what is making me seriously annoyed right now

[rockmeamadeus]

People who can't read simple signs, like: "No talking on cell phones in library." It should just say "No choads allowed all up in here." 'cause that's basically it. I'm here writing this paper about Nationalism in the Balkans and this guy picks up his cell phone which is ringing like A MILLION DECIBALS and he picks it up and there's this chick on the line WHO'S TALKING LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. In the world. And I have to hear about them getting drunk and screwing the night before, on the phone. Not because I'm eavesdropping, but because I'm 10 yards away and CAN HEAR EVERY WORD LOUD AND CLEAR.

No choads all up in here, plz, k thanx.

[Wally]

This is exactly why librarians should be given flame throwers.

[rockmeamadeus]

Ha! Yes!!! Brilliant!

[SPACERACE]

no, not a flamethrower: librarians are nuts. just give them all microwave guns.

[Wally]

Having to decide whether or not to take a contract from a meat products companies. I know it's pathetic but do I really want to work for people who do something that revolts me. It's solid money but a) I was hoping to take most of the month off and b) Do I really want to be staring at hours of footage of dangling meat?

[elpollodiablo]

You can stare at mine any time.

[coldforge]

devilchik++

[Bernard]

No choads all up in here, plz, k thanx.

Seriously, WHEN did it become okay to have a full-fledged conversation on your cell phone in the FUCKING LIBRARY. God. I thought it was just my cheap-ass school.

[Wally]

What an offer Miles, can I tie your legs up and attach you to a conveyer belt?
If I can you've got yourself a date.

[elpollodiablo]

No! You'd just hurt me, like all the others!

[Wally]

I hear that's how you like it, and if it isn't remember I have a tender nature, even if it is crumbling under the sheer tonage of self-referencing.

[rockmeamadeus]

No! You'd just hurt me, like all the others!

All too true... <sniffle> ... Little Wally always hurts the ones he loves.

WHY?!?!?!?!?!

[jordanmichael]

the period between lunch and dinner where you try not to eat anything.

[elpollodiablo]

You mean lupper? That's eatin time, boy!

[Maaik]

Nah, dude, the EARL has dubbed that time of day "Dunch" and hosts hangover-friendly shows during that time on Sundays.  Pretty awesome stuff.

[jordanmichael]

hey, jordan ain't no fattie fat fats. everytime i get the urge to overeat i just remember what i look liked when i was a little kid...














i am sorry. that was such a cheap joke, but i had to make it.

[SPACERACE]

i always called that time lunch, while regular lunchtime was "second breakfast".

[alexandra]

i always called that time lunch, while regular lunchtime was "second breakfast".

elevensies?

[DCDave]

i always called that time lunch, while regular lunchtime was "second breakfast".

elevensies?

Mash em back em stick em in a stew

[dieblucasdie]

HA! alexandra was pretending to hate on LOTR earlier, but she's outed herself.  

Last night my gf handed me a burned CD I need to mail out today, and said, "Keep it secret.  Keep it safe."  And I about died laughing.

[alexandra]

HA! alexandra was pretending to hate on LOTR earlier, but she's outed herself.  

Last night my gf handed me a burned CD I need to mail out today, and said, "Keep it secret.  Keep it safe."  And I about died laughing.

nah, i love LOTR, i dislike liv tyler's voice in the movie. and her lopsided head.

[Lucy]

my whole buddy list got deleted, but thank God AIM added some bots!

[alex]

People who can't read simple signs, like: "No talking on cell phones in library." It should just say "No choads allowed all up in here." 'cause that's basically it. I'm here writing this paper about Nationalism in the Balkans and this guy picks up his cell phone which is ringing like A MILLION DECIBALS and he picks it up and there's this chick on the line WHO'S TALKING LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. In the world. And I have to hear about them getting drunk and screwing the night before, on the phone. Not because I'm eavesdropping, but because I'm 10 yards away and CAN HEAR EVERY WORD LOUD AND CLEAR.

That sounds truly horrible.

Speaking of which: I annoyed myself today by, for the first time since having a mobile phone, forgetting to turn it off/put it on mute before entering a quiet zone of a library (or actually, i did not forget, but i was convinced that it was mute). And of course someone called while i was sitting in the national library. Needless to say, I did not do the same thing as the person described above, but just turned it off while wanting to die of embarassment.

A little later, I annoyed myself even more because I managed to lose one of my gloves somewhere. Losing a glove is never a particularly wonderful thing to do, but it is especially inappropriate if you're out with your bicycle on a cold and wet November evening. I cycled home with one hand while hiding the other one somewhere underneath/in my jacket, but it was still fucking cold.

[nonotyet]

My hair froze on the way to work this morning.
Shit ain't right.

[stephanie]

Yeah.

From last night, when I walked to Walgreens.

And somewhere between the doctor's office, my apartment and Walgreens, I managed to lose my prescription for codeine cough syrup, which means I was up until 2 a.m. coughing my brains out for the 10th or 11th consecutive night.  How do I go about getting another one?  I'm sure they're going to dismiss me as a junkie or something or assume I sold it if I call them and say, "Uh, so, I don't know how this happened..." but I kind of feel like I'm going to die if I don't get some fucking respite from these 15-minute coughing fits.


ETA:  Current temp...



I can't stay here another year.  I just can't do it.