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heather marie
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« Reply #275 on: Jan 19, 2006, 08:12:17 PM »
"What are we gonna do tonight, honey?"
"Um.. I was thinking we could catch up on our LPTJ reading.."
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Wally
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« Reply #276 on: Jan 19, 2006, 08:15:14 PM »
LPTJ: where foreplay comes to die.
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heather
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« Reply #277 on: Jan 19, 2006, 08:27:54 PM »
Quote from: "Wally"
LPTJ: where foreplay comes to die.
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« Reply #278 on: Jan 19, 2006, 09:19:27 PM »
Quote from: "heather"
Quote from: "Wally"
LPTJ: where foreplay comes to die.
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heather
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« Reply #279 on: Jan 20, 2006, 02:44:26 PM »
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rubbing one off is a great way to release some tension.


good idea.

brb

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I'll be in my bunk."
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« Reply #280 on: Jan 20, 2006, 04:03:55 PM »
did this already make an appearance?

Quote from: "reeseboisse"
i'm made out of babies.

if you believe in "you are what you eat".
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #281 on: Jan 22, 2006, 10:45:51 PM »
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i [c]hug beer like andrew hugs devil chickens.
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coldforge
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« Reply #282 on: Jan 23, 2006, 07:42:53 PM »
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Oh yeah, I'm trying to get a job at Panera, and whenever someone gets some bread I plan on saying, "Whoa, man, that is one vulgar display of flour!" and then high-fiving everyone around me.


that's fucking hilarious.
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
heather
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« Reply #283 on: Jan 24, 2006, 01:23:36 PM »
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You should start your own diet, called G-toxification
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nonotyet
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« Reply #284 on: Jan 25, 2006, 11:24:56 AM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
"Mach lach fooch looch blacha mach flooch haggis haggis, etc."


This made me giggle so hard I had to put my head on the desk and bury it in my arms to muffle the sound.
I am but a simple girl.
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« Reply #285 on: Jan 25, 2006, 01:59:43 PM »
Quote from: "holm11"
Sandy beaches, palm trees, hotel swimming pools and cocktail bars. And lots of people
fucking! But wait, theyre not people, Theyre toons! They agree that this kind of
holiday is the perfect way to relax and get ready for another few months of hard work.
Meanwhile, theyre all having fun and just waiting for you to join them.
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But what the fuck do I know, I have a penis.
heather
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« Reply #286 on: Jan 25, 2006, 07:41:16 PM »
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It's an abortion bucket.

We anarchists have to eat something, you know.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #287 on: Jan 25, 2006, 08:11:48 PM »
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Quote from: "heather"
no, that comes in the "fight like heather hydra" package.. which also includes "sweet cock punching skillz" and "face-stab action fist!"


AWESOME!!!!  I wonder how many heather hydra box tops I need to send away for this?
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #288 on: Jan 26, 2006, 08:24:29 AM »
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I wonder what the opposite of sausage fest is?

Clambake?
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #289 on: Jan 26, 2006, 11:34:42 AM »
my friend eric calls a roomful of girls a "taco party". it's actually become a pretty regularly used term amongst my circle of friends.
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heather
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« Reply #290 on: Jan 26, 2006, 01:27:32 PM »
omg the best one evarrrr:

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'nuff said.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #291 on: Jan 26, 2006, 02:34:00 PM »
I KEEPS IT REAL!
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
heather
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« Reply #292 on: Jan 26, 2006, 04:55:16 PM »
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I've cured a few me of their homesexuality just by fucking them. I'm also a lot cheaper then that place.
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Wally
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« Reply #293 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:07:43 PM »
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Quote from: "Wally"
I've cured a few me of their homesexuality just by fucking them. I'm also a lot cheaper then that place.


Sadly, there is still a few of me running around sucking dicks like I have no shame.
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alexandra
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« Reply #294 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:08:19 PM »
shame?
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Wally
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« Reply #295 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:11:28 PM »
When I say shame what I really mean is love.
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alexandra
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« Reply #296 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:11:55 PM »
Heart
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Wally
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« Reply #297 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:13:33 PM »
There is no way I'm sucking that.
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alexandra
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« Reply #298 on: Jan 26, 2006, 05:15:20 PM »
bitch please, you just don't know it yet.
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swilkes
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« Reply #299 on: Jan 26, 2006, 06:50:20 PM »
Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Quote from: "Swilkes, Whilst in the IRC Chat"
I wonder what the opposite of sausage fest is?

Clambake?


OMG I apologize to everyone, everywhere. Does that even count here?
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