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hannah
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« Reply #450 on: May 15, 2008, 03:57:36 PM »
dudes today I could steal a Casablanca poster worth 40K

I don't even like Casablanca too much

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Babar
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« Reply #451 on: May 15, 2008, 04:25:46 PM »
that's the difference between me and you right there.

i like casablanca
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andronicus
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« Reply #452 on: May 15, 2008, 07:45:29 PM »
That and you're a member of the most genetically homogeneous national population on earth, sure.
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« Reply #453 on: May 15, 2008, 07:53:49 PM »
Goddamn I flinched at that one
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Babar
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« Reply #454 on: May 16, 2008, 01:05:33 PM »
Quote from: andronicus on May 15, 2008, 07:45:29 PM
That and you're a member of the most genetically homogeneous national population on earth, sure.

oh yeah, and that. and i would have at least thought about snatching that poster.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #455 on: May 17, 2008, 01:29:12 AM »
I'm about to go roll and smoke a cigarrette on my porch. In my boxers. Should be pretty sweet.
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« Reply #456 on: May 17, 2008, 03:12:59 AM »
Livermore, California firehouse features a lightbulb that has been burning almost continuously for over a century

i mean, it's only a four-watt bulb, but that's still fucking crazy. SCIENCE!
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heather
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« Reply #457 on: May 17, 2008, 03:35:54 AM »
the douchey new club across from my place is blaring "i got five on it" and i can't be annoyed because damn. that song. rules.



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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #458 on: May 17, 2008, 03:41:42 AM »
hydra!  sup
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Wally
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« Reply #459 on: May 17, 2008, 06:37:23 AM »
Woke up from nearly eleven hours sleep, christ I feel better for it.
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clare
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« Reply #460 on: May 17, 2008, 07:44:28 AM »
Why does the cat have to make so much noise when he eats? I thought that was the dog's prerogative....
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« Reply #461 on: May 17, 2008, 11:45:39 AM »
my boyfriend has a bad back and so I was teasing him yesterday for being unable to carry some heavy stuff down while moving out of the dorms.

And today I can hardly move because I carried things that were far too heavy for me.

...I kind of like knowing that I at least deserve the pain I'm in.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #462 on: May 19, 2008, 07:31:47 AM »
My friend might be joining the clusterfuck that is LPTJ tomorrow. I told him not to be a bag of dicks on arrival.
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« Reply #463 on: May 19, 2008, 07:40:55 AM »
Quote from: Wally on May 17, 2008, 06:37:23 AM
Woke up from nearly eleven hours sleep, christ I feel better for it.

ooh, i'm going to do that tonight/tomorrow
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Maaik
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« Reply #464 on: May 19, 2008, 12:46:46 PM »
As I was walking back from lunch, I passed by some city DOT workers who were tearing up Piedmont Rd.  Behind me, I heard one yelling to the others above the clatter of a water pump: "HEY.  HEY, YOU REMEMBER THAT MOVIE 'NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN?'  WELL THERE HE GOES!"

Clearly, I have a famous haircut.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #465 on: May 19, 2008, 01:10:29 PM »
Holy cripes, dude!


CALL IT FRIEND-O
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think 'on the road.'
andronicus
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« Reply #466 on: May 19, 2008, 08:35:21 PM »
I am thinking of drinking less alcohol by means of picking up a caffeine habit.  What does LPTJ think of this project, check yes or no.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #467 on: May 19, 2008, 08:40:34 PM »
Those two are not mutually exclusive

But if you have to go with one or the other, obviously booze
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girl
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« Reply #468 on: May 19, 2008, 08:47:05 PM »
You could start slowly by adding alcohol to your coffee. I mean, that's what I'd do. I mean, you really should have representatives from all of the food groups* in your diet.


*alcohol, coffee, pizza, chocolate
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andronicus
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« Reply #469 on: May 19, 2008, 08:50:03 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on May 19, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Those two are not mutually exclusive

But if you have to go with one or the other, obviously booze
Like I'm going to take advice from YOU.

I mean, I figured instead of the come home/crack open a beer or four/cry self to sleep routine I'm used to, I could maybe replace the beer with coffee and then go to sleep...

ok, this has potential problems.  Maybe I should puss all the way out and drink a nice herbal tea.

edit: girl, the idea is to lessen alcohol intake, not switch over completely to liquor. 

Though, I have to admit the idea of a espresso/cocoa/bourbon drink garnished with a single slice of pepperoni is appealing.
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« Reply #470 on: May 19, 2008, 08:54:11 PM »
Quote from: andronicus on May 19, 2008, 08:50:03 PM
Though, I have to admit the idea of a espresso/cocoa/bourbon drink garnished with a single slice of pepperoni is appealing.

Exactly!
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Ignatius
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« Reply #471 on: May 19, 2008, 09:49:57 PM »
You could drink regular tea, which isn't really caffeinated enough to keep you up in bed.  I find it relaxing, anyhow.
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #472 on: May 20, 2008, 05:27:22 AM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on May 19, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Those two are not mutually exclusive

But if you have to go with one or the other, obviously booze

One of my colleagues decided I must be a woman the day I told him that, if faced with the hypothetical choice between chocolate and beer, I would go for the former.  It was two years ago and I think he's still trying to get his head around it.

andronicus- Irish coffee?  I make an espresso variation that's to die for, darling.
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edison
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« Reply #473 on: May 20, 2008, 05:32:24 AM »
Quote from: Doctor Bob on May 20, 2008, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: elpollodiablo on May 19, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Those two are not mutually exclusive

But if you have to go with one or the other, obviously booze

One of my colleagues decided I must be a woman the day I told him that, if faced with the hypothetical choice between chocolate and beer, I would go for the former.  It was two years ago and I think he's still trying to get his head around it.

By "woman" he probably meant "reasonable human being"
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« Reply #474 on: May 20, 2008, 08:08:49 AM »
Quote from: Doctor Bob on May 20, 2008, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: elpollodiablo on May 19, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Those two are not mutually exclusive

But if you have to go with one or the other, obviously booze

One of my colleagues decided I must be a woman the day I told him that, if faced with the hypothetical choice between chocolate and beer, I would go for the former.  It was two years ago and I think he's still trying to get his head around it.

Jesus, I leave for a few weeks and look at the kind of crap you people start posting.  This is not the Robert I know!

Quote from: edison on May 20, 2008, 05:32:24 AM

By "woman" he probably meant "reasonable human being"

No I'm pretty sure he meant woman.
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