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Greg Nog
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« on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:16:35 PM »
Because the "Who's a Drunk Poster?" thread is becoming way too derailed.

A simple question, to begin:  Best Second-in-Command officer?  I think there was some other thread once where peeps argued about the classic Best Captain question.
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DCDave
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:18:47 PM »
Clearly it was Jonathan Riker.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:21:01 PM »
Riker was a goddamn pompous windbag fathead.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:21:10 PM »
definitely Riker... because he is, as i said in the other thread, basically Kirk... right down to the cleft in the chin... but in Next Generation, he's not the boss, the far more cerebral Picard is... i believe this is some kind of statement... maybe Roddenberry getting the Captain he'd always wanted (ie, Christopher Pike)...
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:21:22 PM »
Really?  I was gonna go with Spock.  I mean, Riker's got the beard and all, but he just fucks up so much.  And seriously, dude, you're a grown man; get your own ship.
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DCDave
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:21:47 PM »
Guys, I said Jonathan, not William.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:24:02 PM »
Oh, you mean this kid?
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DCDave
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:25:04 PM »
No. I meant Thomas Riker.  I just got the name wrong.  

DAMMIT
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KlausFraktal
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:28:55 PM »
If Riker were captain, this freaky girl would have taken down the Federation flagship:



I think that says it all.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 15, 2006, 06:31:44 PM »
Dude, the first time I started playing Sudoku, all I could think about was that creepy eye-game.

Also:  NO ONE TRUST DAVE, HE'S A DIRTY MAQUIS SYMPATHIZER.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 15, 2006, 09:06:50 PM »
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Riker was a goddamn pompous windbag fathead.


Jeb, I love you, man... but I disagee. It is those things that make him a great first officer.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2006, 12:40:21 AM »
one vote for spock over here.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 16, 2006, 01:04:14 AM »
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Riker's got the beard
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 16, 2006, 01:24:29 AM »
Riker's beard is particularly magnificent in the final episode, 'All Good Things'... streaked with grey... full and lustrous... truly a beard worthy of Star Fleet...
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 16, 2006, 01:25:38 AM »
actually, i need to find and watch the episode in which it appears... or begins to appear...

or did the producers cheat us all by having it magically appear between seasons of the show?
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 16, 2006, 02:06:11 AM »
Man, I honestly can't answer the beard question... you just gotta KEEP WATCHING and find out. And report back to us. We wants to know.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 16, 2006, 06:21:18 AM »
oh man... i just saw the episode where we meet Data's EVIL MOTHERFUCKING TWIN... who is only a few cliches short of the compulsive twirling of a waxy black moustache... he has a facial tic for Dog's sake!!... i love this show!! why wasn't i watching this shit years ago??...
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 16, 2006, 10:44:48 AM »
convensive, the beard magically appears between Seasons 1 & 2.  When did you start watching ST:TNG?  Just a few days ago?  'Cause if so, and you're watching them in order... you're going to enjoy yourself.  With the possible exception of the last season, the episodes just keep getting more and more awesome.

The same is true of Deep Space Nine, which I was shocked to discover is actually good.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 16, 2006, 10:59:56 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 16, 2006, 11:09:03 AM »
i know i use this too much, but i think it is definately necessary here...
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 16, 2006, 11:36:11 AM »
Quote from: "convensive"
actually, i need to find and watch the episode in which it appears... or begins to appear...

or did the producers cheat us all by having it magically appear between seasons of the show?


i seem to remember it appearing between seasons one and two.

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convensive, the beard magically appears between Seasons 1 & 2.


i should really finish reading threads before i respond to them.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 16, 2006, 12:11:04 PM »
Spock... so sexxxy... oh lord. So creepy. Damn you, reese.
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DCDave
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 16, 2006, 12:22:36 PM »
Can I just holla at SG-1?
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 16, 2006, 12:24:16 PM »
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Can I just holla at SG-1?


With MACGYVER? Man. I dunno. Not my call; I say no because that show sucks seriously. Tho it's strangely and disconcertingly addictive. Oh god, is it ever.
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 16, 2006, 01:13:57 PM »
What about the hot chick with the parasite?  Does she count?
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