Cruelty-free Chicago or These Stones Will Shout or See America Right

[alistarr*]

Man, and I was just about to congratulate you all for crowding out the douchebag with your cheerful conspiring to commit foi gras, but no, there he was again, with pictures of ducks and fat chicks.

And a man holding a large bunny.

and some women.

[coldforge]

What the hell, there's no rimshot emoticon?

[Greg Nog]

You can use this.

[Wally]

heh, and now I realise that rimshot is in reference to drumming, which is not what I'd thought up to now.

[rockmeamadeus]

I've never tried foie gras, it is a sort of culinary Medina for me, tho... now that it's legal in Chicago I got to get me some. I'd much rather eat foie gras than hippster girl backside.

[Greg Nog]

I'd never tried it until a couple years back.  I was dating someone who was mostly vegetarian, and pretty conscious about what she ate and where it came from.  One day, I asked her what her all-time favorite food was, and she kinda sighed disappointedly, and said, "This is awful, but.  Foie gras.  I know it's terrible, I know it's like the most repellent thing you can eat.  But jesus it's delicious."  So not long after that, I tried it for the first (and I believe only time), and although it's nowhere near my all-time favorite comestibles, it is damn good.

And that's the story of how tasting hippster girl backside led to tasting foie gras.

[YojimboMonkey]

FREE PORK RIDS, (COOKED) (ALL OVER)

FREE 50 POUND BAG OF FRIED PORK RIDS, NICE AND FRESH, PARTY WAS CANCELD WE ARE STUCK WITH FRIED PORK RIDS, SKOKIE AREA, NO HOT SAUCE, NO DELIVERY

Who couldn't use 50 pounds of pork rinds?

[RoyBiggins]

I fear that pork rids are something different, and somehow less edible than fried skin.

[elpollodiablo]

Yeah I dunno that I'd accept pork rinds from someone who cannot apparently spell 'pork rinds.' Even if they are (COOKED) (ALL OVER).

[Greg Nog]

50 POUNDS!  You could make a child out of that many pork rinds!  I'd probably take 'em, construct a pig statue made out of them, and shellac it.

[sassymcassface]

50 POUNDS!  You could make a child out of that many pork rinds!  I'd probably take 'em, construct a pig statue made out of them, and shellac it.

would you have sex with it?

[Greg Nog]

No, I would just stare at it, beaming with pride.  "I made that!" I would gleefully say to myself.  Then, over the course of the next couple of hours, I would realize it was immensely impractical and I don't really have any place to store it.  Eventually, I would post a craigslist ad for a free fifty-pound pig statue made of pork rinds.

[sassymcassface]

i'd buy it.
then my neighbors would break in and eat it

[citrus]

You can use this.

That and sad trombone are pretty much the best things to have as buttons on your bookmark toolbar for easy access. genius.