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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2005, 04:31:41 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"

You crummy fags, I'd blow your head off for a dollar, etc, etc.




from waaay back.
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
Chet
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 08:50:38 AM »
Quote from: "milly balgeary"
no. you are perfect, man. that's the way to eat. i lose my personality in cadbury's chocolate eggs. a woman or man (whatever floats your boat) does not do shit, compared to a cadbury's cream egg. its like setting fire to a junkyard, and smooth, like that little bastard from csi miami. taking nibbles, like fish bait, clearing room to swallow the cream...


From my favourite thread since I've started posting here.[/img]
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"You need to put some clothes on and eat some food."
robOt
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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2005, 02:18:49 PM »
Quote from: "W. Earl Piglet"
Quote from: "terror firma"


I was laughing at this and it made me smile but now it feels like I broke some sort of vessel in my neck and its all numb now. Sad
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Maaik
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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2005, 04:03:30 PM »
Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Later tonight, if drinking goes well...
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2005, 07:03:24 PM »
I about shit my paints

Quote from: "Maaik"
Wow, it's like you're holding up a conveniance store with your taint.


Quote from: "Michael"
My taint is lethal.



god dammit maaik, that slayed me.
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JamesSchneider
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« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2005, 07:18:30 PM »
Quote from: "Milly"
aww thanks fredddie. he's about to HIT preschool. i worry about that. most preschools have this exhibtionist religion. i don't buy that. we'll see what happens. if i have to go there wearing a merciful fate shirt, i will, because he's the type of kid who knows he can say or do anything if he feels it. that's not like how i grew up. or most people. and i represent, g!


Quote from: "Milly"

like that i've responded to the bored photo thread. it feels more real. pedophiles, watch out. i will cut your cock off and eat it so don't get too close. yes i read the statistics. cock = eat = me = evil. so be cool. i'll shave your mullets and i'm mean. i'm an intestine eater. how would you like your small i wrapped up under my nibbling teeth. CLEARLY i am worse than you. but other than that i'm happy to share my happiness with my Internet friends.



Quote from: "Milly"

it is NOT. nerdy literature is william gass. i will fight you and cuckold your mother.


Quote from: "Milly"

no, but he used to do that rap thing alot. he made the noises too. his brother was vortheese. they used to wake me up all the time. i believe that picture was taken in jordan. the fools would give me a shot gun and i would instantly fall asleep. i'd wake up and they'd be like what is wrong with you. that is the military buddy. i met the king of jordan, though.


Quote from: "Milly"

whatever, you're as white as a little debbie whitecake!



Just in case there was any doubt as to who has PWN3D the photo thread. We need to clarify this shit!
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Maaik
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« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2005, 12:54:43 AM »
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[pretty much everything Milly says]
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2005, 04:57:31 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"


Sorry to everyone else, for clogging up the board with a geographically-specific topic.  For the rest of you:

Filesharing is AWESOME or EVIL!

Grapples are TASTY!

Badgers go for the GENITALS!
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cold before sunrise
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« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2005, 12:05:22 AM »
Quote from: "furnhusch"
There are no risks to playing with genetic code! I want my dog to have a cup-holder!
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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2005, 01:48:40 AM »
Quote from: "John"
I have a tendency to blame Christianity for everything.
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Maaik
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« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2005, 04:30:21 PM »
Given the frequency with which it's said, I think the next (please?) LPTJ t shirt should have

MILLY WINS

emblazoned on it.  I'd wear that shit out.





Or...OR!  It'd have all our usernames on the back like a high school class t shirt.  That shit'd be rad as well.  John and Lalitree can decide who gets to be Principal/Vice Principal.  Also, we should elect SGA officers.
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coldforge
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2005, 04:59:46 PM »
Ooh, Ooh! I want to be Minister of Propaganda!
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jebreject
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« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2005, 12:32:41 AM »
great idea
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Maaik
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« Reply #38 on: Jun 02, 2005, 07:08:09 PM »
A couple for today.  You guys is just too funny.

Quote from: "Gracelette"
Indie kids who talk about hatefucking don't actually like hatefucking, they just hate fucking


Man, I'm heading to Neighborhoodies right now.

Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
Did you just tell me how to make spaghetti?


Oh the indignation!  COMEDY!
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Bernard
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« Reply #39 on: Jun 02, 2005, 07:45:43 PM »
Context? "did you just tell me how to make spaghetti?" seems as though it would be funnier or more memorable if I knew what prompted it.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #40 on: Jun 02, 2005, 08:18:52 PM »
he asked for cheap food advice, I told him how to make spaghetti, he indignantly replied with that.
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Maaik
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« Reply #41 on: Jun 02, 2005, 08:47:48 PM »
Man, jokes aren't funny if ya gotta explain 'em.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #42 on: Jun 02, 2005, 08:54:23 PM »
I wasn't being indignant, you asshole.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 02, 2005, 08:55:52 PM »
curse ye devil chicken
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
Maaik
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« Reply #44 on: Jun 02, 2005, 09:21:20 PM »


BA-KAW!
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #45 on: Jun 02, 2005, 10:51:48 PM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
I wasn't being indignant, you asshole.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #46 on: Jun 17, 2005, 11:35:07 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
If you like your music publications to be so cynical and condescending that the very act of reading them makes your yearn for a hot spike to be driven through your penis, Chunklet is for you.

This is, of course, just my opinion, but the 'Pay Not to Play' issue was enough to make Santa Claus himself vomit with rage.


Holy shit, I'm stealing that santa claus line.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #47 on: Jun 17, 2005, 01:40:44 PM »
Actually, it was stolen from the Simpsons. But don't tell anyone.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #48 on: Jun 17, 2005, 01:44:04 PM »
its ok, everything I say is from the simpsons
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
william
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« Reply #49 on: Jun 24, 2005, 08:00:46 PM »
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i can count like a motherfucker


from Andrew TSKS. heh heh heh.
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