The quotable LPTJ

[Wally]

That's not what I meant! Not consciously anyway.

[rockmeamadeus]

Whatever.

[clare]

Wally rides again

Wow, I've never seen a parody of something I've done. Well maybe I have but was too much of a dopey pansy too notice.

Sorry mate, couldn't resist. Reminded me of the scene in W&G curse of the were-rabbit with the pansy spray.

love ya work

[Wally]

Bernard wrote

The film itself is the explanation, just as a poem or a song is the fullest expression of the thing it's trying to express. It is only possible to talk about it -- about in the sense of around. To talk in its general direction

and it's awesome.

[SPACERACE]

how can you think about making brownies when you might get a chance to touch Maaik's Department

[rockmeamadeus]

god, dude, he deserves what he gets. not only is he a pedophile, he's a STUPID pedophile.

[Bernard]

Another LPTJ exclusive:

A beej is all well and good, and I'm not saying I won't put out, but can anyone recommend a Pere Ubu record?

One of those things I would only ever hear on this board.

[difficult]

Another LPTJ exclusive:

A beej is all well and good, and I'm not saying I won't put out, but can anyone recommend a Pere Ubu record?

One of those things I would only ever hear on this board.

What nonsense! We have those kinds of conversations all the time around here. Unless, of course, you're referring to the most ungrammatical abbreviation of blowjob.

[db]

Guy 1: I went to the MOTHERFUCKING MOON

Guy 2: (silence, save for the sound of jeans getting creamed)

Oh, God I laughed.

[Gracelette]

Ten minutes on the moon wouldn't really even make a dent in my weekend.

8)

Gracelette
-x-

[swilkes]

from the moon/europe debate:

OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HEEEZE!

This is one of those artifacts that I hope archaologists somehow uncover millenia hence, that will have them scratching their heads and re-evaluating everything they thought they knew about the early 21st century AD.

[Maaik]

from the moon/europe debate:

OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HEEEZE!

This is one of those artifacts that I hope archaologists somehow uncover millenia hence, that will have them scratching their heads and re-evaluating everything they thought they knew about the early 21st century AD.

Oh god are we in trouble if future generations of linguists uncover these forums and start trying to make sense of them.

And just to insure that happens, I'm going to start printing them out and binding them in four series of volumes.  Just you wait, future generations!  You're totally screwed!

[rockmeamadeus]

Another LPTJ-qoute assist for R-R-R-R-ROCK ME AMADEUS!!!! Woot! John Stockton, watch your ass... I'm coming after your title!!!

[db]

Another LPTJ-qoute assist for R-R-R-R-ROCK ME AMADEUS!!!! Woot! John Stockton, watch your ass... I'm coming after your title!!!

Man, we've discussed this already.

[basophil]

for (i=ENOUGH, i=TOO_MUCH, i++) OverDo(joke);

[alexandra]

AUSTRALIA NEEDS VOWELS

[rockmeamadeus]

Another LPTJ-qoute assist for R-R-R-R-ROCK ME AMADEUS!!!! Woot! John Stockton, watch your ass... I'm coming after your title!!!

Man, we've discussed this already.

Shut up, man... I'm CATCHING UP to him, that's the whole POINT. Only like 8,000 more assists. WATCH YO' ASS, WHITE BOY!!!

[clare]

Alexandra wrote

I have a math tattoo, that should be more than enough to work at ibm.

[alexandra]

at at this moment, all 1200+ of my posts feel validated.


YAY!

[Wally]

I can only imagine the other ways you'd like them validated.

[elpollodiablo]

I valadate my hole live just listening to thing

[heather]

Dear boy with Boards of Canada t-shirt,

You are cute. I am sorry that I kept staring at you and then turning my head when you caught me. But really, you were cute. Did I say that already? Oh well. We also had the same shoes, which isn't that odd but yeah. Is it wrong that I sort of wanted to have your babies in that instinct? Nothing is hotter than a dorky boy with a nice t-shirt and glasses, looking at books about politics (particularly, Molly Ivins books) ..goddamnit, why didn't I talk to you?

let's make babies,
Heather

Dear boy with Boards of Canada t-shirt,

Dude, where do you get that shit at? I want one. Also, please fuck Heather as she's very nice and I'm sure would make a great lay.

Thanks,

Mike

[diesel_powered]

EXCELLENT.

[RavingLunatic]

No, we haven't kissed. I'm wondering if I should make that move next weekend. You're supposed to do that at the end of a date, right?

Or just as things start BEGINNING, if it goes well!  VA VA VA VOOOM!  WHOAH HO HO!!!  KNOW WHAT I MEAN?  AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!  ALL HANDS ON DECK, MATEYS!  BAZOOOOOM!

I felt like I was in a cartoon when I read this. Very well done, Greg.

[Maaik]

No, we haven't kissed. I'm wondering if I should make that move next weekend. You're supposed to do that at the end of a date, right?

Or just as things start BEGINNING, if it goes well!  VA VA VA VOOOM!  WHOAH HO HO!!!  KNOW WHAT I MEAN?  AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!  ALL HANDS ON DECK, MATEYS!  BAZOOOOOM!

I felt like I was in a cartoon when I read this. Very well done, Greg.

Greg is living in a cartoon, mostly of his own devising.

I am living in a diving bell.