running assists

[Steve]

For 2 nights this week i've had to be the dopey friend who has to run game in order for their friend to have a chance with a girl.  this is the official thread to say eff that.

[lucky strike]

the fuck, son? how that shit work? dunny just tag you in or what?

[John]

I have a good feeling about this thread.

[elpollodiablo]

Stop breeding, you fools! My health plan is sterilization for women, libido-diminishing drugs for men! Also, burkhas.

[jebreject]

i am against that plan

[Steve]

Lucky Strike - the problem is that shit DON'T work.
I mean on the day to day, yeah okay I'll help a brotha out.  no doubt.  But when what you spit isn't gettin you anywhere.  what the fuck son.  MEANWHILE I immediately lose any chance with the "friend".

[sedita]

bro's before hoes!




bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes.

how's that go?

[Andrew_TSKS]

so wait, you were acting as a go-between? like, "yo girl, my friend digs you"?

that shit stops working in about 9th grade.

[Steve]

I think we have our slang signals crossed.  my friend wanted to hook up with some girl.  she had a friend with her.  I had to talk to the friend so he could talk to the one he was interested in.

[Andrew_TSKS]

oh man. lame.

i'm assuming that your friend didn't get anywhere with his flirting?

[Steve]

nope.  the girls even drove by us as we walked home, honked and like a chump my friend didn't call em on his phone.  it was all wrong!

[lucky strike]

oh, word. i thought ol' boy was trying to two-on-one mack a girl and then claim all the game as his own. you know, having a cat perpetrate and then later act like it was him all along 'cause he has no game. fool, i ain't tryin' to hate, but it sounds like your boy is an herb. fuck this double-dating shit, for real. what kinda girl ain't gon' give a man the time of day lest her friend be dated by said man's friend, too? shit don't make sense, dunny.

[Steve]

word.  the bullshit of it all tho is that for a hot minute we were in there.  like back to their place style.  then came some bullshit talk about how the one had just broken up with a boyfriend and all that ish.  so of course I had to bounce.  there's talk of seein em again tomorrow but I think he's gonna have to do that on his own.  i'll be elswhere doin big things.

[WhereTheSlimeLive]

Prose before Hoes

[John]

hoes before foes

aww yeah great chain of being all up in this piece

[sedita]

steve, my man, the real question is,
you gots no love for this other bird?

then jet, yo.
you gots to look out for you.

[Steve]

to paraphrase murs I was just trying to smack cheeks.

[WhereTheSlimeLive]

bitch, man, it's what it's gonna be

SMOKE EM IF YA GOT THEM!

[max]

***image: muthafuckin Bard of Avon***

Prose before Hoes

Verse, actually:

Lysander  Ay me! for aught that ever I could read,  
Could ever hear by tale or history,  
The course of true love never did run smooth;
But....it stood upon the choice of friends,
Hermia  O hell! to choose love by another,Aeos eye.  
Lysander Or, if there were a sympathy in choice,  
War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it,  
Making it momentany as a sound,
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream,  
Brief as the lightning in the collied night,  
That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,  
And ere a man hath power to say, ,AeoBehold!,Aeo
The jaws of darkness do devour it up:  
So quick bright things come to confusion.  
Hermia  If then true lovers have been ever cross,Aeod,  
It stands as an edict in destiny:
Then let us teach our trial patience,  
Because it is a customary cross,  
As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs,  
Wishes and tears, poor fancy,Aeos followers.

Midsummer Night's Dream, Act I, Scene I

[Steve]

Since failed attempts to obtain another's "good graces"  are pretty universal I move we use this thread to talk about such times.  Excessive slang isn't required BUT makes you seem fucking awesome.  now git it crackin b.

[lucky strike]

to paraphrase murs I was just trying to smack cheeks.

this is some of the rawest shit i've ever read on LPTJ.

i hope you realize, g, that if you just lookin' to hit but ya boy gets all Cory Matthews over a bitch friend, then you finna have some fucked up problems. be on a lookout tip for that. stay up, fool.

[lucky strike]

***image: muthafuckin Bard of Avon***

Prose before Hoes

around here, there is some MC who calls himself "Shakespurr"

[Steve]

Shakespurr is a hot ta def name.  just so ya'llz know, cause i know you be lovin my steez.  tonight i'm goin to the same bar we met them ladies last week.  bout to get real real crunk in it and see what's up.

also how is the joke option winning.

[swilkes]

Please keep this thread kicking. How'd tonite go, Steve?

Also, vote "hoes before foes"! Somebody p-shop that onto a Kerry/Edwards sign pleez.

[Steve]

dude!  quick and dirty.  http://members.cox.net/lgfr/ho.jpg

also tonight is 50 cent PBR night.  Expect updates from ya boi.