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jebreject
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« Reply #75 on: Sep 02, 2005, 03:26:16 PM »
Also, this, too, as it's extremely out of character:

Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
I saw it too, but I rose above.
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« Reply #76 on: Sep 20, 2005, 01:54:44 AM »
Quote from: "Maaik"
Wait a minute...it is a nut.
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« Reply #77 on: Sep 20, 2005, 02:36:00 AM »
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I scare my passengers by putting on Melt Banana and then trying to air drum to it whilst navigating the streets of Atlanta.

Or I did until I totalled my car last week.
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« Reply #78 on: Sep 21, 2005, 02:07:33 AM »
Two in a row.  Someone set up a Wiki for me, quick!
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #79 on: Oct 05, 2005, 09:45:43 AM »
Quote from: "Andrew_TSKS"
i am also a big fan of trannies.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #80 on: Oct 05, 2005, 11:59:18 AM »
haha i'm actually notorious for that exact thing in certain other internet circles.
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heather marie
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« Reply #81 on: Oct 05, 2005, 12:07:46 PM »
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
Quote from: "Andrew_TSKS"
i am also a big fan of trannies.


Quote from: "Andrew_TSKS"

i dunno about amadeus, but i personally am ALL ABOUT the butt fucking.



i think these two go perfectly together.
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« Reply #82 on: Oct 05, 2005, 12:21:18 PM »
oh god, you guys, you're gonna get me started and you DO NOT WANT THAT.
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« Reply #83 on: Oct 05, 2005, 04:37:24 PM »
Quote from: "coldforge"
Quote from: "Maaik"
Wait a minute...it is a nut.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #84 on: Oct 06, 2005, 12:00:07 PM »
Oh, I dunno, I think andrew should start on buttsex and trannies.
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« Reply #85 on: Oct 06, 2005, 12:08:19 PM »
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Oh, I dunno, I think andrew should start on buttsex and trannies.
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Maaik
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« Reply #86 on: Oct 06, 2005, 01:33:32 PM »
Quote from: "Good Intentions"
LPtJ contra Doof-Doof!
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #87 on: Oct 08, 2005, 02:35:04 AM »
I was searchin' for a quote from darnielle making fun of me for being an idiot.
Remember that emo is sexist thread? Your patron, Darnielle wrote:

"Man they must have really started growing some mindfucking chronic out in Iowa since I moved away."

He was spot on! Every once in a while, I just lose it. I'm usually at work, and I'm like, I can't take it. That was what was happening. 5 beers in I'm listening to Radiohead and I FINALLY see the hilarity. Dude, I am reactive. Oh fuck.
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Maaik
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« Reply #88 on: Oct 18, 2005, 01:06:11 AM »
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You suck my taint, signature boy.


So full of wrath!
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Nickosaurus
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« Reply #89 on: Oct 18, 2005, 03:10:03 AM »
Why is there basically no nickosaurus in this thread?

I h8 u ppl.
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« Reply #90 on: Oct 18, 2005, 12:10:48 PM »
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
woobified
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Maaik
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« Reply #91 on: Oct 25, 2005, 09:12:40 PM »
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I like my squeals thick and juicy.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #92 on: Oct 28, 2005, 09:05:19 AM »
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Coldforge is the kind of hot that makes me beat off, but feel guilty about it after.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #93 on: Nov 06, 2005, 10:35:01 PM »
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« Reply #94 on: Nov 07, 2005, 10:57:56 AM »
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bram stoker pwns language
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Bernard
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« Reply #95 on: Nov 14, 2005, 12:12:10 AM »
Quote from: "jordanmichael"

oh they were laughing and amused, but it was a more of a "HAHAHAHAHA I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER!" type of a laugh.
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swilkes
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« Reply #96 on: Nov 14, 2005, 12:25:50 AM »
Quote from: "Bernard"
ok ok ok

so, ok
so we had this thing I don't want to describe, but garlic was involved. san marzano tomatoes, they were involved. there was involvement on the part of more than one lemon. that's all I'm gonna say. that's all, I mean, I will not deny the presence of wine at the table. it was a valpolicella. ripasso. this would be over leftovers from amarone. something that tasted like raisins and old books, and dried pomegranate seeds.

that's what I'm talking about. words were said. al dente, that was said.

that's all I'm sayin.

you fucks.


That was beautiful. I am so in love with Bernard right now.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #97 on: Nov 14, 2005, 12:32:40 AM »
Quote from: "Bernard"
Quote from: "jordanmichael"

oh they were laughing and amused, but it was a more of a "HAHAHAHAHA I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER!" type of a laugh.

i heard that too many times in middle school for it to be funny.
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« Reply #98 on: Nov 14, 2005, 12:36:59 AM »
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Quote from: "Bernard"
Quote from: "jordanmichael"

oh they were laughing and amused, but it was a more of a "HAHAHAHAHA I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER!" type of a laugh.

i heard that too many times in middle school for it to be funny.


what? that laugh? it's a laugh you never forget.
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Bernard
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« Reply #99 on: Nov 14, 2005, 11:02:52 AM »
I'm not normally a fan of the all-caps thing, but it worked so well to convey the semi-hysteria of that laugh, I thought it was pretty funny. Not that you were laughed at! Just the way you described it.

Also, I was very, very drunk last night. And look, no typos! *pats self on back*
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