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C of heartbreak
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« on: Mar 01, 2008, 08:33:58 PM »
New random thread!

I just realized the board's kind of empty because it's saturday night, but it may as well be thursday for me.

Do you really have The Plague, alex?
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HOW WOULD I BE? WHAT WOULD I DO?
alexandra
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 01, 2008, 08:36:10 PM »
i wish it was the real Plague, but, no I'm just sickly and dizzy.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 01, 2008, 08:48:57 PM »
I'm going to fetch a steak. Cooking and drunk on the internet night it is!
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
nonotyet
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 02, 2008, 03:00:01 PM »
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 02, 2008, 04:24:58 PM »
Holy shit why must this hangover still be occurring

Not cool
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think 'on the road.'
santaclaustral
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 02, 2008, 05:06:28 PM »
Today was 24 degrees Celsius outside. Wednesday is forecast to be heavy snow. wtf weather?
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:01:31 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Mar 02, 2008, 04:24:58 PM
Holy shit why must this hangover still be occurring

Not cool
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:05:51 PM »
I heard blucas is a bitch and sets his mouses free.
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
dieblucasdie
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:08:48 PM »
heh the first one got set free, but only because I caught him before the traps did.  The second one got poisoned to death.

I mean, it's not every day one gets the chance to dump a bunch of baby rats in the garbage.
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Wally
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:13:21 PM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Mar 02, 2008, 06:08:48 PM
I mean, it's not every day one gets the chance to dump a bunch of baby rats in the garbage.

Blucas, you're obviously running in the wrong circles.
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Thus begin the chronicles of the Self-Loathing Gay Commando.
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:44:47 PM »
that learnt em. 

Uh, we can't tell mom, right?  Uh, just tell her you're cleaning out the cage and talk really loud as you walk past her so that she can't hear the baby rat squeals.  I'll stay hear and hold the big rat... with a leather glove, just in case it starts having weired maternal fighty actions. 

Freddy walks the cage full of baby rats outside...

Unlatches the cage from its base...

Like a waiter pulling the cover off of a tray he removes the wire...

Turns the base upside down into the hot black garbage bin...

Sets all down and piles some compost over the top to conceal the evidence and not freak out the neighbors...

Sprays all that nasty shit down with the pressure hose...



gives it a fancy paper towel wipe...

relieves mr blucas of his duty...
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 02, 2008, 06:49:11 PM »
I still wake up screaming "SPLINTER! NO! SPLINTER I'M SORRY"


Mom had a mouse too.  Best case scenario: mouse eats poison; tipper eats mouse.
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
girl
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 02, 2008, 10:15:51 PM »
Hi! I'm in NY for the week. I'm posting from this:
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my new toy computer. It's the cutest thing, really. It looks like a Barbie computer. It runs Linux, so I have to get to learn Linux, which is annoying fun. I can't get it to sync with my phone, so that's a project anyhow. I didn't kill anything today. Not even a mouse.
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this is a story and you're not in it
Ashley
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 02, 2008, 10:23:02 PM »
They tempt me.
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dogg you ain't gotta rustle outside in cloaks of darkness and shit
hannah
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 02, 2008, 10:26:17 PM »
My head is killing me. I just spent the past hour wanting to rip iMovie a new one. Anyway, the third installment of my Munch epic is forthcoming -- tomorrow, probably, considering how much I hate this stupid program. I have killed my mouse! My guinea pig lives on, however.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 02, 2008, 11:17:27 PM »
Third!? Did I miss one?
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think 'on the road.'
hannah
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 02, 2008, 11:25:37 PM »
Ah, yes, I posted it on Friday night in the movie thread: Part II. Part III will be up tomorrow indeed.
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Maaik
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 03, 2008, 10:20:32 AM »
Quote from: girl on Mar 02, 2008, 10:15:51 PM
Hi! I'm in NY for the week. I'm posting from this:
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my new toy computer. It's the cutest thing, really. It looks like a Barbie computer. It runs Linux, so I have to get to learn Linux, which is annoying fun. I can't get it to sync with my phone, so that's a project anyhow. I didn't kill anything today. Not even a mouse.
Oh yeah, a friend of mine's got a black one o'them.  they're so TINY.
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I need anne the man lessons
heather marie
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:23:01 AM »
my neighbors are having sex. they're loud.
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hannah
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:23:42 AM »
Are they listening to Coldplay while they go at it?
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:23:54 AM »
I wish my neighbors would have sex. That would be less loud than what they normally do.
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
heather marie
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:28:39 AM »
Quote from: hannah on Mar 03, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
Are they listening to Coldplay while they go at it?

I can't tell if it's the same neighbors. but if it is the Coldplay ones, then no, no music. just the oh so loud moans of a woman on the verge...


oh god what if my neighbors read LPTJ?
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Maaik
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:29:41 AM »
LPTorJy!
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hannah
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:30:30 AM »
 
Quote from: Maaik on Mar 03, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
LPTorJy!

That should be the subtitle of your 10,000-posts song
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 03, 2008, 11:44:26 AM »
Quote from: heather marie on Mar 03, 2008, 11:28:39 AM

oh god what if my neighbors read LPTJ?

Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll take a hint?
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