The Annoyance Never Stops!

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 . . . continue our bitching here.

[milesofsparks]

One thing that Windows has, hands down, over OS X: the calculator. This thing sucks!

wait, what?  dude, there's a calculator on the dashboard.  or was that a funny?

in annoyance, there is a female ginkgo tree around the corner from work in full stinkefication.  oh. my. god.  and today I got distracted by running into a friend on the way out and forgot to walk down the other street.  blech.

[elpollodiablo]

No man, I'm sayin: the calculator on the dashboard, it sucks. That little orange bugger? Sucks!

Also ginko trees are effing disgusting

[Mike24]

yeah, the mac calc isn't great.  but it helps if you press the number lock and use the alternate number pad.  or there are other calculator programs on the apple website.

also, ginkgo trees are awesome.

[coldforge]

oh wait, is THAT what we're talking about? OS X has a full-fledged calculator program, just like Windows. The dashboard is just for quick figures.

[The_Tourist]

some person two cars up on the freeway jammed on their breaks. bmw in front of me hits her breaks. big shitty truck with shitty brakes i'm in runs into bmw. guy behind me and guy behind him end up in the shoulder beside me.

i left an indentation and black mark the size of half-dollar on her bumper and the first thing she says is "well, that whole thing will need to be replaced" before taking down my insurance information. i should've hit it a few more times to get my money's worth.

oh...and if this had happened tomorrow instead i'd be in a new car with working brakes that doesn't run into shit quite so easily.

[jebreject]

I thought I was getting my new (to me) computer this weekend, but I guess not. Hurmph.

Also I am annoyed for another reason, but that might be more MHC-appropriate

[jebreject]

holy shit dude that SUCKS

[Swimmy]

I'm playing Wind Waker. This stupid little bird girl is playing a song on her mini-harp, but she only uses one hand. How can she control the pitch of the notes without controlling the string? Haven't these fuckers ever seen Donald in Mathmagic Land?

Fuck.

Drunk post.

[Maaik]

No man, I'm sayin: the calculator on the dashboard, it sucks. That little orange bugger? Sucks!

Because of this, I started messing around with my dashboard calculator.  You can make it talk in a soothing female voice, which is nice.  It also does bunches of conversions and whatnot.  I don't use it that often or for anything really complex, so I can't speak to it sucking, but it at least seems useful.

Why don't you just buy a fucking TI86 if yr gonna be so demanding of a calculator?

[RavingLunatic]

Woke up this morning to awful stomach pain and bloating. Also, 2 months ago I got a pill stuck in my throat and it fucking burned a hole in my esophagus, giving me bad chest pain and unable to move much at all for a day. Anyways, the acid reflux from this morning is burning that esophagal hole anew, and my chest hurts like hell again. I did throw up about 15 minutes ago and since then my stomach feels a little better. Jesus this is miserable though. Ugh.

[elpollodiablo]

No man, I'm sayin: the calculator on the dashboard, it sucks. That little orange bugger? Sucks!

Because of this, I started messing around with my dashboard calculator.  You can make it talk in a soothing female voice, which is nice.  It also does bunches of conversions and whatnot.  I don't use it that often or for anything really complex, so I can't speak to it sucking, but it at least seems useful.

Why don't you just buy a fucking TI86 if yr gonna be so demanding of a calculator?

Why don't YOU buy a calculator


For your MOTHER

[jebreject]

And then stick it in her VAGINA

And then VIDEO TAPE IT

And then send it to POLLO

So he can JERK OFF TO IT

[elpollodiablo]

Jeb always has to take it...

ONE STEP BEYOND

[hannah]

Which, for those keeping track, is right around googol times the square root of e, over zero.

But I suppose you'd need a decent calculator to know that.

[alex]

Damn, I had no idea I'd been so sloppy while writing down citations/making the bibliography of my master's thesis.

This is going to be a looong evening if proofreading and corrections. But hey, I've only been at the office for 9 hours now! 40 hours or so between Tuesday and today!

Not so nice.

[RoyBiggins]

I'm already having a day where most of the people who work at my company speaking to me makes me think about just yelling at them to pull their heads out of their asses and do their jobs.  I skipped lunch to get some stuff done for an ungrateful and kind of ididotic engineer, so I just went out to the nearest fast food place and got something to tide me over (chicken strips, y'all. Just some chicken strips and a dr. pepper.)

Just now, my co-worker you all know as "Captain Douchecomet" who does NOTHING just came into the office sniffing.  From like thirty feet away. Loud, quick sniffs like somebody pretending to be a bloodhound.  And he wandered his way over to my desk and leered over at me in a way that made me just want to flip out at him and he goes "YUP!  THAT'S IT!  Man, my salivary glands are just going nuts." and sits down at his desk.

He's just creepy.

[RoyBiggins]

The sad thing is, that should only be funny.

[RoyBiggins]

Also, I swear I'm not being too harsh about the engineer.  This is a dude who was asking me about buying a new TV, and he asked me if he needed to get one of the new "High Density" ones, or if he could just get a regular one.  He also brought down seven pages printed out from Verizon's website to have me help him pick out a cell phone.  It seems that he had gone into the verizon store and told them that he just wanted "the kind of phone that terrorists would use" 'cause he didn't want a lot of extra features or a fragile handset.

[Greg Nog]

"the kind of phone that terrorists would use"

Oh man, I hope they handed him a phone with a big red X through the flag of Israel.

[YojimboMonkey]

They made a little call and he joined this august company

He'll be on his shiny new phone talking about some new pants he bought and he'll say "these pants are the BOMB" and 3 agents will jump out of a bush and wrestle him to the ground and start pulling his pants off.  Because we are motherfucking EFFICIENT

[Greg Nog]

I like the idea of the President keeping agents inside him.  Like, in his ribcage, all Ghost-Of-Christmas-Future-in-Scrooged style.

[jebreject]

BRIAN QUIT YOUR JOB ALREADY

You need to get outta there. It's only going to make you kill yourself. And if you killed yourself, I'd be totally bummed.

[elpollodiablo]

I, on the other hand, will win $10 from Greg

[Greg Nog]

Man, goad him all you like, pollo, I still maintain that the Biggins's wrists are indestructible like diamonds.  Nothing can cut through their hardened rope-like exterior.