Posts based on the decay of Cs-137 (random)

[Wally]

Chet, that's enough irony now, this is not the make out club.

[Chet]

Okay.


But can we make out?

[Wally]

No.

[Chet]

Fine.

[hannah]

New Det. John Munch video. Good night! I mean, afternoon! I mean, I have to hang out with my mother!

[alexandra]

I get to go to my juror summons thing tomorrow. I'm gonna bring Barbarossa to read.

Boy howdy am I tired.

[YojimboMonkey]

I was crushing Ian's head earlier a la Kids in the Hall, and he started doing it back to me, and then we were all crushing each others heads and it was a good old time.  Then we watched the head crushing skits on youtube and the boys were laughing like crazy, Ian included.  And now Ian keeps doing the headcrushing motion with his fingers.  Babies are hilarious.

[peacocks]

There has been a shortage of cups in my household lately.  I went upstairs just now to my roommate's room to tell him something and I saw an army of cups surrounding his typewriter on a built in shelf.  They are all filled with piss.

[jebreject]

hahahahahaha

that sounds like my friend gavin

oh man do i have stories about gavin

[girl]

I was crushing Ian's head earlier a la Kids in the Hall, and he started doing it back to me, and then we were all crushing each others heads and it was a good old time.  Then we watched the head crushing skits on youtube and the boys were laughing like crazy, Ian included.  And now Ian keeps doing the headcrushing motion with his fingers.  Babies are hilarious.

This is the best thing ever. 

There has been a shortage of cups in my household lately.  I went upstairs just now to my roommate's room to tell him something and I saw an army of cups surrounding his typewriter on a built in shelf.  They are all filled with piss.

I'm all for saving the planet and stuff, but if I were you, I'd start using paper cups for the time being.

[diesel_powered]

There has been a shortage of cups in my household lately.  I went upstairs just now to my roommate's room to tell him something and I saw an army of cups surrounding his typewriter on a built in shelf.  They are all filled with piss.

I don't care who your roommate might be, this is grounds for eviction.

[girl]

You should get the Vikings to come over and crush his head. (I'm thinking Jim will accept beer and cookies as payment.)

[Andrew_TSKS]

heck I'm just tickled pink that reese knows who Craig David is.

unlike robbie williams, he's had hits in america.

[jebreject]

dude robbie williams had a few hits in america

[Maaik]

I actually really liked that "Millennium" song.  That string hook was pretty tight.

[Thermofusion]

I liked that song, too, but it's worth noting that the string hook was cribbed from the score to You Only Live Twice

[jebreject]

which one had the video where he took off all his skin and stuff? that shit was tight.

[Maaik]

THAT video ruled!

[peacocks]

I don't care who your roommate might be, this is grounds for eviction.

you don't even know.  le sigh.  Nah, he's cool.  I'm only living here through May too so it's no big deal.

You should get the Vikings to come over and crush his head. (I'm thinking Jim will accept beer and cookies as payment.)

He needs a good symbolic head crushing.  I do have a bag filled with mini brownies as well as apple pie my other cool roommate got for free AND he could have whatever booze my pissy roommate bought last night.  I bet Jim's babies are better at peeing in toilets than Mr. Peepants.  Mr. Pissbody.  Pee Pee McGillicutty.

[peacocks]

I just busted ass.  It wasn't even me tripping over some inanimate object or being pushed.  I didn't land on anything or have anything to break my fall, I just plain busted ass. 

I was getting up from lying on the floor in our little tv room/closet and my toe caught in the bottom of my pajamas.  I went down face first.  My chin and my right knee both have rug burns and there's a little knot in the knee too.  I was laughing as soon as I hit the floor.

My roommate was laughing so hard he looked like he had Parkinson's.

[diesel_powered]

I don't care who your roommate might be, this is grounds for eviction.

you don't even know.  le sigh.  Nah, he's cool.  I'm only living here through May too so it's no big deal.

GLASSES. OF. URINE.

This isn't a couple moldy coffee cups here. THIS IS URINE!

[SPACERACE]

you also give a fuck. i'd buy dixie cups and keep them in my room.

[girl]

Sometimes I feel like I'm invisible. 

you also give a fuck. i'd buy dixie cups and keep them in my room.

I'm all for saving the planet and stuff, but if I were you, I'd start using paper cups for the time being.

[peacocks]

aw!  I saw your suggestion!  I just don't think I'm going to do that.  I should buy him some plastic solo cups though.  I'm pretty sure he threw most of the pee cups away last night.

[Andrew_TSKS]

but not all of them, huh? kept a few around for later, huh?

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