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coldforge
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« Reply #350 on: Apr 02, 2008, 09:21:42 PM »

What the hell's the matter with Sriracha?`
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #351 on: Apr 02, 2008, 09:23:51 PM »

Nothing. But when it comes to straight up hotsauce I occasionally like... straight up hotsauce. Like the tangy vinegary stuff with a little bit of burn.
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andronicus
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« Reply #352 on: Apr 02, 2008, 09:35:33 PM »

I changed my mind anyway, what I really want is some Maggi Hot & Sweet sauce, but I would have to take the bus like 67 hours over to Devon tomorrow to get it.
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« Reply #353 on: Apr 02, 2008, 10:17:48 PM »

iTunes store for movies: kind of useless. The selection sucks, and when we actually find something we want, it takes 80 goddamn minutes to download. How the shit is this supposed to compete?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #354 on: Apr 02, 2008, 11:33:57 PM »

Seriously: I've been waiting for this thing to download for an hour and a half, and it just timed out in the last 5%. Fuck paying for things!
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jebreject
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« Reply #355 on: Apr 03, 2008, 03:11:05 AM »

holy fuck i just burnt the shit out of my arm on the fucking scary furnace
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jebreject
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« Reply #356 on: Apr 03, 2008, 03:16:00 AM »

it hurts a lot
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #357 on: Apr 03, 2008, 05:59:33 AM »

You've done the obvious and kept it under cold runnign water or ice, right? Antiseptic? Burns can get nasty, but you should be fine if you take care of it.
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« Reply #358 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:43:25 AM »

I have a headache and I have to go be around 30 3rd graders at the beach all daaaay.  Maybe I'll leave them alone in the water and take a nap.
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« Reply #359 on: Apr 03, 2008, 09:43:31 AM »

I'm sitting in a coffee shop near my apartment right now and these two jackass real estate developers (who are always in here) are making me want to bust some chairs over heads.

Jackass Real Estate Developer #1: (laughs) We couldn't have asked for better Democrat candidates...Obama and Clinton?  This is the best those dummies can do?

Jackass Real Estate Developer #2: I hope McCain drags Colin Powell out and dusts him off.  A respectable black man with foreign policy experience?  He'd destroy Obama.

Jackass Real Estate Developer #1: Or better yet, that colored woman...Condo...Condoleeza?  Make her the running mate!

Jackass Real Estate Developer #2: Black *and* a woman!  You got both bases covered!

Jackass Real Estate Developer #1: Let's be real though; society's just not ready for a black president.  Maybe a woman -- but not a black man.  Obama's not even a real American -- did you know that?

Me: (internal monologue) WANNA DIE, YUPPIE MOTHERFUCKERS?

Only + to all this: there's a really hot girl behind the counter givin' 'em the ol' evil eye, and damn is her evil eye sultry as hell.  Like 40s femme fatale sultry.
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« Reply #360 on: Apr 03, 2008, 10:42:58 AM »

I bet if you said something snide to the sultry woman she'd do you.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #361 on: Apr 03, 2008, 10:44:06 AM »

That's the only way I've ever gotten laid.
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« Reply #362 on: Apr 03, 2008, 11:07:55 AM »

I bet if you broke chairs over their heads they would bleed a lot.
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« Reply #363 on: Apr 03, 2008, 11:26:06 AM »

The chairs or the jackasses?

OT: fucking pollen everywhere!  Fuck!
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« Reply #364 on: Apr 03, 2008, 11:31:05 AM »

I bet if you said something snide to the sultry woman she'd do you.

shit yeah, you should probably ask her if she'd be willing to sacrifice a couple of chairs for the greater good of kicking some self-righteous yuppie ass.

not that i'd have the guts to do so myself, but it seems like a decent plan.
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« Reply #365 on: Apr 03, 2008, 12:15:54 PM »

Update on the burn: it's not nearly as bad as I thought it was last night.
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« Reply #366 on: Apr 03, 2008, 05:33:04 PM »

so i'm sure someone will find a way to give me shit about this, but...


you know what sucks? when your boss is generally crazy/impatient/irritable on a normal day and also happens to be female.

for the past few days she's been extra, ultra crazy/impatient/irritable due to the monthly magic in her loins (she was complaining about pms, this isn't the stereotypical male "she's on the rag" assumption). i'm about ready to just ask to leave for the day.
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« Reply #367 on: Apr 03, 2008, 05:35:48 PM »

It's stupid when tires explode.
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« Reply #368 on: Apr 03, 2008, 05:39:29 PM »

so i'm sure someone will find a way to give me shit about this, but...


you know what sucks? when your boss is generally crazy/impatient/irritable on a normal day and also happens to be female.

for the past few days she's been extra, ultra crazy/impatient/irritable due to the monthly magic in her loins (she was complaining about pms, this isn't the stereotypical male "she's on the rag" assumption). i'm about ready to just ask to leave for the day.

that's why i pick my supervisors by measuring how far along they are in menopause.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #369 on: Apr 03, 2008, 06:57:05 PM »

You know what's dumb? Adjective declension. Screw you, German!
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andronicus
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« Reply #370 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:02:48 PM »

Just memorize those tables, dude.  You will thank yourself later.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #371 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:07:22 PM »

Too late. We breezed through em last year, and I pretty much reconciled myself to the fact that I'll never learn em without immersion.

Of course, no one else learned em either. It's weird, cuz the professors never correct anyone for it.
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alexandra
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« Reply #372 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:19:28 PM »

You know what's dumb? Adjective declension. Screw you, German!

You help me with German, ASAP. (i owe you an email)
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #373 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:21:04 PM »

I'll do what I can, boo! Richard would probably be more help, as it sounds like he actually applied himself.

Friggin boyscout candyass that he is
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coldforge
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« Reply #374 on: Apr 03, 2008, 07:32:19 PM »

Ah, nobody in the real world uses those things anyway. In Yiddish the khsidim just call everything 'de'.
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