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Wally
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« Reply #200 on: Mar 14, 2008, 03:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Chet on Mar 14, 2008, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: diesel_powered on Mar 14, 2008, 02:56:26 PM
Quote from: Chet on Mar 14, 2008, 01:34:13 PM
i just got a flyer throught the mail for a kebab house called kebabies

i find this to be a little disconcerting.

What, no love for babies on spikes?

What about babies on racks?

There's only one way to have baby and that is wrapped in strips of bacon and roasted.

ewwwwwwwwwwww...bacon.
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« Reply #201 on: Mar 14, 2008, 03:17:51 PM »
Baby is my favorite vegetable.
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« Reply #202 on: Mar 14, 2008, 03:30:52 PM »
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« Reply #203 on: Mar 14, 2008, 03:36:00 PM »
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« Reply #204 on: Mar 14, 2008, 04:37:01 PM »
You know, when I fall way behind on reading the forums, I tend to use the 'View Recent Posts' facility, which just shows all the latest posts from all threads one after another.

Once in a while, it just throws up the most wonderfully unintentional sequences.

I mean, Andrew, check it out:

Quote from: Andrew_TSKS on Mar 14, 2008, 04:26:27 PM
that makes a lot of sense. i've always figured that, past a couple hundred bucks, what you're really paying for doesn't have anything to do with the sex. instead, you're paying for the girl to pretend she WANTS to fuck you. which fits right in with the whole power thing, if you think about it.

Quote from: Andrew_TSKS on Mar 14, 2008, 04:33:42 PM
it needs to also involve falafel.
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« Reply #205 on: Mar 14, 2008, 04:50:35 PM »
Hey maybe Spitzer took her to DC for all the great falafel places.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #206 on: Mar 14, 2008, 04:55:45 PM »
shit, if i'm paying $5000 for sex, she BETTER bring me a falafel.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #207 on: Mar 14, 2008, 04:56:19 PM »
and also knit me a sweater.


ok, i'm taking this joke too far.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #208 on: Mar 14, 2008, 06:21:47 PM »
And not just any falafel. Baby falafel.
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« Reply #209 on: Mar 14, 2008, 09:28:37 PM »
have you guys ever heard of falafel sex?
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« Reply #210 on: Mar 14, 2008, 09:45:48 PM »
Normally gmail's spam filter is really good, but today I found 8 real emails in my spam folder. Did they change something, or was it just an odd coincidence that there were so many in one day?

Hi, Mary!
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« Reply #211 on: Mar 14, 2008, 11:57:30 PM »
And I had like 8 spam messages in my inbox. They just messed us up, C.
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« Reply #212 on: Mar 15, 2008, 01:13:07 AM »
I knew there must be some logical explanation.

In other news, either the Boston crew are shunning me, or they're a bunch of slackers. I haven't heard anything about pre- and/or post-show plans for tomorrow night. (which is technically tonight, since it's after midnight)
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jess
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« Reply #213 on: Mar 15, 2008, 01:38:20 AM »
Quote from: girl on Mar 15, 2008, 01:13:07 AM
I knew there must be some logical explanation.

In other news, either the Boston crew are shunning me, or they're a bunch of slackers. I haven't heard anything about pre- and/or post-show plans for tomorrow night. (which is technically tonight, since it's after midnight)

sent out another email! (if anyone wants in and isn't on it, email or pm me).
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« Reply #214 on: Mar 15, 2008, 02:13:52 AM »
Quote from: theartlessmonster on Mar 14, 2008, 09:28:37 PM
have you guys ever heard of falafel sex?

Shit, have you heard of baby falafel sex?
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« Reply #215 on: Mar 15, 2008, 07:26:29 PM »
Hey guys Stephanie is here and she says to say hi and she misses you guys!
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« Reply #216 on: Mar 15, 2008, 07:47:14 PM »
i think the guy in the caption to the front page story on our local section about "not all homeowners taking a dive" is some kid i went to high school with.  he appears to have a pony tail and is a professional house 'flipper'.  really kind of makes me wonder what i could have amounted to. 
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« Reply #217 on: Mar 15, 2008, 10:56:44 PM »
Heheh... Manson's on MSNBC.
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« Reply #218 on: Mar 15, 2008, 10:58:58 PM »
We just called El Josharino and we're passing the phone around. Josh is the best dude ever. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #219 on: Mar 15, 2008, 11:02:55 PM »
Basically yeah.  Josh is awesome.
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« Reply #220 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:51:33 AM »
Quote from: andronicus on Mar 15, 2008, 07:26:29 PM
Hey guys Stephanie is here and she says to say hi and she misses you guys!

Well tell her to get herself back here!
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« Reply #221 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:53:04 AM »
Quote from: heather marie on Mar 15, 2008, 10:58:58 PM
We just called El Josharino and we're passing the phone around. Josh is the best dude ever. Just sayin'.

Do you remember that voice over in Thin Red Line, the one where Jim Catweazel's character tells the audience to make him feel the lack of never knowing them. Well, I've never spoken to Josh and I feel the lack.
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« Reply #222 on: Mar 16, 2008, 10:57:04 AM »
Quote from: Wally on Mar 16, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: andronicus on Mar 15, 2008, 07:26:29 PM
Hey guys Stephanie is here and she says to say hi and she misses you guys!

Well tell her to get herself back here!

Yeah what the hell
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jebreject
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« Reply #223 on: Mar 16, 2008, 11:54:06 AM »
All this birthday talk reminds me I gots ta call my pops today
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #224 on: Mar 16, 2008, 12:20:40 PM »
Hey, my pops bday is tomorrow
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