*
*
Home
Help
Search
Login
Register
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 19, 2013, 07:35:08 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Search: Advanced search
655857 Posts in 9232 Topics by 3396 Members Latest Member: - vlozan86 Most online today: 18 - most online ever: 494 (Jul 01, 2007, 02:59:53 PM)
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 17 18 19 [20]
« previous next »
Print
Author Topic: The politics of failure have failed! (new election thread)  (Read 23863 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
dieblucasdie
Registered user

Posts: 24493
« Reply #475 on: Jul 24, 2008, 12:05:39 AM »
Logged
he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #476 on: Jul 24, 2008, 12:20:11 AM »
Are those tie fighters in the background?
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Ignatius
Registered user

Posts: 7082
« Reply #477 on: Jul 24, 2008, 12:53:33 AM »
new trail of dead cover
Logged
Good Intentions
Registered user

Posts: 13882
« Reply #478 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:07:05 AM »
Looks like a Magic: The Gathering Card
Logged
girl
Registered user

Posts: 9144
« Reply #479 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:08:50 AM »
Am I the only one who's a little offended that McCain is using "Peace" as a slogan?
Logged
this is a story and you're not in it
Good Intentions
Registered user

Posts: 13882
« Reply #480 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:09:35 AM »
By this point of the game pointing out the Orwellian overtones to campaign materials would be far too much like writing a suicide note.
Logged
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #481 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:09:41 AM »
John McCain

Septuagenarian Wizard

1B, T: Put Foreign Policy Experience counter on McCain.

T, Remove Three Foreign Policy Experience Counters: Reverse position on torture

T, Remove Five Foreign Policy Experience Counters: Remember where you parked your SUV
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Good Intentions
Registered user

Posts: 13882
« Reply #482 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:13:23 AM »
Anyone for a flavour text?
Logged
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #483 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:14:23 AM »
At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Antero
Registered user

Posts: 7526
« Reply #484 on: Jul 24, 2008, 06:45:54 AM »
My god, Pollo for the motherfucking win.
Logged
Quote from: nonotyet
this has been OPINIONS IN CAPSLOCK
Good Intentions
Registered user

Posts: 13882
« Reply #485 on: Jul 24, 2008, 07:20:20 AM »


elpollodiablo for the assist.
Logged
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #486 on: Jul 24, 2008, 07:42:15 AM »
Hahahahaha, NICE

Just curious, how'd you come to 1/3 as power/toughness?
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Good Intentions
Registered user

Posts: 13882
« Reply #487 on: Jul 24, 2008, 07:44:06 AM »
I asked the I Ching.

Well, he doesn't seem at all powerful, so a big mana cost seemed pointless, so he couldn't be too strong. I also think he's better at outlasting than he is at scoring punches. But yeah, pretty randomly.
Logged
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #488 on: Jul 24, 2008, 07:46:27 AM »
Effing hilarious
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Andrew_TSKS
Registered user

Posts: 39426
« Reply #489 on: Jul 24, 2008, 11:26:17 AM »
That is outstanding. I posted it to Whitechapel (Warren Ellis's messageboard) because I figured people there would get a kick out of it. Hope that's OK.
Logged
I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
DCDave
Registered user

Posts: 10387
« Reply #490 on: Jul 24, 2008, 11:28:38 AM »
The U, Tap, Remove 3 foreign policy counters: reverse position on torture should have reminder text that says (Turn any number of +1/+1 counters on target creature to -1/-1 counters)

Referencing, of course, the card Torture from Homelands, reprinted in Shadowmoor.

Edit: Remember where you parked the SUV could have reminder text that says (Look at the top five cards of your deck and remove one from the game, shuffle your library and return the card removed from the game to the top of the library)
« Last Edit: Jul 24, 2008, 11:30:27 AM by DCDave » Logged
But what the fuck do I know, I have a penis.
slow west vultures
Registered user

Posts: 2326
« Reply #491 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:21:06 PM »
take it to the library or the hobby store boys
Logged
Ocean in view! O! The joy!
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #492 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:48:00 PM »
Would a Barack Obama card be white or green? I'm thinking white, not cuz of anything racial, but because of the HOPE garbage. Though I'd think CHANGE would best be represented by green, no? I mean really the way they've been conducting this campaign, both of em apparently wanna be green.
Logged
think 'on the road.'
jebreject
Registered user

Posts: 27071
« Reply #493 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:55:11 PM »
what the fuck does all that mean

actually i probably don't want to know
Logged
I'm not racist, I've got lots of black Facebook friends.
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #494 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:58:30 PM »
You don't!
Logged
think 'on the road.'
DCDave
Registered user

Posts: 10387
« Reply #495 on: Jul 24, 2008, 01:59:08 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Jul 24, 2008, 01:48:00 PM
Would a Barack Obama card be white or green? I'm thinking white, not cuz of anything racial, but because of the HOPE garbage. Though I'd think CHANGE would best be represented by green, no? I mean really the way they've been conducting this campaign, both of em apparently wanna be green.

W/G multicolor or hybrid.
Logged
But what the fuck do I know, I have a penis.
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #496 on: Jul 24, 2008, 02:00:23 PM »
Why didn't I think of that?
Logged
think 'on the road.'
elpollodiablo
Registered user

Posts: 32624
« Reply #497 on: Jul 24, 2008, 02:01:16 PM »
Time for a new thread

http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/index.php/topic,10760.0.html
Logged
think 'on the road.'
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 17 18 19 [20]
Print
LPTJ | Last Plane Forums | Departure Lounge | Topic: The politics of failure have failed! (new election thread) « previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines
Board layout based on the Oxygen design by Bloc