The quotable LPTJ

[davy]

i can count like a motherfucker

from Andrew TSKS. heh heh heh.

ha!

so whatever happened to milly, yo?

[jebreject]

he updates this about nine thousand times a day:

http://jondwarren.blogspot.com/

[Andrew_TSKS]

milly balgeary says:

Music Piracy Accounts for One Zillion Dollars US Because, Yeah, You'd Really, Like, Buy A U2 Album

god, i about died when i read that.

[william]

william wrote:
Quote:
i can count like a motherfucker  


from Andrew TSKS. heh heh heh.


ha!

so whatever happened to milly, yo?

was that addressed to me? cos i don' know where he went. he was funny though. that gives me pause...

[cold before sunrise]

there are some people on a certain other message board (which i have decided to quit) who i would beat the shit out of if they were less than an hour's drive from me.

wow, andrew, thats like, harsh. Plus, you just fuckin' left a load of evidence of intent all over the internet. i'm totally gonna fly to america and beat these guys up, and leave converge and teen idles records and strands of long, hardcore hair at the scene of the crime., and the police are gonna get there and find them and go 'woah, i think we can chalk this one up to TSKS. i'ma go arrest him and then go home to my wife. she's got a pot roast cooking, and this case is C-L-O-S-E-D'. unlucky.

[davy]

william wrote:
Quote:
i can count like a motherfucker  


from Andrew TSKS. heh heh heh.


ha!

so whatever happened to milly, yo?

was that addressed to me? cos i don' know where he went. he was funny though. that gives me pause...

yeah, everybody else seems to have come to terms with the fact that he doesn't post here anymore, but i didn't get the memo.

[SPACERACE]

I was laughing at this and it made me smile but now it feels like I broke some sort of vessel in my neck and its all numb now.

Hahah, has anyone else noticed this?

[elpollodiablo]

So, wait a minute. You've decided you really for whatever reason want a tee shirt with John Coltrane on it, and you know exactly where to get one, and so you're asking us where to get a John Coltrane shirt?

How about this: send me 30 bucks, and I'll go to Hot Topic and get you a shirt. 15 bucks finders fee; can't beat that.

Maybe it's because this pot costs more than YOUR LIFE, but that really gave me the giggles.

[jebreject]

Maybe we'll luck out though and one of these dogs will die of natural causes and then its body, having grown accustomed to the revival process, will spontaneously revive itself and then discover an unholy hunger for brains. I doubt it though, nothing that awesome ever happens.

[Maaik]

FAT FUCKING CHANCE, BIPED.

[nati1107]

Come on. SOMEone forgot to take their non-chode pills this morning.

[FreddyKnuckles]

maaik, this cracked me the fuck up

I patiently await the day some hack reporter hoping to dig up dirt on John comes a quotin LPTJ.  I can see it now...

...of the recent announcement of Darnielle's stadium tour and the addition of John Mayer as coheadliner, fans have been quoted as saying "I can't believe this.  I mean, that guy's a total chode."  One stated that "I wasted my entire live for listening to thing" while still others have debated back and forth on the relevance of [Thomas Pynchon's novel] V in the current batch of independant rock albums released by [record label] Absolutely Kosher.

So far, the only word from frontman Darnielle has been "Metal."

[Wally]

fom you're lips to gods ears my friend lips to ears

[Bernard]

Come on. SOMEone forgot to take their non-chode pills this morning.

Chodecillin.

[RoyBiggins]

i USED TO BE  a feminist, I promise. There are girls that remind you you're human. But you can't touch em. LOSWER.

[jebreject]

This is true....but I needed data for my percentage.

[Bernard]

That guy being the crusty libertarian who has sex dreams about Ayn Rand raping Robert Heinlein, and is constantly ranting to everyone about how the scourge of greater and greater liberalism (also: political correctness) is responsible for him not having any relationships with female adults who aren't his mother.

[Maaik]

After all, there's always room for cello.

I'm sure pretty much all music can be reduced to cello and cowbell.

[rockmeamadeus]

And the well placed hand-clap.

[rockmeamadeus]

Nobody but Bogart can slap a tiny, flamboyant Arabic man in the face and make it look so god damn cool.

[coldforge]

Yeah, remember when jeb was all, "I LOVE anarchy! Also, I think we should all breathe through gills, like Kevin Costner in Waterworld!" And then I was like, "Finally! something jeb and I can agree on!"

Seriously, though.

BOO YA

[jebreject]

let me beat every girl on this forum

[Andrew_TSKS]

oh you foul bastard.

[elpollodiablo]

I saw it too, but I rose above.

[jebreject]

HA!