Lists

[hannah]

Games that have tormented me my entire life
*Duck Duck Goose

Nicknames I have my entire life, and thus which function as the reason for aforementioned torment
*Goose

People or fictional characters who weren't NOT the source of my nickname, kthxbye
*Mother Goose
*Goose Gossage
*Goose from Top Gun

Fictional character who WAS the source of my nickname
*Mr. Magoo

Exclamation I was thinking of adding after "Mr. Magoo" above
*Bitches!

Insult of choice that I just made up right now
*"Oh, go goose yourself."

Incidentally, things I have to do today
*Masturbate furiously

[RoyBiggins]

I always hated playing "Duck Duck Roy" too.

[coldforge]

Yeah, but I bet you got a pass in fuckin' "Pin the Tail on the Jew".

[rockmeamadeus]

Dave, don't be a NARC. I like you.

[DCDave]

Posts which I thought belonged in threads about Psychedelics

Dave, don't be a NARC. I like you.

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[dieblucasdie]

seeeee he's playing dumb, I was right.

[rockmeamadeus]

Drugs I Have Never Done:

- All. I am XXX. I don't drink alcohol either, and I am an Eagle Scout, twice confirmed.

[jebreject]

Things I have done today:
- Got too little sleep
- Missed my appointment with my therapist
- Became absolutely afraid to leave the house

Things I will do today:
- Nap
- Post on LPTJ
- Have annoying and frustrating arguments on lj
- Watch The Man Who Wasn't There
- Hopefully read

Things I probably will not do today, nor in the immediate future, although I probably should:
- Shower
- Smile
- Read
- Find out about getting disability
- Leave the house
- Talk to any of my friends
- Write

[transistor]

- antisocial? check.
- uncreative? check.
- migraines? check.
- foul mood? check.
- bills piling up? check.
- rent due? check.
- fridge full of groceries? (silence)
- clean laundry? check.
- couple of great friends? check.
- a few bucks to my name? check.
- long hellish day? double check.

[RoyBiggins]

Bands that people sure do seem to like, but I've never even heard a song by:
1.Two Gallants
2.Les Savy Fav
3.Broken Social Scene
4.Fugazi (Blake, I'm sorry.)

Believe it or not, I'm sure there are more.  But I have to go home from work now. See you all in about a half hour?  You bet.

[moloko_plus]

things that i don't hate right now:

1. my kittens
2. my dad
3. ice cream
4. the internet

[Maaik]

Videos I Scored from Three Big Boxes Labeled "Free" at my School:
UPS: Controlled Substance Testing
UPS: Hazardous Materials Response Training for Drivers, 2002
UPS: Hazardous Materials Response Training for Inside Employees, 2002
UPS: Hazardous Materials Response Training for Management, 2002

[jebreject]

Brian, I refuse to believe that you have never heard Fugazi.

[transistor]

jeb.  8)

[Lucy]

Partial List of People Nicknamed 'Goose'

*Hannah
*Lucy

[heather marie]

- antisocial? check.
- uncreative? check.
- migraines? check.
- foul mood? check.
- bills piling up? check.
- rent due? check.
- fridge full of groceries? (silence)
- clean laundry? check.
- couple of great friends? check.
- a few bucks to my name? check.
- long hellish day? double check.

this is totally my list. minus the "rent due" part.

[Lucy]

People I Wish I Could Hug Right Now In Particular:

*Heather Marie
*Transistor

[transistor]

*big hugs for heatherFLA and transistor*

kthx, yo. mucho obligado.

[Heathcote]

- Find out about getting disability

what's your disability?

[Maaik]

Jeb suffers from Carnivorous Beard Syndrome.

Things that have disappeared since Jeb's condition came out of remission:
Five houseplants.
Three of the accompanying pots.
Pot (dimebag).
TV Remote.
Copy of Beck's One Foot In The Grave.
Cetta.
Corduroy pants (black).
$3.47 in assorted change.

[jebreject]

Oh, Myke  

And Heather and Lucy and Dom and Transistor (what's yer real name, dude?) and everyone else here, it helps me considerably to know that I got y'all in my corner.

[The_Tourist]

things i will do tonight...

-wait
-answer phone
-poop (hopefully)
-sleep


things i will do tomorrow...

-go to the gym
-go to safeway for 10 for $10 sale (soup and salsa)
-possibly go to trader joes for $2 bottle of wine and maybe a pizza
-go to winco (aka white trash grocery store) for rest of groceries
-hit golf balls with my roomate
-drink wine
-drink gin and tonics and/or martinis (if i don't get the wine...or even if i do)
-go to jazz club
-pass out


things i will do before i die...

-stop sucking
-become a cool old guy with a hat and an ever present glass of scotch

[rockmeamadeus]

4.Fugazi (Blake, I'm sorry.)

It's ok. I think the other three bands on your list kinda suck (sorry, everyone) so... I guess it works out alright?

Wait no it isn't ok. I hate you, Bwian. I fuckin hate you and your heathen god and I am sending you a Fugazi tape, now. I was going to make you a crush tape but instead you're getting some Fugazi tunes. Maybe a crush tape/Fugazi tape? That'd be bangin'.

People Who I Actually (no shit! Lucy saw me do it!) Sent Packages to Yesterday:
-Jeb
-Dom

[silentsigh89]

things I ate today while I wasn't hungry:
1 piece of garlic bread
2 pieces of chocolate
1 bowl of grapenuts

questions I pretended not to hear:
where where you this morning?
why is your hand shaking?
did you get a haircut?
are you always this pale?
are you busy after school?

questions I answered by saying "ugh. your face is _____"
want to know why your handwriting will always remind me of a two year old? (the answer was "because it sucks!!!)
why did you make me sick?
why are you so STUPID?
who hit you with the ugly stick?
remember that one time when your voice didn't sound like a cartoon?!

[dumbfish]

Fictional character who WAS the source of my nickname
*Mr. Magoo

My dog's last name. His nose is good, his vision not so much.  

(And, no, I don't think he oughta have my name.  Red knives bleed into my peripheral vision when I hear people who refer to themselves as their pet's parents.  (It's a hop and a skip from there to visiting pet psychics.)  He's my dog, I'm his person.  So simple.)

Oh, and to get back on-topic, last names of other dogs I've had (chronological order):
Jones
Roo
Finch