Give yo'self a Nickname Saturday

[milly balgeary]

I shoveled the fuck outta my driveway (snow not coal) and decided to give myself a nickname.

It's "Gage Hooters".

Your turn.

[RoyBiggins]

I do believe I'm "Prime Time"

[Antero]

I do believe I'm "Prime Time"

Oh man.  "Prime Time" Biggins, the roughest, toughest motherfucker to ever kill a man with an expertly thrown pool cue.

[cold before sunrise]

one of the guys i used to work for used to call me "evie the stone cold tile setting killer" but i think he was joking because he thought i was a celibate goody-two-shoes. heh. who gives themselves a nickname? i don't know if i'm comfortable with that, picking one for myself, but wonder if you'd call me something nice. call me whatever you'd like as long as it's not late for dinner.

[Antero]

call me whatever you'd like as long as it's not late for dinner.

This is a thing that has been said so frequently in my family for several generations that it's basically encoded in my DNA.

[Ignatius]

cuz my pops was fucked up the same way

[RoyBiggins]

I do believe I'm "Prime Time"

Oh man.  "Prime Time" Biggins, the roughest, toughest motherfucker to ever kill a man with an expertly thrown pool cue.

And he was never convicted, due to the loophole in Louisiana state law that, and I quote "It ain't illegal if he's dead before he hits the ground."

[Bernard]

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