law & order rants

I must confess to being baffled by some of y'alls cast member crushes. The idea that any of the males on that show are sexual beings is, to say the least, disconcerting, but it gives me hope. Surely if Chris Meloni can inspire legions of attractive young females, there is hope for all of us!!!

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In completely unrelated news, for the past several months I have had a TV, which was foisted upon me by my slumlord in a desperate attempt to get us to pay 2/3 of the duplex cable bill, for the first time in my adult life. It has largely been an unwelcome addition to the household, but SVU (which my girlfriend was already a fan of, and hence resumed watching) has certainly sucked me in. This creates a most unfortunate dilemma: if I get rid of the TV, my life improves exponentially, but then SVU is gone! Eegads! What I really want, I'll confess, is a friend with a TV who lets me come over every Saturday night and watch marathons with them while eating popcorn doused in generous amounts of nutritional yeast. Said friend would serve no other purpose in my life and require no upkeep. Alas, I think this is what one calls "using" in everyday vernacular...

...oh well!