Cheese Question.

Maaik

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« Reply #25 on: Nov 14, 2007, 11:46:40 PM »

Quote from: das kranke Tier on Nov 14, 2007, 01:29:48 PM

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Quote from: das kranke Tier on Nov 14, 2007, 09:25:05 AM

Off Topic from cheese, but on topic in another sense....

There is a hotel in Atlanta. It's a real David Lynch-ian kind of joint...the name escapes me at present. Anyway, in the basement of this hotel is this really strange bar (also straight out of a Lynch movie). There is an old stripper there with gigantic boobs that will crush beer cans and pummel your face with them. My brother and his friends took me there when I was in town once and decided to treat me to one of her "dances"... the memory still makes me cringe a bit.

If you're talking about what I think you are, it's the Clairemont, the strip club is the Clariemont Lounge, and the old stripper is named Blondie.

Ding Ding Ding

Winner! That's it! That place is fucked up!

And Jeb, you're dead wrong dude...fishy part is on the bottom.

(It's actually spelled 'Clairmont') My drummer ended his bachelor party there. They do karaoke there as well and the bartender will sometimes buy you your drinks if he likes what you're singing.

Dave Attell went there while he was in Atlanta taping Insomniac: [link redacted cos ComCen's web site is retarded.]


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Re: Cheese Question.

« Reply #26 on: Nov 15, 2007, 12:52:05 AM »

Jim and Gary Heart


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« Reply #27 on: Nov 15, 2007, 08:41:05 AM »

Did you get pummeled by Blondie's breasts, Maaik?


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« Reply #28 on: Nov 16, 2007, 10:16:14 AM »

Never been there. I mean, seriously, I'm a slight 5'8" Asian dude. Unless I'm gonna go with a friend I can hide behind, I ain't walkin into the Clairmont.

My friend Brian almost took me there during my pre-nuptual shindig. He said he drove into the parking lot, saw these 50 year old strippers coming into work with their duffel bags full of clothes--the obviously rough-and-stabby clientele waiting for them--and pulled right hell back out onto Ponce. We went to the Cheetah instead.


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« Reply #29 on: Nov 16, 2007, 10:18:45 AM »

Next time I'm up that way, we're hittin' the fuckin' Clairmont...I will buy you a face-pummeling and you'll be a better man for it.


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« Reply #30 on: Nov 16, 2007, 10:19:33 AM »

I'm down. I'll invite my friend Bernie along. It'll be a good ol' time.


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« Reply #31 on: Nov 16, 2007, 11:04:14 AM »

I'm coming along to the Clairmont.
Myke.


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« Reply #32 on: Nov 16, 2007, 11:45:55 AM »

that sounds like a dandy good time.


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« Reply #33 on: Nov 16, 2007, 11:57:38 AM »

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« Reply #34 on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:24:17 PM »

Damn, I miss everything...


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« Reply #35 on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:27:22 PM »

You didn't really miss anything. Her edit just added "along to the Clairemont. Myke."


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« Reply #36 on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:36:42 PM »

Oh, well that's lame. I feel better now. Thanks, Jim!


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