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Bernard
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« on: Apr 06, 2005, 11:15:27 AM »
Quote from: "woejilli"
do you sleep in a cave? will the sun turn you to stone? are you large and strong but easily tricked?

also, i am done. good luck in this thread. :)


I didn't want to bump the thread this was in, but this was too nicely done to not acknowledge.
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woejilli
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 06, 2005, 11:21:59 AM »
"picture me writing rhymes knowing that the source will quote it.
when i die they'll read this and say a genius wrote it."
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 06, 2005, 11:29:55 AM »
Quote from: "milly"
i'm sitting there, about to do the slow lewd dance. for Just As Long As It Takes
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 06, 2005, 03:32:55 PM »
Quote from: "Nickosaurus"
Rectum? I nearly killed him!
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 06, 2005, 04:41:36 PM »
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
I missed you like I miss the clap.
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
william
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 08, 2005, 07:23:28 AM »
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mmmmmmm... slimehead.


(Cold Before Sunrise's contribution)
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coldforge
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 08, 2005, 07:01:34 PM »
"27. Words like violence/break the silence

28. Martin Gore: worst lyricist ever, or just of all time?"

-That guy from the Mountain Goats
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 08, 2005, 10:54:47 PM »
They yearn for something that is not only dead, but rotting, and they talk about it as though it were better to eat something rotten than to allow one's tastes to accustom themselves to the local cuisine. They're like vampires who've lost their way, and want to drink embalming fluid instead of fresh blood.

~John Darnielle, in that strange ass axl rose piece.
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 09, 2005, 04:21:02 PM »
dieblucasdie wrote:
And, as I've said before, I'm still getting used to this "the Internet not being just dudes in their mothers' basement" thing.
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
dieblucasdie
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 09, 2005, 11:02:55 PM »
haha yeah, let it be known to all on this board:  unless you have an obvious girl-screen-name, I'll probably assume you're a dude.  Sorry.  It even took me a while to figure out nati is a girl.
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Maaik
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 10, 2005, 04:12:55 AM »
I'm a ficus plant.  Just to clear the confusion.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 10, 2005, 04:50:29 AM »
and i'm tv's estelle getty

'sup?
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william
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 12, 2005, 06:29:32 AM »
i am estelle getty's tv.

huh?
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 13, 2005, 09:02:38 PM »
"i've got a whole city of one giant eyeball hp lovecraft fear of that man."--milly balgeary on stephen tyler
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william
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 14, 2005, 03:21:39 PM »
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william
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 14, 2005, 03:34:47 PM »
Nickosaurus wrote

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He is Franz Kafka!
Franz Kafka!
Be careful if you get him pissed,AeP
Franz! Franz Kafka!
He,Aeoll smite you with metaphor fists!
Writing all he can, he,Aeos just a man
A warrior of words taking a stand
He is Franz Kafka!
Spoken: Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?
I,Aeom a lonely German,AePa lonely German from Prague!
Kafka! Kafka! Kafka!

I don,Aeot know what,Aeos wrong with me I think I,Aeom turning into a bug
I see double what I see I think I,Aeom turning into a bug
I ain,Aeot got no self-esteem I think I,Aeom turning into a bug
Bet you fifty dollars I,Aeom a man, I,Aeom a scholar and I,Aeom turning into a bug
Momma like a daddy like a baby like a baby like I,Aeoll turn into a bug
Yeah! Yeah!
He is Franz Kafka!

Living like a bug ain,Aeot easy
My old clothes don,Aeot seem to fit me
I got little tiny bug feet
I don,Aeot really know what bugs eat
Don,Aeot want no one stepping on me
Now I,Aeom sympathizing with fleas
Living like a bug ain,Aeot easy,AeP

Welcome to heaven Franz! My name is God! I think you,Aeore going to like it here!
He is Franz Kafka!

Right now he can
He,Aeos just a man
A warrior of words
Taking a stand
He grew up very poor
He's steel, it's to the core
Born in 1883 died in 1924
He is Franz Kafka!


Wow, I'm Speechless
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 14, 2005, 04:11:35 PM »
How can you be speechless? It's a Franz Kafka ROCK OPERA... what's not to like??

Man, that was a cool show....
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william
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 14, 2005, 05:02:52 PM »
who wrote it? its incredible
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 14, 2005, 08:44:42 PM »
Brendon Small, it was in a cartoon on Adult Swim called 'Home Movies'... it was specTACULAR...
And because I like you, here's a link to the audio for the song. It fucking RULES...
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Maaik
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 15, 2005, 01:22:19 AM »
Quote from: "another max"
that's not the point, or at least I didn't think it was.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #20 on: Apr 15, 2005, 03:04:53 PM »
"Aesop and me have been talking for close to a year about re-igniting the rap-rock revolution, and one of these days we're gonna get it workin'

haters pH3ar us but they can't get near us/

scientologists all wanna clear us

etc"
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
stephanie
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 15, 2005, 04:14:52 PM »
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
When I get to heaven, I want God to say, "Sorry, we're full of Camdens."


Fucking brilliant.
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Bernard
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« Reply #22 on: Apr 21, 2005, 11:28:52 AM »
Quote from: "dieblucasdie"
You tell me that I make no difference
AT LEAST I'M FUCKING TRYING!  
What the fuck have you done?


Quote from: "martin_van_buren"
I tell you, I'm trying my darndest not to reply with "Your mother".


If he'd just said "Your mother" it wouldn't have been funny.
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Maaik
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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2005, 12:02:30 PM »
Quote from: "nonotyet"
that makes me melt...hard?
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2005, 10:38:20 PM »
Quote from: "Maaik"
+=

I just keep hearing him go "Heyyyy."
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