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jebreject
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« Reply #1875 on: Jan 10, 2007, 03:21:50 AM »
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
I laughed at this for like five minutes solid. It's bad when you're doing something and somebody asks you why you're laughing and you have to tell them it's about something on the internet.


Yeah, and it always ends up being one of those things where you totally lose steam by the end of the explanation:  "ROFL Oh, yeah, it's just ... Well it's ... just ... something ... on the internet ..."
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« Reply #1876 on: Jan 10, 2007, 05:31:00 AM »
speaking of which, this was totally one of those just now in my office. trying to explain why i found it funny was something i should NOT have so much as thought about starting.

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Quote from: "auto-da-fey"

the number of times I've thought you were my soulmate is pretty high.

you should come to richmond sometime and crush some diet cokes with me. we'll get blake to come down from maine, he'll steal a car and crash it into the river, it'll be a blast.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1877 on: Jan 10, 2007, 11:00:32 AM »
GN bringin' it

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
For the record, I would be all over anyone my age who smelled like Play-Doh.  That's a pretty excellent smell.

Also, she should have a Lego necklace.

And she should be making laser noises.
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Maaik
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« Reply #1878 on: Jan 10, 2007, 06:19:00 PM »
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GN bringin' it

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
For the record, I would be all over anyone my age who smelled like Play-Doh.  That's a pretty excellent smell.

Also, she should have a Lego necklace.

And she should be making laser noises.

I could see hannah fulfilling all these traits.
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« Reply #1879 on: Jan 10, 2007, 06:41:55 PM »
Quote from: "jebreject"
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
I laughed at this for like five minutes solid. It's bad when you're doing something and somebody asks you why you're laughing and you have to tell them it's about something on the internet.


Yeah, and it always ends up being one of those things where you totally lose steam by the end of the explanation:  "ROFL Oh, yeah, it's just ... Well it's ... just ... something ... on the internet ..."


"It's um... just something on the internet."

"Really? Can I see?"

"Well... it's kind of an inside joke that you probably wouldn't get. An inside joke you probably wouldn't get... from the internet."

"Oh."
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« Reply #1880 on: Jan 11, 2007, 05:52:05 PM »
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I, erm. Made a boy cry today. Totally by accident. He just started CRYING.


Now I can't stop thinking about scenarios in which that could have happened:

Boy:  Hey, do think anyone will ever love me?
ss89:  NOPE  (stab!)

ss89:  Hey, what's stupid and worthless and has a sore foot?
Boy:  I don't know, what?
ss89:  (STOMP!)  YOU!  GET IT?  GET IT?

Boy:  Hey, what's up?
ss89:  Shut up and breathe deep, I'm filling the room with sarin gas.
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Maaik
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« Reply #1881 on: Jan 12, 2007, 11:45:56 AM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog, in a stroke of inebriated genius"
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1882 on: Jan 12, 2007, 11:54:34 AM »
No, seriously, that's gotta go in again:
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
Quote from: "Maaik"
Case in point:
 Much Love
We haven't had a development like that in a while.  And that's a shame.


Actually, a month or so ago, when the whole America-Versus-New-Zealand saber-rattling was going on, I was drunk and sitting in front of the computer and I made a little variant of that.  For some reason, I never posted it, but now seems to be as good a time as any:
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1883 on: Jan 12, 2007, 12:21:35 PM »
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Something tells me this one won't get promoted to the Emoticons selection.

Pure genius, though.
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« Reply #1884 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:34:40 PM »
Quote from: "das kranke Tier"
Quote from: "Greg Nog"



Something tells me this one won't get promoted to the Emoticons selection.
Something tells me you are dead wrong, my man.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1885 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:38:05 PM »
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Quote from: "das kranke Tier"
Quote from: "Greg Nog"



Something tells me this one won't get promoted to the Emoticons selection.
Something tells me you are dead wrong, my man.


I can only hope
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jebreject
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« Reply #1886 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:39:11 PM »
Damn you, dude.  I was so hoping it was already there, and you were just really quick on the uptake.  Alas.
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theartlessmonster
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« Reply #1887 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:39:44 PM »
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Quote from: "andronicus"
Quote from: "das kranke Tier"
Quote from: "Greg Nog"



Something tells me this one won't get promoted to the Emoticons selection.
Something tells me you are dead wrong, my man.


I can only hope


I don't know what thread that came from, but I'm confused about the brown duck.  It's devil chicken I know that.

Who's the brown duck?
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Maaik
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« Reply #1888 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:41:47 PM »
it's a kiwi.
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theartlessmonster
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« Reply #1889 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:53:05 PM »
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it's a kiwi.


thx Myke, you know I'm a little slow so thanks for the translation.
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jebreject
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« Reply #1890 on: Jan 12, 2007, 01:54:30 PM »


It just looks ready to take it from a pompous horned chicken.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #1891 on: Jan 12, 2007, 02:14:48 PM »
Fucking kiwis.
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1892 on: Jan 12, 2007, 02:19:53 PM »
Also, thank you Mary for amending our unnoficial FAQ:

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Q: Why is that girl hugging a devil chicken?  Furthermore, what the hell is the chicken doing to that brown duck?
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plainenglish
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« Reply #1893 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:06:46 PM »
Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Also, thank you Mary for amending our unnoficial FAQ:

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Q: Why is that girl hugging a devil chicken?  Furthermore, what the hell is the chicken doing to that brown duck?


And this FAQ, where is it?  I could save some time, ask all my dumb questions in one big batch.
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Maaik
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« Reply #1894 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »
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Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Also, thank you Mary for amending our unnoficial FAQ:

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Q: Why is that girl hugging a devil chicken?  Furthermore, what the hell is the chicken doing to that brown duck?


And this FAQ, where is it?  I could save some time, ask all my dumb questions in one big batch.

Relax and count back from 1000
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jebreject
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« Reply #1895 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:12:23 PM »
http://lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3494
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jebreject
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« Reply #1896 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:13:32 PM »
oh goddammit, bookmarking all those threads was for nothing 'cause maaik is still faster than i am!
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Maaik
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« Reply #1897 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:18:12 PM »

And doooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooon't you forgeeeeeiiiiit eeeeiiiit.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1898 on: Jan 12, 2007, 05:04:43 PM »
Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
my CRT was so big I had 7" of space between my keyboard and my lap, which is shitty for a guy when he has to hard-proof documents.

Quote from: "Andrew_TSKS"
i'm confused by this post. what's a crt?

Quote from: "Maaik"
Cock Ring Tether.

Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
Monitor, man.

Quote from: "Maaik"
Yeah, you definitely have to keep an eye on them.


*stands, applauds*
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hannah
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« Reply #1899 on: Jan 12, 2007, 08:39:02 PM »
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SCREW you girls with nice legs. IhateyouIhateyouihateyou! The knowledge that I will never have nice legs makes me want to cry.


And now I'mm off to the bathroom to do so...from my urethra.
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