The first thought that pops into your sweet head: new Random

[G.C.R]

I think its time. OT: there are an alarming number of pretty girls at my university.

[elpollodiablo]

But blucas and I were arguing about something!

Oh man you want to read something hilarious

[peacocks]

best pet name: Lord Kimbo Fruitenbachen

[ellaguru]

there are an alarming number of pretty girls at my university.

I think that's probably just part of it being a university. It's really the only reason why anyone goes.

Myself, I have grown some relatively decent bruises on both my arms from yoga yesterday. Dangerous sport, you know.

[citrus]

I wish we could communicate like cuttlefish, all changing skin color and pattern. Blue stripes! sup dudes?

[SPACERACE]

[peacocks]

Pal the cuttlefish says: "Stick with me kid, and you'll never pay retail"

[citrus]

i love magic city.

[SPACERACE]

out of curiosity, where is that shit, exactly?

i just searched google for "donks" and got the best one off the first page

[citrus]

out of curiosity, where is that shit, exactly?

i just searched google for "donks" and got the best one off the first page

It's a magical city with fairies and unicorns and baby squirrels. In my head. Sorry to get your hopes up.

[SPACERACE]

i thought i was called "miami"

[citrus]

welcome to miami
bienvenidos a miami

i've never been there but if there are unicorns i'm hopping on a plane tomorrow.

[SPACERACE]

i wouldn't trust anyone in miami that tells you they're a unicorn

[heather marie]

back in florida. super weird. missing certain people and things. not really sure where home is. also, i just spent a week in eastern PA where i ate chips & salsa for dinner every night. my great grandmother thinks i'm the weirdest person she's ever met for not eating meat or dairy. she told several stories about squirrel pie. god, i miss tofu so hard. i am broke, i need a job, i miss my friends, ughhhhh life.

[peacocks]

oh man I'm moving back to whorelando the first of june!  I'll also sort of be starting over, we can be friends!

[coldforge]

I mean, think about it, p + h = f, so voice the p  and the f and you get b + h = v.

[citrus]

I mean, think about it, p + h = f, so voice the p  and the f and you get b + h = v.

BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE LIPS

[Good Intentions]

I mean, think about it, p + h = f, so voice the p  and the f and you get b + h = v.

But p + h != f, but rather 'wh', like in Maori, and 'ph' in Greek'. I won't act like I knew the IPA off by heart, but wiki tells me it's ɸ, and that the voiced version, β, is common is Spanish where there are 'v's.

edit: Oh, it turns out that the Japanese 'f' is also an unvoiced bilabial fricative, rather than labiodental. Who'da thunk it?!

[clare]

Oh yeah, and the 'w' is unrounded too (don't pout as you say the sound).

[Wally]

I should be getting some work done not posting this on the internet.

[Black Amnesia of Heaven]

Oh man you want to read something hilarious

I stopped reading when I came upon the phrase "post-black sensibility."

[Andrew_TSKS]

i read the whole thing. it pissed me off.

[Greg Nog]

Oh man you want to read something hilarious

I stopped reading when I came upon the phrase "post-black sensibility."

I stopped at

"The Odd Couple" satisfies as completely as "St. Elsewhere," but still fails to answer the question of quite how seriously we should take Gnarls Barkley.

Dang, salon, you're right, I don't know how seriously you should take it, maybe it's best to ask Pitchfork or something.  They can give it a number grade for seriousness.

[elpollodiablo]

The group sometimes plays things tongue-in-cheek -- on "Blind Mary," Cee-Lo sings of love for, yes, a blind girl named Mary -- but it's equally clear that Cee-Lo is targeting the same post-racial audience that pundits have discovered in the wake of Barack Obama.

That was my favorite part

[Maaik]

I don't think this guy was thinking while he was typing.  He was just listening to music, popping his bubblegum and clattering away at the keyboard, just kinda coasting on whatever white noise was going through his stupid little head.

Seriously?  "Post-racial"?  Did this guy go to bed in 1952 only to wake up yesterday at his desk at Salon?