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SPACERACE
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« Reply #200 on: Jun 11, 2007, 03:00:51 PM »
raisins? gross?


UH OH A DELICIOUS BURST OF SWEET CHEWY FRUIT FLAVOR RUN FOR THE HILLS
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #201 on: Jun 11, 2007, 03:19:13 PM »
Also I must dispute the idea that celery is gross.  It's part of my balanced breakfast each morning.  It's crisp and refreshing!  Also, you can chew those stringy bits for a long time, which is kind of like grazing, which is pretty fun.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #202 on: Jun 11, 2007, 04:03:07 PM »
jeb has summed up my reasons for finding that snack distasteful with 100% accuracy.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #203 on: Jun 11, 2007, 06:35:33 PM »
Greg has yet to be wrong about anything in this entire thread.  Maybe this entire world.
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« Reply #204 on: Jun 11, 2007, 06:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jun 11, 2007, 03:19:13 PM
Also I must dispute the idea that celery is gross.  It's part of my balanced breakfast each morning.  It's crisp and refreshing!  Also, you can chew those stringy bits for a long time, which is kind of like grazing, which is pretty fun.

I thought you ate tuna for breakfast.


I would not eat celery for a very long time starting from age six because I thought the stringy bits made it look like bugs, specifically grasshoppers. Now I think that is the best part.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #205 on: Jun 11, 2007, 06:57:08 PM »
Usually, the combo is: can of tuna, stalk of celery, water and caffeine and vitamins.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #206 on: Jun 11, 2007, 06:59:38 PM »
yick

I mean


I bet you smell real pretty
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Trousers and Pat
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« Reply #207 on: Jun 11, 2007, 08:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jun 11, 2007, 12:14:05 PM
Well, then!  Now that you boys have gotten that out of your system, why don't we come inside and I'll see about making you some ants on a log!



those aren't ants. they're ticks on a log. 
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« Reply #208 on: Jun 11, 2007, 08:04:40 PM »
celery IS gross but greg has been right about everything else.  mainly, because people who agree with me tend to be right.   Cool
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morgan
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« Reply #209 on: Jun 11, 2007, 09:03:29 PM »
Man, I could really go for some celery right now.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #210 on: Jun 11, 2007, 09:11:07 PM »
Quote from: Trousers and Pat on Jun 11, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jun 11, 2007, 12:14:05 PM
Well, then!  Now that you boys have gotten that out of your system, why don't we come inside and I'll see about making you some ants on a log!



those aren't ants. they're ticks on a log. 
Ticks on a dick, even.
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« Reply #211 on: Jun 11, 2007, 10:26:23 PM »
sleep, that's where there's a tick on my penis!
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« Reply #212 on: Jun 11, 2007, 10:41:48 PM »
Yay Jeb.

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jebreject
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« Reply #213 on: Jun 12, 2007, 12:39:27 AM »
I would just like to state for the record that raisins are an offense to humanity
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #214 on: Jun 12, 2007, 04:23:31 AM »
all you just stated was that you don't like good things

have you only ever had bullshit sunkist raisins or whatever? the shit with the mr. raisin dude? because that stuff's not that good. not worth fighting for. however, good raisins, made from good grapes, are mind-bendingly good.
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« Reply #215 on: Jun 12, 2007, 04:24:45 AM »
ticks on a dick is totally the new name for that snack.
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jebreject
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« Reply #216 on: Jun 12, 2007, 12:23:42 PM »
yes reese, i have had "good raisins."  i use scare quotes 'cause there's no such thing as a "good" raisin.
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DCDave
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« Reply #217 on: Jun 12, 2007, 02:16:18 PM »
What about figs.
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Maaik
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« Reply #218 on: Jun 12, 2007, 02:49:58 PM »
Figs are delicious, if a little disturbingly fleshy.  Like the first time I ate one, all I could think about was that part in Naked Lunch where the typewriter unfolds into that fleshy humping monster.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #219 on: Jun 12, 2007, 02:58:34 PM »
My entire childhood, I always heard about prunes like they were some kinda joke.  Some shriveled awful thing that makes you poop immediately.  Then I had a prune for the first time, and I was all, "THESE ARE DELICIOUS, I HAVE BEEN LIED TO."
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« Reply #220 on: Jun 12, 2007, 02:59:56 PM »
And then you pooped, didn't you?
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #221 on: Jun 12, 2007, 04:35:32 PM »
Quote from: jebreject on Jun 12, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
yes reese, i have had "good raisins."  i use scare quotes 'cause there's no such thing as a "good" raisin.
so now the only assumption that is left for me is that you've lost all of your taste buds and part of your mind in what must have been an emotionally scarring accident.

seriously, what is bad about them and do not say "the taste" or "the texture" because those are not answers
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« Reply #222 on: Jun 12, 2007, 04:50:09 PM »
I did poop, eventually, yes. 

I think Lt. Worf was actually the motivator behind me finally trying prunes.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #223 on: Jun 12, 2007, 05:13:21 PM »
Quote from: SPACERACE on Jun 12, 2007, 04:35:32 PM
Quote from: jebreject on Jun 12, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
yes reese, i have had "good raisins."  i use scare quotes 'cause there's no such thing as a "good" raisin.
so now the only assumption that is left for me is that you've lost all of your taste buds and part of your mind in what must have been an emotionally scarring accident.

seriously, what is bad about them and do not say "the taste" or "the texture" because those are not answers

sure they are, and completely subjective ones, to boot.

i'm just sayin.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #224 on: Jun 12, 2007, 05:24:17 PM »
nope. things have attributes, which one can like or dislike. "taste" is not one. the different things that it tastes like are.
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