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heather
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« Reply #225 on: Jan 06, 2006, 01:56:15 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
That was the episode brought to you by the letter PAIN.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #226 on: Jan 06, 2006, 02:44:11 PM »
i was just coming here to post that, though i think it deserves to be accompanied by the post that preceded it:

Quote from: "ewige"
i once saw cookie monster pistol-whip Jessica Tandy over a bag of oreos. he gets my vote.
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
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« Reply #227 on: Jan 06, 2006, 05:35:20 PM »
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
Vincent Gallo blow job solo.
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #228 on: Jan 07, 2006, 11:31:07 AM »
Quote from: "jebreject"
Well obviously Cthulhu has the upper hand because Alien is a fictional character, and Cthulhu is real.
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
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« Reply #229 on: Jan 07, 2006, 04:00:55 PM »
Quote from: "stephanie"

GO GO GADGET ABRAMOFF TIES
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Ha, see, and look how Julian Casablancas ended up!!!!
convensive
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« Reply #230 on: Jan 10, 2006, 02:52:46 AM »
from Good Intentions:

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I personally think AMG is the most involved and sublime part of the Sokol Hoax.
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« Reply #231 on: Jan 10, 2006, 09:47:05 AM »
Quote from: "Good Intentions"
At volumes loud enough to kill less-healthy flies.


back to back, G.I.

impressive.
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The drummer IS the foundation, p3wn.
heather
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« Reply #232 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:20:40 PM »
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
how appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #233 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:23:34 PM »
Quote from: "heather"
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
how appropriate, you fight like a cow.


YOU MAKE ME THINK SOMEBODY ALREADY DID
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To not accept the conclusion is to fall face-first into falsehood
heather
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« Reply #234 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:24:59 PM »
what? you crazy!
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #235 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:35:44 PM »
maybe now you'll learn to stop picking your nose.
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
heather
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« Reply #236 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:40:27 PM »
i am going to stabeth thee.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #237 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:44:59 PM »
PSSST Heather:
Clickit.
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heather
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« Reply #238 on: Jan 10, 2006, 03:48:05 PM »
thanks dear.


dbd: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all
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« Reply #239 on: Jan 10, 2006, 09:01:31 PM »
Quote from: "jordanmichael"
i want a jewish girlfriend.


Quote from: "coldforge"
I'll be your girlfriend, lover-boy.


Quote from: "Greg Nog"
OH MY GOD, JUST LIKE IN MY SLASHFIC.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
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« Reply #240 on: Jan 11, 2006, 12:42:41 AM »
Quote from: "crystalcakes"
i am not into gummi
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I've seen you pound your fist in to the earth.
heather
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« Reply #241 on: Jan 11, 2006, 04:25:23 PM »
Quote from: "DCDave"
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
OMG SOMEONE EXAGGERATED IN A MEMOIR STOP THE PRESSES


Did someone pee in your cornflakes?
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heather
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« Reply #242 on: Jan 11, 2006, 05:35:11 PM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
What if you change it to, "Bitch, I'll nut in your eye"?
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« Reply #243 on: Jan 11, 2006, 09:50:05 PM »
Quote from: "Heathcote"
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
Quote from: "Heathcote"

Quote from: "Good Intentions"
You're all giving Heathcote a complex.


" Embarassed i'm English Embarassed "

" i'm American "


First of all, it's perfectly okay to give Heathcote a complex because the Brits are hogging up all the cute on the board.

And secondly, shouldn't those smileys be the other way around?


more like....

i'm British"

i'm American "
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Me. You. We Two

Audioscrobbler/last.fm

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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #244 on: Jan 11, 2006, 10:23:45 PM »
You can't put your own quote up here dude.  other people have to think it funny.
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
elpollodiablo
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« Reply #245 on: Jan 11, 2006, 10:29:06 PM »
Like your face?
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To not accept the conclusion is to fall face-first into falsehood
jebreject
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« Reply #246 on: Jan 11, 2006, 10:42:34 PM »
Is a person allowed to quote themselves?

Whoa, this is making me feel really uneasy.

Edit:  xpost
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I've seen you pound your fist in to the earth.
Heathcote
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« Reply #247 on: Jan 12, 2006, 10:05:39 AM »
i knew that, i was FUCKING THE SYSTEM don't tell my girlfreind
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Me. You. We Two

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Maaik
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« Reply #248 on: Jan 12, 2006, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: "Swimmy"
absolute standards of douchery

hee hee hee hee hee hee
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I need anne the man lessons
heather
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« Reply #249 on: Jan 12, 2006, 02:40:53 PM »
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
I had a gender change the other day that was worse than the counting crows one.
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