick
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 12, 2011, 08:06:42 PM »
Barn Owl

You love the nightlife but not necessarily the company of others. Rather, you enjoy being alone in the crisp night air, listening and watching, keen observer that you are. Your careful, measured movements provide a big payoff.

Thank you for making me sound like a serial killer, WWF.
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Em
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 12, 2011, 08:21:54 PM »
Bison.

You are unique and have recently made quite a comeback! You have a big gentle spirit and enjoy traveling with others in wide-open spaces. You are rooted in tradition, and family and close friends are important to you.

Of COURSE the girl from Kansas is a bison.
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bethany_m
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 12, 2011, 08:58:40 PM »
I'm A FUCKING TIGER WOOOOOOOOOOO

"You are quite a striking and rare individual. You appear to be warm and cuddly but the soft exterior hides an iron will. You prefer a rather solitary lifestyle. You are comfortable in a wide variety of environments and definitely prefer the quiet of nighttime."
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The_Tourist
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 12, 2011, 11:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Em on Dec 12, 2011, 08:21:54 PM
Bison.

You are unique and have recently made quite a comeback! You have a big gentle spirit and enjoy traveling with others in wide-open spaces. You are rooted in tradition, and family and close friends are important to you.

Of COURSE the girl from Kansas is a bison.

i'm one of these stinky bastards too.
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clare
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 13, 2011, 02:59:43 AM »
Spectacled Bear
"Big and cuddly at first glance, you really do enjoy a solitary lifestyle. You prefer napping during the day and heading out on the prowl at night. Climbing in warm tropical climates is one of your favorite activities."

I'm not so sure about that...
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Antero
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 13, 2011, 04:51:22 AM »
A hippo!

"You may appear to have somewhat of an awkward nature, but in fact you have a very graceful style. A rare creature, you enjoy hanging around with others but also like to have some downtime alone. When planning time away, most often you prefer to travel in dry hot climates with water nearby for swimming and other activities."

On the one hand, I'm not so sure a hippo has graceful style.  On the other, I think that first sentence is largely the consensus view of me.
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clare
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 13, 2011, 05:16:25 AM »
Did it again and got SNOW LEOPARD
"You yearn to be in the great outdoors; venturing into cold mountain terrain is your favorite activity. Soft and cute in appearance, you tend to be dominant in nature and prefer a solitary lifestyle."

(Does not play well with others, hello!)
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