"I'm gonna tinker with myself 'til I say only promises" (Thread of Strong Drink)

[dieblucasdie]

That would be 

I dunno if I got there too late or what, but they weren't there.

but

but

Foremost already had some Bell's in

[jebreject]

So I'm fairly in love with Stone Brewery; had their bitter chocolate oatmeal stout last night and it was delicious.

[dieblucasdie]

Oh and hey Jim, I was talking to my landlord about Half Acre, and he told me about this:  http://revbrew.com/  going in right up the street from me sometime mid-late next year. It pays to know someone who actually goes to neighborhood meetings!

[Mike24]

So I'm fairly in love with Stone Brewery; had their bitter chocolate oatmeal stout last night and it was delicious.

nice. I've got a Stone Ruination waiting for me in the fridge.

[DCDave]

I had rogue's hazelnut tonight and then a beam and ginger in a pint glass.

[citrus]

where does drunk bicycling in a costume lie on the scale of illegality

[coldforge]

babar?

[citrus]

hi internet friend

[girl]

So I'm fairly in love with Stone Brewery; had their bitter chocolate oatmeal stout last night and it was delicious.

Wow, that sounds good. Seriously. There is nothing in that sentence that doesn't sound good to me.

[diesel_powered]

Had a Laguinitas Lucky 13 and one of their new Frank Zappa beers last night. The Lucky 13 was a little malty for my taste, but the Zappa one was pretty good. Assertive hops, nice alcoholic bite.

[elpollodiablo]

Well I am heading out for a weekend wilderness retreat. Multiple kegs of Guinness!

Have a good weekend, urrbody

[Ignatius]

Bring some nitrogen tanks to make it extra-creamy...  Wait, are you bringing kegs to camping?  Is that normal?

[diesel_powered]

Not bringing kegs camping certainly isn't normal.

[nonotyet]

I drank almost an ENTIRE FIFTH OF WHISKEY (I don't remember what kind, I wanted Jameson's but they didn't have it) last night on my friend's porch and ow it hurts and oh my god why didn't I eat dinner before I started drinking and the only comfort that I have is that I did not call anyone. I was flat on my back staring up at the sky by 10:00 mumbling some shit about human interaction and going "where is my caaaaab, I want to go hoooooooome."

      My friend will never let me live this down.



realization: oh my god I did call someone.

[dieblucasdie]

haha yes you called me

[nonotyet]

You know I generally leave the names of people who I call on the phone out of public forums on the internet for a REASON.

Also it has taken six ibuprofen but I feel fine.

Also what exactly did the voicemail say.

[nonotyet]

NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

[The_Tourist]

wedding last night = open bar.
i took advantage of it a little too much.

i was also given a bottle of this for being a groomsman.

[dieblucasdie]

You know I generally leave the names of people who I call on the phone out of public forums on the internet for a REASON.

Also it has taken six ibuprofen but I feel fine.

Also what exactly did the voicemail say.

hiiii chrisss 's sarah
i'm drunk and i don't know why
ok i do know why i drank a FIFTH OF WHISKEY
and now my friends are laughing at me
because i'm adorable

[nonotyet]

NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

why doesn't anyone ever fucking listen to me I did not call myself adorable

[dieblucasdie]

don't make me ysi it

[nonotyet]

ok we at war.
I don't think it's possible, for one, and that doesn't mean "I don't think it's possible, please try."
For two: why would you do that.
For three: the next time I drink I am taking a vow of silence what is wrong with me.

[dieblucasdie]

oh it's possible

[nonotyet]

Technology sure has become technological. 

[girl]