Cheese Question.

[coldforge]

So let's say you're eating some cheese. White makes a move which puts the black king into check. So black has to make a move which gets the king out of check, right? But what if there is a move black can make which checkmates the white king, even if it does not remove the black king from check? I mean, it kind of does, insofar as it would end the cheese. But is black allowed to make that move? I'm pretty sure it can't, and that it must move its own king out of check instead, but I'm hoping that someone can confirm or deny that with some certainty.
   

[RoyBiggins]

That depends.  What kind of cheese?

[Maaik]

Monterey Jack to Queen's Cheddar 4.
Gouda takes Jarlsburg

[Aglaya]

I'm gonna back up Myke, unless you still have your Gouda.  Do you still have your Gouda?

[El_Josharino]

If you'd castle your provolone you wouldn't have to worry about it.

[Maaik]

stick your penis in the brie

[Greg Nog]

You're eating black cheese now?  Is this some kind of freaky eXtreme Gorgonzola?

[theartlessmonster]

black cheese to me just seems like it would be old and moldy cheddar cheese.

hmm....

cheese.
chess.
chesse.
cheste.
chestey morgan.

oops sorry i need to get a handle on my free association problem.

[Greg Nog]

I actually did a presentation about his movie in a film class

how you like me now, auto

[auto-da-fey]

how you like me now, auto

I already liked you, of course, but hot damn, I'd like to hear more about this presentation. Did you use that Michael Bowen article "Embodiment and Realization: The Many Film-Bodies of Doris Wishman"? I love that thing. I'm not actually a fan of her Chesty Morgan efforts, to be honest; I'm more into the 1960s B&W potboilers, myself. But still, what a fascinating woman--Wishman, that is, though I guess Chesty is of morbid curiosity as well.

[Greg Nog]

Actually, I can't remember what secondary sources we used; it wasn't a very big presentation, just a little ten-minute thing for a feminist film class.  The main thing about it that sticks in my head was that the school library didn't have Deadly Weapons, so my professor had to special-order it.  So after it got sent to the school, I had a message from my professor on my voice-mail, saying "Hey, Greg.  I have your porno."

[das kranke Tier]

Off Topic from cheese, but on topic in another sense....

There is a hotel in Atlanta.  It's a real David Lynch-ian kind of joint...the name escapes me at present.  Anyway, in the basement of this hotel is this really strange bar (also straight out of a Lynch movie).  There is an old stripper there with gigantic boobs that will crush beer cans and pummel your face with them.  My brother and his friends took me there when I was in town once and decided to treat me to one of her "dances"... the memory still makes me cringe a bit.

[FreddyKnuckles]

There's a bar in Great Falls, Montana that is in a hotel, with a glass window into a swimming pool where a lady dressed in a mermaid costume swims around in front of the window for the bar patrons.

[das kranke Tier]

But will she pummel them to the point of tears with her cleavage?

[auto-da-fey]

The main thing about it that sticks in my head was that the school library didn't have Deadly Weapons,

I think my head would explode if it did carry it. Other than some grindhouse movies at the UCLA film archive, which form a specific collection that was donated by their producer, I'm not aware of any library carrying films like that. I'm sure someone can come up with a counterexample somewhere, but as a general rule, I don't think this stuff gets picked up.

[FreddyKnuckles]

But will she pummel them to the point of tears with her cleavage?

blucas' and my dad:

"real mermaids don't wear tops!"

[das kranke Tier]

Your dad is quite correct

[Greg Nog]

The main thing about it that sticks in my head was that the school library didn't have Deadly Weapons,

I think my head would explode if it did carry it.

I was actually kind of surprised that we had to special-order it.  My school had some odd films available.  And after this one was ordered, it got added to the video circulation, so now any future student who wants to write about Chesty Morgan is free to get the VHS from the library.

I've done my part to make academia a breastier place.

[jebreject]

And you fucks have actually SEEN a mermaid? COME ON!

[jebreject]

Real mermaids are scaly all over!

Real mermaids have the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!

[Aglaya]

Off Topic from cheese, but on topic in another sense....

There is a hotel in Atlanta.  It's a real David Lynch-ian kind of joint...the name escapes me at present.  Anyway, in the basement of this hotel is this really strange bar (also straight out of a Lynch movie).  There is an old stripper there with gigantic boobs that will crush beer cans and pummel your face with them.  My brother and his friends took me there when I was in town once and decided to treat me to one of her "dances"... the memory still makes me cringe a bit.

If you're talking about what I think you are, it's the Clairemont, the strip club is the Clariemont Lounge, and the old stripper is named Blondie.

[das kranke Tier]

Off Topic from cheese, but on topic in another sense....

There is a hotel in Atlanta.  It's a real David Lynch-ian kind of joint...the name escapes me at present.  Anyway, in the basement of this hotel is this really strange bar (also straight out of a Lynch movie).  There is an old stripper there with gigantic boobs that will crush beer cans and pummel your face with them.  My brother and his friends took me there when I was in town once and decided to treat me to one of her "dances"... the memory still makes me cringe a bit.

If you're talking about what I think you are, it's the Clairemont, the strip club is the Clariemont Lounge, and the old stripper is named Blondie.

Ding Ding Ding

Winner!  That's it!  That place is fucked up!

And Jeb, you're dead wrong dude...fishy part is on the bottom.

[YojimboMonkey]

That's the stupid way

[das kranke Tier]

THAT IS NONSENSE!

[C of heartbreak]

Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?