You Never Got a Reason, But You Put It On My Tab: New Drunk Thread

[diesel_powered]

Andrew, I would get haWASTED around you.

[jebreject]

guys this is 2 nites in a roll i am so drunk and my lungz hurt from smokn 2 many cigarettz

[girl]

Oh, right, drinking.  Good idea!

Oh, right, drinking.  Good idea!

I had tentative plans to see the new Woody Allen with my mom, but the theatre it's playing at has a bad heating system, and pretty cold outside so we postponed. Cocoa with Chambord for breakfast, followed by an afternoon jakarta.

[diesel_powered]

Cocoa with Chambord for breakfast

Marry me.

[Antero]

So we stopped off in the liquor store before we went to the karaoke box, and the bassist and I are looking around and then I grab him and say "Hey hey hey hey hey want to go halves on a bottle of Macallan 12?" and he says "Heck yeah!"

What a good idea!

...

Iiiii drank too much.

[FreddyKnuckles]

I was really freaked out for a second because I had plans to drink beer.  Then I walked to the liquor store and it was really cold and it was closed.  And then I was like "oh fuck! its sunday!" and I was like "nooo!  no beer!"  so I panicked and bought like 3 bottles of tonic water at cvs partly because I didn't want to stand in front of the barred gates of the liquor store looking dismayed any longer and partly because I've got a buttload of gin at home, but I'd been looking forward to beer all day. 

So then I texted dave, who was like "you can totes by beer at the grocery stores on sunday, at least you can at the safeway over here" so I was like "Cool" so I walked back home and got in my car and the fucker wouldn't start! Second time this has happened in the last 2 weeks. I need a new battery, mine is old.  So I decided to come inside and warm up.  There is a Giant grocery that sells beer abotu a half a mile from here and I really wanted some goddammed beer.  The whole time I'm walking, I'm trying to remember what the sign in front of the beer section says.  Is it "beer and wine sold M-Sat 9am-10pm" or is it "beer and wine sold M-Sun 9am-10pm" and part of me even remember seeing "beer and wine sold M-sat 9am-10pm; Sunday 9am-5pm" and it was 6 when I was walking.  So I get there and it is picked over as FUCK.  Must be a lot of people who realized they don't work tomorrow and could get drunk tonight and had nowhere else to go.  So the best deal was on some Pilsner Urquell which I haven't had forever and is pretty good, and a 6pk of winter moon.  Walked back in the cold.  Ate some leftover hot wings from last night. already pounded 3 pilsners.  They taste fantastic

[Aglaya]

So currently, me and my roomates are all poor.  Due to that fact, I have been sampling many different kinds of malt liquor.  Mostly Hurricane and Old English.  Thus far, Hurricane seems to lead to the most fun.  I have no idea why, but we have the most fun when we're drinking Hurricane.
That said, I still look forward to when I can afford good alcohol again.

[FreddyKnuckles]

Mickey's


Mickey's


Mickey's

buy Mickey's

[Aglaya]

Does it come in 40s?  Or 32s, really, that's mostly what we've been ddrinking.

[diesel_powered]

Just hit th' corner store
you know what you lookin' for
ST.IDES!

[FreddyKnuckles]

Mickey's Malt liquor comes in convenient 40 oz bottles.

Mickey's Malt Liquor also comes in wide mouth 24 oz cans

Mickey's Ice (aka Stingers) comes in wide mouth 24 oz cans

Usually, Mickey's is the same price as Olde English

It tastes like skunky rolling rock, whereas olde english tastes like skunky vomit.

[Aglaya]

Sweet.  I'll make sure we try that next time.  I'll report back.

[FreddyKnuckles]

Some old people call Mickey's "hand grenades" because back in the day they made these little short fat bottles

[elpollodiablo]

They still do, my dad buys em

[FreddyKnuckles]

Apparently they come in this form which I am unfamiliar with


this form, which I am all too familiar with


this form, which I also am all to familiar with (Mickey's ice = stingers)


and this way, though I've never seen em with ufc logos

[Aglaya]

That's the Mickey's I've known.  My ex loved those.

[FreddyKnuckles]

as long as you're drinking like a bum, Aglaya, you should probably invest in some triple b's. Mr. boston's blackberry brandy.  Hobo booze at its best.  With it, you can make a Peter's Steel Berry Balls Blast.


Peter's Steel Berry Balls Blast:

Ingredients:
1 24 oz can of Steel Reserve High Gravity
1 750 ml bottle of Mr. Boston's Blackberry Brandy

Process:
1. Open Steel Reserve and begin to consume.  Careful! Don't consume too quickly! It's pristine taste may encourage you to chug the whole can, but this recipe asks you to drink only half and then stop.
2.  Set half consumed Steely on a hard flat surface.  Give it a little swirl
3.  Carefully begin to pour Blackberry Brandy into the mouth of the steely.
4. Stop pouring when can is around 7/10 to 9/10 full
5. Swirl carefully for around 30 seconds.  Let the can sit.
6. give it two more little swirls and consume, to death.

[andronicus]

Ahahahaha awesome.

edit to add that the instructions for making that are probably more than I would be capable of performing were I drunk enough to actually think it might be a good idea.

[FreddyKnuckles]

the hard part is pouring in the brandy.

Sometimes we'd get one of those big 64oz plastic cups from the gas station and just pour the whole mess into there.  But it got really warm.  It's just better all in the can.
 
I'd also recommend keeping the brandy in the freezer before doing this.

This recipe was created by the hardest core drinker I've ever know

He makes me look like tsks.  He makes ANYONE look like tsks.

he's the one on the right

[andronicus]

I used to get mad fucked up on Steel Reserve when I lived in Fla.

[girl]

Cocoa with Chambord for breakfast

Marry me.

It was a little sweet and girly, which generally goes against my preferences, but I can't deny that it was delicious. I'm thinking that it would make a good evening drink, as well.

[FreddyKnuckles]

I can think of no better way to spend my sunday night:



that deep space 9 for genesis

[El_Josharino]

I love/hate Steel Reserve.

[elpollodiablo]

Old chach dude's cocktail reminds me of the Satan cocktail which led to multiple visits from the local constabulary on July 4 a few years ago:

1 bottle Everclear
Two tall cans Busch
1 can concentrated lemonade drink

Combine in Thermos cooler

Serve

[El_Josharino]

Summer brew!

That's what the dude who first showed that mixture to me many years ago called it anyway. He put Sprite in it too, which was kinda weird, but worked pretty well. Tropical tasting delicious stuff, that.