Thank the Deities It's Football (Americano) Season AGAIN

[Andrew_TSKS]

does people naming their children absolutely any moronic thing in the world really surprise anyone anymore?

[jebreject]

The Plaxico-Burress Corporation would totally make anti-depressants. And rope.

[Thermofusion]

fake Wikipedia article for Plaxico-Burress:

The Burress Co. was a mid-size Long Island-based rope manufacturer.  Shortly after going public, it was acquired in a 1937 hostile takeover by The H. Wilhelm Plax, III Upper Hudson & Atlantic Pharmaceutical & Sundry Corporation to form Plaxico-Burress.  The buy out was approved just in time to apply for a Plaxico-Buress pavilion near the midway of the 1939 New York World's Fair, sandwiched between the General Motors and International Mutoscope Reel Co. pavilions.  Exhibits included an animatronic, pill-popping snowman who hung himself every 15 minutes and thrilling sword swallowers hailing from the farthest reaches of the Orient. 

[andronicus]

Dude go post it.  That's more factual than half the shit on Wikipedia.

In the neighborhood of horrible names, I was in the cd section of Border's today and saw a cd for a band called AIDEN so naturally I was like, 'gechhh I have to see this' and sure enough on the front cover it said, "FOR FANS OF AFI, ATREYU, AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE", thus drawing a direct causal link to two phenomena yuppie scions and their whitebread second-best imitators use to shit on this world