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Greg Nog
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« Reply #375 on: Apr 30, 2008, 12:37:50 PM »

I'm writing this from my lamp.

I'm writing this from my flaccid dick
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #376 on: Apr 30, 2008, 12:38:33 PM »

oh god damn it
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jebreject
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« Reply #377 on: Apr 30, 2008, 04:31:08 PM »

cf's was way funnier

sorry greg
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #378 on: Apr 30, 2008, 05:10:32 PM »

You have to understand that it becomes way more hilarious when you know that my dick is, in fact, an orange exclamation point surrounded by a pale blue circle.
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« Reply #379 on: Apr 30, 2008, 08:48:01 PM »

I was in Boston today for a training. Unfortunately, it was just for the day, but we got a nice lunch and some skincare products to take home, plus, it was way better than actually being at work.
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jebreject
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« Reply #380 on: Apr 30, 2008, 09:23:01 PM »

You have to understand that it becomes way more hilarious when you know that my dick is, in fact, an orange exclamation point surrounded by a pale blue circle.

well, way to tell a joke for zach's benefit only
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C of heartbreak
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« Reply #381 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:07:30 PM »

O shit albert hoffman died today
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HOW WOULD I BE? WHAT WOULD I DO?
girl
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« Reply #382 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:27:14 PM »

How come I don't get a little phone icon when I post from my phone?
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Wally
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« Reply #383 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:27:51 PM »

erm, you do. Or at least you did just then.
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girl
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« Reply #384 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:27:57 PM »

Oh cool! I do!
That's new.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #385 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:29:13 PM »

O shit albert hoffman died today

Wasn't that yesterday?  Regardless, 102 years old!  Fuckin' crazy!
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jebreject
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« Reply #386 on: Apr 30, 2008, 11:38:46 PM »

yeah, it's not really a very sad thing
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« Reply #387 on: Apr 30, 2008, 11:39:02 PM »

pretty interesting dude though
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C of heartbreak
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« Reply #388 on: May 01, 2008, 05:53:25 PM »

yeah, it's not really a very sad thing

Yeah I mean between living to 102 and inventing lsd it's not like he didn't accomplish anything. Still, he was the kinda person who seemed like he was gonna live forever. I mean he had spontaneous psychedelic experiences.
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« Reply #389 on: May 01, 2008, 06:42:45 PM »

i just realized that the names of all the forums here are airport references, although i don't quite get White Courtesy Phone.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #390 on: May 01, 2008, 07:20:30 PM »

They're these white phones placed throughout airport terminals.  Occasionally, if someone's trying to get in touch with you elsewhere in the airport, they can call the airport information desk on the White Courtesy Phone and have you paged over the PA system.

When my friend Russell and I used to work at the Manchester NH airport, we'd have fictional characters paged to pass the time:

"Scott Summers, please meet Jean Grey at Baggage Claim C."
"Tony Stark, your family is waiting at Gate 24."
"Bruce Banner, please report to the lab."
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silentsigh89
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« Reply #391 on: May 01, 2008, 07:49:39 PM »

That story makes me very happy.

I just got back from our last baja fresh trip of the year, and it now seems like eating a massive burrito wasn't the best choice, getting it smothered in melted cheese and extra sauce seems to have been an even worse choice!

I don't want to get any work done, I just want to lay down and feel bloated and overfilled for a few hours. Failure!
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« Reply #392 on: May 02, 2008, 03:41:03 AM »

i just realized that the names of all the forums here are airport references, although i don't quite get White Courtesy Phone.

i'm kind of unsure as to whether or not i get "in the earbuds".
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citrus
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« Reply #393 on: May 02, 2008, 03:54:44 AM »

i just realized that the names of all the forums here are airport references, although i don't quite get White Courtesy Phone.

i'm kind of unsure as to whether or not i get "in the earbuds".

is it the free earbuds they give you to listen to their 5 channels of wonderful music or tv audio?
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i give thee the first suggestion, the problem and indirection
Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #394 on: May 02, 2008, 07:09:30 AM »

are you allowed to keep them?
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« Reply #395 on: May 02, 2008, 07:48:07 AM »

okay i guess that makes sense now you say it out loud.
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« Reply #396 on: May 02, 2008, 09:07:47 PM »

I found this little book on the rainforest on the sidewalk today. It is published by Arby's!

"The jaguar is the biggest cat in the Amazon jungle. It loves meat and will eat almost any living thing. Jaguars like to prowl the riverbanks and hook out fish with their paws. They also tackle sleeping alligators. No animal is brave enough to take on a jaguar."

Very Happy
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« Reply #397 on: May 02, 2008, 10:16:02 PM »

I dunno, that sounds like a challenge to Pixar right there.
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
milesofsparks
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« Reply #398 on: May 05, 2008, 10:23:30 PM »

today is my baby brother's 16th birthday.  holy cow.  I was in college when he was born.  sixteen years ago.  time, flies, &etc.
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« Reply #399 on: May 05, 2008, 10:43:55 PM »

Man, there have been like less than two dozen posts today. What gives?
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think 'on the road.'
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