Reducing Our Dependence on Foreign Vitriol: new annoyed thread

[diesel_powered]

This is an inhuman hour built for people who are obviously insane.

[jebreject]

Hey jebbers, are they setting you up for a root canal or what?

If they are, when you're in there, don't be scared to tell them it hurts. They'll keep shootin' you full of painkillers until it doesn't.

So far ain't nothing getting set up. The dental college (who the ER referred me to) is not accepting new patients until April 28th. If the toothache doesn't go away with the antibiotics, they have an emergency clinic, but beyond that I really don't know what to do. I have twenty bucks in my checking account and no insurance so going to the dentist proper seems a bit out of the question. I suppose I should call around though.

[andronicus]

This is an inhuman hour built for people who are obviously insane.

I get up about two hours earlier than this for work every day. 

Kemal Ataturk got like 3 hours of sleep a night his whole life, I read once. 

[Maaik]

Kemal Ataturk got like 3 hours of sleep a night his whole life, I read once. 

I heard he had an entire menagerie all called "Abdul."

[Greg Nog]

Kemal Ataturk got like 3 hours of sleep a night his whole life, I read once. 

Yeah, and look what happened to him.  Dead!

[andronicus]

Ataturk didn't die he just went into occultation to await the second coming of the Glorious Gök Alp, father of the Osmanli Turks, who I believe will take the form of a 200-foot tall robot lizard, whereupon Ataturk will fulfill the forgotten promise of Qanuni Suleiman and ride on Gök Alp's shoulders to lead the Turks into the field of battle, and Vienna will finally be sacked in a vicious ball of fire and protoplasm. 

This is like, World Civ 101 people.

[Greg Nog]

andronicus I will not stand idly by while you write hagiographies about the mechanical turk

[G.C.R]

So my GP told me to run dont walk to have my heart rate read as soon as I started feeling faint again, so I did, and then at the afterhours my blood pressure and heart rate were normal. And the doctor there said, " well it really depends on your personality how affected you are by these things" and I was thinking all what the fuck bitch are you calling me a hypochondriac because I'm not falling over from dizziness for fun you know

[jebreject]

I don't imagine that's what the doctor meant.

I mean, could it be stress related?

[diesel_powered]

Ugh. My whole respiratory system is swollen and irritable this morning, probably because I slept all night breathing through my mouth because my sinuses were swollen and irritable.

Basically, I need someone to take out my tonsils. Preferably with a rusty apple corer.

[The_Tourist]

So my GP told me to run dont walk to have my heart rate read as soon as I started feeling faint again, so I did, and then at the afterhours my blood pressure and heart rate were normal. And the doctor there said, " well it really depends on your personality how affected you are by these things" and I was thinking all what the fuck bitch are you calling me a hypochondriac because I'm not falling over from dizziness for fun you know

beans! (really)

i used to get faint/fall down pretty often and was told the same thing about everything being pretty normal except kinda low blood pressure. eat stuff that is pretty nutritionally dense and has lots of sodium.

my solution was beans. it helped with the dizziness. and they're musical as well.

[jess]

I get faint sometimes, and it's usually a classic vasovagal response, but that's hard to measure in the Dr's office. Keep well hydrated and have plenty of electrolytes. Other things that can be triggers are standing still for long periods (blood pools in your legs), being over heated, and loud noise, so, not shockingly, I've had some trouble with it at shows, especially in the summer. Then I need to make sure I'm hydrated before going out, and I have to not drink a lot if at all if I'm going to an event along those lines.

BUT if you are dizzy (things feel sort of spinny) and not just feeling faint/light-headed, then I would be looking into issues with your neck and ears (could just be muscle tension even), and not necessarily your blood pressure.

[dieblucasdie]

My upstairs neighbor has been playing the Juno soundtrack on repeat, loudly, all day.

[elpollodiablo]

That's one duffle can't be kerfluffled homesnizz

[dieblucasdie]

...and now they're having really loud sex while listening to the Juno soundtrack.

[elpollodiablo]

That's one blutzen that can't be fuhrschnuckled hilldog

[dieblucasdie]

That's it I'm putting on Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and turning the volume to 11.

[elpollodiablo]

That's one splutnick can't be unschrumpnified FAG

[Good Intentions]

That's it I'm putting on Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and turning the volume to 11.

You should sing along, except cange the lyrics to 'Killing her kid to live!'

[girl]

Ugh. My whole respiratory system is swollen and irritable this morning, probably because I slept all night breathing through my mouth because my sinuses were swollen and irritable.

Basically, I need someone to take out my tonsils. Preferably with a rusty apple corer.

I used to work for a dentist. I'm pretty sure I could remove tonsils.

[jebreject]

can you yank some teeth for me?

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

I used to work for a dentist. I'm pretty sure I could pull teeth.

[jebreject]

Annoying the fuck outta me: people who think just 'cause a thought pops into their fucking head it must be the truth.

[C of heartbreak]

I have to take this test about air conditioners tomorrow. If I fail it, I might get fired. This is annoying.

[Ah_Pook]

just play it cool, c of heartbreak