Posts based on the decay of Cs-137 (random)

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

For the record, he edited that post from "WTF? THAT WAS ME"

[jebreject]

I actually edited it from "I do not believe on word of that story"

[Wally]

CYNIC!

I'm sure that Paul from Spin City has a cat. I suspect he chews on it to stop him spitting in Clooney's face.

[Greg Nog]

I got this from MeFi, so I'm sure people have already seen it, but still:

He may be pulling in $12 million a picture and deified by women worldwide, but George Clooney is apparently not above digging around in cat shit for the sake of a good joke.

Actor Richard Kind (who plays Paul on "Spin City" and is a member of Clooney's inner circle) and his pet feline learned that lesson the hard way.

"Richard had this cat that he loved and adored," Ben Weiss, a "Friends" assistant director and another Clooney crony, recalls in the upcoming issue of Men's Journal. "So George would go in the bathroom, and that's where the litter box was. And there would be cat shit in there, so George would clean it up and flush it down the toilet. Then Richard would go in there and say, 'God, it's so weird. My cat hasn't taken a shit in forever.'"

This went on for days: the cat crapping, Clooney merrily scooping and flushing. And eventually, Kind grew understandably concerned.

"Richard went to the vet to get some kind of thing to make the cat go to the bathroom," says Weiss. "The poor cat. The cat's shitting, and George is still cleaning it up."

Clearly, the madness had to end. So the erstwhile "ER" star capped it off with a bang (or, more accurately, a thud).

"Finally, George stood over the cat box and took a giant shit," Weiss tells the magazine. "And finally Richard goes in there and says, 'Oh, my God! Kitty!'"

I had a grudging respect for Clooney but now I heart him unreservedly. 

So here's something interesting:  I started telling this story the other night, and almost immediately after beginning it, my friend Autumn basically says the punchline:  "oh and then he took a shit in the box at the end?"  And I said, "Yeah, did you read this?"  And she says that no, she heard that story from her friend from college, whose former roommate apparently did this to another friend of theirs.

So basically, one version of the story involves the following trail:

Metafilter > Men's Journal Magazine > the assistant director of "Friends" > the Cloon

And the other version is:

LPTJ > my roommate Autumn > her friend Shawn > his former roommate

...which makes me think it's one of those pervasive stories that the Cloon got attached to, kindly like how no one REALLY knows who wrote that "there was only one set of footprints because Jesus was carrying you" poem.

[Augo]

I thought Jesus wrote that.

[Greg Nog]

He wrote it on Thursday, then threw it out on Friday.  But then it miraculously appeared in an e-mail forward on Sunday.

And that's the story of Easter.

[Augo]

I thought he wrote back in the 1920's when he returned again and wandered around for three years trying to get people to stop going to the movies and yelling and having a good time and take notice that the Messiah had returned for their final judgement.

I hear he's still on earth somewhere...writing poems and building chairs in isolation.

But you could be right...this is all just hearsay.

[El_Josharino]

Shit guys. I really want some nachos. But I don't have any chips. And I don't want to put on pants to go to the store. I'm in a real pickle here.

[El_Josharino]

You know what? It's fucking 2008. Why can't I just download nachos?

[ellaguru]

"Nachos, Earl Grey, hot."

[diesel_powered]

Excellent. Excellent.

[El_Josharino]

Nachos achieved.

[The_Tourist]

hey josh...let's get married.

we seem to share the same unquenchable thirst for beer and nachos. that is really all i need in a lover.

[jebreject]

FUCK! I want nachos.

[YojimboMonkey]

The feast I have just completed leaves no room for nacho cravings.  However, josh, let me just say that I am a man who sometimes just has to have some damn nachos.  And I make some fucking FIERCE nachos.

[diesel_powered]

FUCK! I want nachos.

[girl]

I'm feeling so guilty because my mom had plans with one of her friends tonight, but her friend is sick so she invited me instead, but I don't want to go and when she called this morning and was like, "so do you want to get dinner before we go out?" I was all "I thought I told you I didn't want to go". . . It's been gnawing at me all day. Seriously. But bloody hell, I do not want to leave the house today. Also, it seems that space aliens have abducted my cat again. I can't find her anywhere. (Should this be in the annoyed thread?)

[Andrew_TSKS]

FUCK! I want nachos.

[coldforge]

So I guess I'm making nachos for dinner tonight

[C of heartbreak]

I don't really have any desire for nachos myself.

[El_Josharino]

Hooray, I'm influential!

[milesofsparks]

FUCK! I want nachos.

[dieblucasdie]

http://gawker.com/370412/stuff-white-people-like-ridiculous-book-deals

Alright, so can the unqualified hateration begin now?  What the hell. 

[C of heartbreak]

This white person would probably like stabbing that guy in the eye right now.

[C of heartbreak]

Though maybe my anger is misdirected, all the guy did was produce something marketable.

No, definitely getting stabbed in the eye.