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SPACERACE
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« Reply #150 on: Dec 05, 2005, 10:24:06 PM »
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I valadate my hole just listening to thing
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« Reply #151 on: Dec 06, 2005, 12:02:36 AM »
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I am living in a diving bell.


today i appear to be living in a snow globe, most likely owned by satan.
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« Reply #152 on: Dec 06, 2005, 12:04:17 AM »
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Quote from: "Maaik"
I am living in a diving bell.


today i appear to be living in a snow globe, most likely owned by satan.

Why?  Is the Donner Party in there with you?
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« Reply #153 on: Dec 06, 2005, 12:15:03 AM »
no, they aren't. some leftover pizza is, though.
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« Reply #154 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:09:44 AM »
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no, they aren't. some leftover pizza is, though.


There is no pizza in hell, Andrew.
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Ha, see, and look how Julian Casablancas ended up!!!!
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« Reply #155 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:13:19 AM »
there can be leftover pizza, as long as there are only microwaves to heat it up with.
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« Reply #156 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:16:34 AM »
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no, they aren't. some leftover pizza is, though.


There is no pizza in hell, Andrew.


unless you're in hell with these guys:
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« Reply #157 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:19:27 AM »
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bogus journey is the shit. don't let the man tell you anthything differnt@!
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #158 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:21:17 AM »
Once the man tried, and I ate his soul. So no worries, he won't be talking shit NO more.
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« Reply #159 on: Dec 06, 2005, 02:42:06 PM »
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You suck.
Feel the trout. Feel it.
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« Reply #160 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:26:02 PM »
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Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
I valadate my hole just listening to thing


No credit for me, that's a jordanism.
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« Reply #161 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:37:37 PM »
eeeeew
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« Reply #162 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:37:56 PM »
it was more me quoting what i'd incorrectly read your post to say.
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« Reply #163 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:15:43 PM »
None of that even TOUCHES the Andrew TSKS thread.

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Yo, I ain't into the butt-sex. One way road, sweetheart.

Sayin'.

[/douchebaggery]


...followed immediately by...

Quote from: "Wally"
*heart breaks*
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« Reply #164 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:18:51 PM »
Woot! Months of witticisms and I finally get to the Valhalla of LPTJ!!! WOOHOO! (Couldn't have done it without you, Wally m'boy.)
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« Reply #165 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:36:25 PM »
I don't know I think

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You won't even know I'm there


wins from that thread.  I think blake should just be credited with another assist.  Stockton watch out!
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« Reply #166 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:40:18 PM »
Feck!!!!! (Arse! Girls!)

Godamnit, don't steal my thunder dieblucasdie, or I'll seriously make you eat your nuts. That was a slam-dunk and you KNOW it.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #167 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:45:04 PM »
Sorry Blake, you'll never be the superstar power forward.  Just shut up and run the offense!
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #168 on: Dec 06, 2005, 09:46:41 PM »
Not even you can take away my glory... that is, indeed, my qoute up there. And it shall remain forever... laughing at YOU, proof that YOU are WRONG. Beeyatch.
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« Reply #169 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:05:17 PM »
hey, even john stockton made baskets sometimes.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #170 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:06:01 PM »
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hey, even john stockton made baskets sometimes.


FUCK YOU HATERZ.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #171 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:07:04 PM »
i'm not hating! i'm sticking up for you!
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« Reply #172 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:08:46 PM »
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hey, even john stockton made baskets sometimes.


Please.  John Stockton don't even know what the key looks like.  If he made a basket it was cuz he accidentally bounced a pass off Bryon Russell's head.  All right though, I'll give Blake that one.  He's proved himself to be a Jeff Hornacek.
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« Reply #173 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:10:40 PM »
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Quote from: "Andrew_TSKS"
hey, even john stockton made baskets sometimes.


Please.  John Stockton don't even know what the key looks like.  If he made a basket it was cuz he accidentally bounced a pass off Bryon Russell's head.  All right though, I'll give Blake that one.  He's proved himself to be a Jeff Hornacek.


Yo, this cat grew up in Utah, and I am a Jazz fan somethin' fierce... at least, WAS, back when they were good and almost gave the Bulls a run for their money, remember that shit? Anyway, the point is, I'm going to kick your ass.
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« Reply #174 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:12:22 PM »
Haha, remember how Jeff Hornacek used to carress his face before each free throw?  I have to say this quietly, since I live in Chicago now but I always pulled for the Jazz and The Sonics.  Which is to say BRING IT ON BITCH
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